Superman Stuff #25: Supergirl Stuff

With Supergirl’s big day just around the corner, this week I decided to return to my Superman Shelves. Last month, I showed off some of the Lego-related Superman Stuff in my collection, some of which I keep at home, some of which I use to adorn my classroom when school is in session. This week we’re going to continue the tour with some of the stuff on my shelves that features the Girl of Steel in her various forms.

As is probably not a huge surprise, a large percentage of my collection comes from our friends at the Funko company. This first tier of figures are all relatively basic Supergirl Funko Pops. To the left you’ll see the first Supergirl Pop in my collection, a basic figure of the character from the early days of the series before Funko started getting more…let’s call it “experimental.” Next to her at the top right is the newest Kara on my shelves, one of the Funko Pops from the new movie that hits theaters this Friday, along with a mini puppy Krypto figure. There are two Supergirl Pops in this line, the other one wearing her trenchcoat, which (if we’re being totally honest here) I’ll probably get at some point. And on the bottom is Supergirl #3, this one in a Santa Claus hat and holding a present, released as part of a holiday-themed line of DC Superheroine Holiday figures that came out a few years ago. (I’ve got several of the other girls from that line as well, all of which come out to decorate the day after Thanksgiving, but Kara is the only Superman-related figure in that line.)

Tier 2 are more Supergirl figures…of a sort, at least. Let’s call this “The Supergirls of Many Worlds.” On the left we have Supergirl from the popular DC Bombshells Line – it started as a series of variant covers with pinups of the DC characters in the style of World War II fighter jet nose art. The variants were popular and spun off an actual comic book series, which in turn spun off some Funko Pops. Next to her is her Sister from another Level of the Multiverse, Power Girl. If you’re not toooo deep into the DC Multiverse (then what are you doing here?) Power Girl is Kara Zor-L, Supergirl’s variant from the world of Earth-2, where the original Golden Age DC heroes lived. Through assorted multiversal fun, Peeg (as her friends call her) now lives on the main DC Earth and is considered part of the Superman family, although she and Supergirl are technically the same person.

Comics are wild, right?

At the end of the row is the Supergirl from the 2023 movie The Flash. I have to say, I think that movie was unfairly maligned. There was fun to be had in it, it was a BLAST seeing Michael Keaton as Batman again, and Sasha Calle turned in a good performance as Supergirl. But between Ezra Miller’s shenanigans turning off the potential audience and the fact that James Gunn was already poised to reboot the DCU at that point, it never really had much of a chance, did it?

Next we have two fun little oddities. After Funko made Pop figures of the six main characters from Friends, they had to start looking for variants to keep turning out money, including this figure of Lisa Kudrow’s Phoebe Buffay when she dressed up as Supergirl for Halloween. (There’s also a Joey in a Superman costume we’ll get to one of these days.) Then, last year Kinder Joy did a DC Funko line of figures, which included this miniature Supergirl phone stand. It’s kind of hard to tell it’s a phone stand without a phone in it, I concede, but how was I supposed to take a picture of it if I put my phone there?

Before we leave Funko, just a quick observation: I was startled to find that, to the best of my knowledge, the only Pop that was ever made of the Melissa Benoist version of Supergirl from her TV show was a 2018 NYCC exclusive, which is currently being sold for several hundred American dollars on websites such as eBay. I was less startled, but not less disheartened, to discover that there’s never been a version of Helen Slater’s Supergirl. I consider both of these lapses to be terrible moral failures that Funko should rectify immediately.

We’ll wrap up this tour with a few odds and ends. In this last row we’ve got the Supergirl from a series of DC Superheros figures Burger King released two years ago. Next to her, from earlier this year’s DC Rides line from Wendy’s, is Supergirl with her flyer. Why did Supergirl need a jet? Because that was the premise of the line, that’s why. I make it a point to try to get my hands on these fast food-related Superman toys whenever any of them are released, and I’ve got several on my wish list, including the Bizarro and Bizarrogirl figures from the DC Rides line, the Mexico-only Burger King figures from last year’s Superman movie, and the new Supergirl figures that were just released at KFC this month to coincide with her movie. That’s what eBay is for, I guess.

And finally, closing out the Supergirl stuff, is a Hallmark “Itty Bittys” Supergirl plush. This was a cute line they had a few years ago encompassing characters from lots of different IPs. My son has a Bizarro plush that came with a book, and I’ve got Kara and Superman on my own shelves. I’m not sure if they still make this line or not – most of the Hallmark stores in my area closed down, which makes it harder on me when they release Superman-related Christmas ornaments. Harder, but not impossible.

