Geek Punditry #151: The Secret Infinite Crossover Crisis Wars

Early in 2024, when DC and Marvel Comics announced that they were overcoming years of – let’s be frank – hostility with one another to release a pair of omnibus editions of their various crossovers from years past, I was excited. Not only that, but I was hopeful that this would lead to further collaborations between the two of them. Earlier this year, that hope was justified when the publishers released their first new crossover in almost 20 years, a pair of books teaming up Batman and Deadpool. Not only that, but each of those books would have several back-up stories featuring other team-ups, such as Green Lantern/Rocket Raccoon, Captain America/Wonder Woman, and Krypto the Superdog/Jeff the Land Shark. And it was nice.

Nice.

And then stuff started happening. 

At first, it was stuff that wasn’t too difficult to see as an expansion of this new era of cooperation. Both Marvel and DC have been in the business of publishing “facsimile editions” of classic comics for a few years now – key issues reprinted in their entirety, including the original advertisements, letter columns, and other features that we don’t usually see when a story is reprinted elsewhere. In this spirit, they announced facsimile editions of the original Spider-Boy one-shot from the classic Amalgam Comics event, with a character that mashed up Spider-Man and Superboy (the Conner Kent version) into one hero. This is going to be followed by a facsimile edition of the first-ever meeting between Marvel and DC characters, 1976’s Superman Vs. the Amazing Spider-Man. And then the big magilla – although still not technically anything shocking – they announced that the two Batman/Deadpool comics would be followed some time in 2026 with two new Superman/Spider-Man events.

Awesome sauce, right?

But it didn’t end there, either.

Last week, totally out of the blue, subscribers to the Marvel Universe app (such as myself) got an email announcing a brand-new digital-only comic book…a crossover between Thor and Shazam! Not only that, but it was written by Al Ewing, who has been helming major books for both Marvel and DC for the past few years, including Thor’s ongoing series and DC’s Absolute Green Lantern, among others. Only minutes later, subscribers to the DC Infinity app (such as myself) ALSO got an e-mail, this time announcing a surprise digital crossover starring the Flash and the Fantastic Four, written by former Flash and current Green Lantern and Aquaman writer Jeremy Adams. Both of them were fun reads, totally unexpected, and available for free even if you didn’t have a subscription to the app.

It was like Christmas in November! Or, like every store in North America calls it, “Late Christmas.”

“What a nice surprise,” I thought to myself. It’s really rare that a comic book publisher these days would even change the color of Spider-Gwen’s shoelaces without putting out a press release about it, so a pair of totally unexpected crossovers was a delightful treat.

Then it really started to get weird.

Because the day after the crossovers dropped, Marvel and DC each sent out ANOTHER email. Marvel’s was a code for their subscribers to get a free 30-day trial of DC Infinity. And DC’s email? You guessed it – a code for 30 free days of Hello Fresh.

No, just kidding. Of course, it was a code for a free trial of the Marvel app. And at this point, I started to get uneasy. You see, Marvel and DC have historically been the two biggest competitors in the comic book game. And while there have always been creators who moved freely between the companies, working for one and then the other or even (such as is the case with Ewing) working for them both at the same time, the higher-ups have had a kind of bitter antagonism for the past few decades. Both Marvel and DC have undergone regime changes since the harshest days of the feud, though, and even the Omnibus editions were evidence that the temperature between them has cooled. Even so, seeing them shamelessly promoting each other is…unsettling. Imagine, for example, that you grew up in a household where your parents were fighting all of the time, and then suddenly without warning, the fighting just STOPPED. In some ways, the quiet would be even more disturbing than the fight.

That’s where comic book fans are at the moment. We’ve gone from “Isn’t it nice that Mom and Dad are being friendly again?” all the way around to “What in the HELL is going on?”

Because maybe it’s just me and the basic state of paranoia that exists hardwired right into my brain, but it feels like there’s more happening behind the scenes than the fans are being made aware of. And sure, it could just be more crossovers like Batman/Deadpool or Superman/Spider-Man. Maybe it will become a new annual event. Maybe even more than annual.

Or maybe it’s something else.

This is the only reasonable reaction.

The good thing is that I talk to a lot of comic nerds (shout out to my homies in the best Comic Book Collecting group on Facebook) so I know I’m not the ONLY one who feels this way. A few people have speculated that one of the publishers, or their parent companies, is considering buying the other one. I don’t really think this is the case, and I sincerely HOPE it isn’t, and for a few reasons. First, I think competition is healthy – putting the two biggest brands under a single umbrella would undercut that dramatically. Also, the odds of Warner Bros purchasing Marvel from Disney – one of Disney’s major cash cows, in a time when Warner Bros itself is on the market for a new owner – is virtually nonexistent. The possibility of the WB selling DC to Disney, on the other hand, feels more plausible, but that would be bad because…I’m going to be frank here…DC is crushing it right now. The comic book line’s sales and critical response are up and the movie and TV production is firing on all cylinders, despite what that one jackass who writes for “Cosmic Book News” is desperately trying to convince people. Handing that brand over to Disney and Marvel – whose works, let’s face it, have kind of been declining the last few years – would not be optimal for anybody.

Seriously, compared to “Cosmic Book News,” this thing is the Encyclopedia Britannica.

Another possibility, one that I would be far more open to, would be some sort of distribution partnership. Much has been made about the chaos behind the scenes of the comic book world with the slow death of Diamond Distribution this year, and seeing Marvel and DC cooperate on a new distribution venture would be not be out of the question and, frankly, would probably be a net benefit for the comic shops, although smaller publishers would justifiably be concerned about the two juggernauts creating a new distribution juggernaut before we’ve even buried the ashes of the old one. There’s also the possibility of the Marvel and DC apps perhaps being offered in a subscription bundle, not unlike many TV and movie streamers these days. As someone who has subscribed to both for quite some time, I wouldn’t hate that.

But what if it’s something else? What if the big thing they’re working on isn’t anything behind-the-scenes, but in the content? DC Studios boss James Gunn – whose rise to prominence came from helming the Guardians of the Galaxy movies for Marvel – has spoken more than once about liking the idea of some sort of crossover movie between the two, and Marvel head Kevin Feige has shown effusive support for Gunn himself.

You might even call this photo the smoking GUNN. Get it? GET IT?

And with both studios embracing the multiverse concept, it wouldn’t be that difficult from a story perspective. Can you imagine David Corenswet and Tom Holland in a Superman/Spider-Man movie? They would sell so many tickets that they’d have to bring in a third crossover character, such as the Count from Sesame Street, to keep track of them all.

BUT – and I hate to put a damper on things – Gunn’s DC Universe consists of exactly one movie and two seasons of television so far. There’s more on the horizon, of course – the Lanterns TV series and the Supergirl and Clayface movies are all on the schedule for 2026 – but I feel like Gunn probably needs more time to really establish his DCU before any sort of crossover becomes a real possibility.

The comics, on the other hand, are already well established. And they’ve played the crossover game many times before. But what if this time it was more than just this guy meets that guy? There have been larger crossovers in the past. DC Vs. Marvel not only pitted their entire universes against each other, but also included the Amalgam mashups. JLA/Avengers, famously, featured every character who had ever been a member of either team (at the time – if they did that these days the ways the rosters have expanded they would need another 16 issues). But these crossovers have almost NEVER been addressed in-canon. There have been only two exceptions that I’m aware of, both from DC. First was a random issue of Green Lantern that had a cameo by Access – a character introduced in DC Vs. Marvel with the power to move between the two universes – which happened to be written by Access’s co-creator Ro Marz. Second, an “egg” holding an embryonic universe that was created in JLA/Avengers later became a McGuffin in a JLA storyline written by that crossover’s writer, Kurt Busiek. References to the “other” universe have always been oblique outside of the crossovers themselves, which is understandable due to things like copyright and reprint considerations.

But what if they could get past all that and tell a story that REALLY impacts the two worlds?

They’ve wanted to do it for some time. In the 80s and 90s, there were infrequent appearances in the Marvel universe of a guy in a suit and glasses named “Clark,” always just for a panel or two, but a definite wink at the camera. Other Marvel multiverse storylines have often made vague references to the DC characters as well. DC has also played that game. In his Hawkman series, Robert Venditti heavily explored the fact that Hawkman is a character who has been reincarnated for thousands of years, not only on Earth but on other worlds such as Krypton. But he also dropped hints that some of Hawkman’s reincarnates may have included certain Marvel characters with “Hawk” in their name, such as Starhawk of the original Guardians of the Galaxy.  