I don’t have nearly as much Supergirl stuff as I do her cousin, I admit, but that really shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. Superman is my bread and butter. But the rest of the family brings me joy too, and I cannot wait to take my son Eddie to see the new Supergirl movie this weekend. 

BONUS:

I cannot believe I forgot to include this in the tour originally, because this is actually one of the gems of my collection. Despite my decades of fandom and collection, I only own exactly one piece of original comic book art — this page from Supergirl #68, 2002. This page, from the legendary Peter David’s run, was drawn by Leonard Kirk and shows Supergirl encountering Mary Marvel. I bought the page from Kirk at a convention, and as you can see, it’s signed by him. (That’s not discoloring on the page, it’s just the shadow of my arm holding up the phone to take a photo.)

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. Don’t forget, you can check out earlier blogs in the Year of Superman/Superman Stuff Archive! Got a request for a future “Superman Stuff”? Drop it in the comments!

154-Deck the Halls With Nerdy Baubles (Falalalala lala lala)

The other day when we decorated our Christmas tree, I opened up a few ornaments I bought weeks ago in preparation for this moment. One of them – it should be no surprise – was a Superman ornament from the new movie, poised to go on the tree in the midst of a half-dozen other Superman ornaments of various types and origin, including one of his s-shield, a LEGO Superman, and Krypto the Superdog, amongst others. The second newbie was from this year’s other great superhero movie, Fantastic Four: First Steps: a figure of my favorite Marvel character Benjamin J. Grimm, the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed Thing. And as I hung it on the tree, I was struck with a bit of a giggle as I realized that here I was, Baptised and confirmed Catholic, placing on my Christmas tree one of the most famously Jewish superheroes that ever existed.

“IT’S CAROLIN’ TIME!”

And I can’t help but think that Stan Lee would find that pretty amusing as well.

Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Ben’s co-creators, were both Jewish, and although the classic comics never really made it explicit, there were a lot of things about Ben’s dialogue and backstory that coded him as a New York Jew. The comics didn’t deal with religion that much at the time, although by the 80s writers began to feel freer about incorporating religion as part of a character’s background. Kitty Pryde of the X-Men and Marc Spector, Moon Knight, were both marked as Jewish early in their careers, and existing heroes like Nightcrawler (also of the X-Men) and Daredevil had their own Catholic faith emphasized as major aspects of their characterization. The degree to which any character’s particular religious affiliation is relevant tends to wax and wane depending on the writer, but addressing these issues helped make the Marvel Universe as a whole feel more real in a way, as it was no longer ignoring such a major part of culture. All that said, it’s weird that it took 40 years, until the early 2000s, before Marvel published a story that specifically had the Thing make reference to his Jewish heritage.

Since then it’s come up far more often, including an intriguing story by Dan Slott where Ben got a Bar Mitzvah as an adult using the logic that becoming the Thing was sort of a second birth and the 13 years that had elapsed since then (in-universe, that is) allowed for that. I’m no Hebrew scholar so I’ve got no idea if that would fly in real life, but it was a great story all the same. At any rate, I think Stan would be fine with me putting Ben on the same tree as I put the little ornament that commemorated the 50th anniversary of our local Catholic church, the snowman bauble my son made for us in Kindergarten, the Peanuts gang, this weird Nicholas Cage ornament my wife thinks is absolutely hilarious, and the golden Enterprise Hallmark produced for Star Trek’s own 50th anniversary. Whether you yourself are religious or not, I feel like we nerds have embraced the holidays as another way to let our geek flags fly.

Guess which one of these is my wife’s favorite.

Hallmark is not the only company to have embraced this part of our culture, of course, but I feel like they’re probably the most recognizable. Every year, I have friends who eagerly await that moment – usually sometime in July – when Hallmark releases their catalogue of new ornaments that will be available for the holiday season. And there’s never any telling what you’re going to get, there are some things that are pretty reliable. That year’s big movies usually get a few ornaments, and there’s almost always stuff to be added to their collection of Star Wars and Star Trek decorations whether there was a new movie that year or not. And as they continue to milk those properties for every character, vehicle, and scenario they can possibly immortalize, they’ve gotten increasingly elaborate. This year’s offerings include a $100 ornament, full of lights and sound, of the scene in the first Star Wars movie where Chewbacca and R2-D2 are playing holographic chess, complete with an actual hologram function. And while that ornament may fall out of MY price range, I’ve got absolutely no doubt that they sold out.

It’s called “Let the Wookie Win.” “Wookie” is slang for “your desperate need to display your youth on a Douglas Fir.”

But Hallmark doesn’t stop at the usual. A cursory glance at their website reveals that this year’s offerings – in addition to the usual IP from Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, and DC Comics – also include the likes of Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter, an XBox controller, Heinz Ketchup, Shrek, the NFL, Friends, and your favorite seasonal horror movie characters like M3gan, Chucky, and Michael Meyers – specifically from Halloween II. If you simply took every licensed ornament produced by Hallmark in the past two decades and put them on one enormous tree, you could show it to an alien as a perfect capsule summary of western culture in the 21st century. 

It’s not just Christmas trees, of course, but pretty much all aspects of holiday decorating allow for you to show off the kind of stuff that you’re into. We’ve always had Christmas inflatables in our yard, for instance. Over the years, those inflatables have included multiple Star Wars characters, sitting out there right next to the likes of Snoopy, Frosty the Snowman, Bluey, and a shark wearing a Santa hat. (My wife desperately tried to find oversized yellow Christmas light decorations to put behind the shark in an attempt to recreate the scene from Jaws in our yard, but she was unsuccessful before the shark’s motor failed and the inflatable decoration had to be retired. They don’t make ‘em like they used to.)

If you don’t have stuff like this on your lawn are you even really celebrating the birth of our Savior?

In my classroom, I’ve got a collection of geeky knickknacks (mostly – but not all – Superman-related) that I keep near my desk. Around the holidays, though, I break out specialized ones – monsters at Halloween, family groups for Thanksgiving. And now, at Christmas, my collectible display includes multiple DC and Marvel characters in Christmas outfits, Charlie Brown in his snow suit next to Snoopy sleeping on his decorated doghouse, and for a hint of traditionality, Santa Claus and Rudolph. Santa, although, is in New Orleans Saints gear, because we very much use the holidays as an excuse to mash together EVERYTHING we love. 

Harley is winking because she and Deadpool have shenanigans to get up to during my planning period.

And lest we forget, we don’t just decorate our environment, friends. We decorate ourselves. I’ve long prided myself on my collection of nerdy t-shirts, but at Christmas there’s a special subsection that gets broken out with Christmas-themed takes on the Flintstones, the Muppets, the Looney Tunes, Disney characters, and of course, my favorite superheroes. The “Ugly Sweater” trend gives us yet another opportunity to put ourselves on display. You can find designs dedicated to virtually any movie, TV show, or video game you can think of. Last year I broke down and ordered the Svengoolie Christmas sweater, wearing it any time it was cold enough outside to justify it. (I live in Louisiana, of course, so that only happened like twice. But still.) And of course, Santa hats are just one more excuse to customize the holidays. I’ve got a Superman Santa hat I’ve worn for many years, and just this week my wife got one in Harley Quinn colors. My friend Owen Marshall, who I know is reading this right now – hi, buddy! – has a collection of different Santa hats that could occupy an entire section of a Christmas museum. 

Only seven years old in this picture and he’s already looking away from his dad in embarrassment.

A few years ago, my brother introduced me to RSVLTS, a company that makes very cool, comfortable shirts in deliciously nerdy patterns, and those shirts have come to dominate my casual wardrobe. I often hold back on buying their seasonal shirts, as they’re kind of expensive for a shirt I can only wear a month of out of the year, but I eventually acquired a shirt of Mickey and Minnie ice-skating, a great pattern of the characters from Rankin and Bass’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and last month my sweet wife got me my favorite Disney character, Scrooge McDuck, on a RSVLTS shirt celebrating his definitive performance as Ebenezer Scrooge from the motion picture Mickey’s Christmas Carol.

Imagine this shirt, but with my head sticking out of it.

RSVLTS does not pay me for my frequent endorsements, but damn it, they should.

The point is, we all celebrate the holidays in our own ways, and that’s as it should be. And one of the things I like about them the most is the opportunity for people to use them to show off who they are. Put out your geekiest ornaments and your nerdiest lawn decorations. Wear your wildest shirts and hats. And let your geek flag fly. Christmas should be a celebration of love, and while that should PRIMARILY be the people we love (you know who you are), I think there’s room in it for the things we love as well.

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. You can subscribe to his newsletter by clicking right here. He’s also started putting his LitReel videos on TikTok. If Santa is listening, he’s still got his eye on that G.I. Joe aircraft carrier. Everybody reading this knows what he’s talking about.