This is from an issue of Thor. Can you believe he’s using GLASSES as a disguise? What a dork.

Then there’s the big enchilada, Geoff Johns and Gary Frank’s Doomsday Clock, the series which brought the world of Watchmen into direct conflict with the DC Universe. In that story Dr. Manhattan, who lives outside of linear time and can see the past, present, and future as if it’s all happening now, looked ahead to an event he called the “Secret Crisis” happening in 2030. In that crisis, he foresaw Superman fighting Thor (as a character from Norse mythology, anyone is allowed to use the name “Thor” without a copyright issue, so long as they don’t have a picture of the Marvel version of the character), as well as a “green behemoth” who would sacrifice his own life to save Superman, a clear reference to the Hulk. By the way, the Hulk’s comic book, at the moment, is written by Phillip Kennedy Johnson, who is currently writing a miniseries at DC Comics about a character bouncing around in time…dang it, who is that again? Oh yeah…it’s Superman. In fact, the book is called Adventures of Superman: House of El, and it’s tying off plot threads leftover from Johnson’s run on the main Superman comics from a few years ago.

It’s prophecy, people!

Now Dr. M told us that the Secret Crisis would happen in 2030 and I don’t know that they would be making plans today for an event that wouldn’t see publication for another five years, but one of the major reveals of Doomsday Clock was an explanation of the elastic nature of time in the DC Universe, so skirting the exact date wouldn’t really be a problem. And both Marvel and DC are currently playing with the multiverse in various stories. So…y’know.

All of this, of course, is circumstantial evidence. None of it would hold up in court. But as far as pure speculation goes, I find it all AWFULLY interesting. Would it be possible, in this new spirit of cooperation between the two publishers, for them to go forth with a story that actually brings the two universes together in a way that is indisputably canonical? To tell a story that has actual weight and impact on the heroes of two worlds going forward? Would they actually kill the Hulk to save Superman? (I know they won’t kill the Hulk PERMANENTLY, this is comic book spiritualism, where Heaven is easier to escape than a prison in New Orleans. But that’s not the point.) 

Ongoing comic books, especially the “Big Two,” exist in a state of what some writers call a “perpetual second act.” What that means is that although there are ongoing stories and things can change, at some point or another there’ll be another reset, because corporate characters like Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, or the X-Men are too valuable to ever take off the table. If the characters were allowed to truly have a “third act,” that would be the END of their story, and nobody REALLY wants that. With that mindset, is there any reason that the next “second act” couldn’t be a story that involves the two largest mythologies in American culture coming together for an event that would have lasting repercussions for them both? It’s worth noting that the original plans for DC Vs. Marvel included having She-Hulk and the Martian Manhunter stranded in each other’s universe for about a year after the crossover ended, but the lawyers at the time told them not to do it. A character swap right now sounds somewhat less impossible.

Is this what Marvel and DC are planning? Are they doing it right under our noses? Is the call coming from inside the house?

Maybe not. 

But it’s sure a lot of fun to think about. 

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. You can subscribe to his newsletter by clicking right here. He’s also started putting his LitReel videos on TikTok. His own “permanent second act” involves a constant reset of where his son hid the remote control after watching YouTube. 

Year of Superman Week 36: Electric Boogaloo Part I

After last week’s extended wind-up, this week it’s time to do a deep dive into the era of Electric Blue Superman. I’ve honestly got no idea how far into the run I’ll get in the next seven days, but I intended to have a good time finding out.

Before I get into it, though, some fun news hit today. James Gunn hopped on social media earlier with a post of image by Jim Lee: Superman (in the David Corenswet costume) and Lex Luthor in his power armor. Along with the image came the caption, “Man of Tomorrow. July 9, 2027.” This is pretty exciting. We knew he was working on the next movie already, but this is far more information than I thought we would possibly get before next year. We’ve got what seems to be a title, and maybe even a hint of the plot, with Lex in his armor. Obviously, I’m pumped.

After all, isn’t the one thing Superman has always been missing a screwdriver?

But I gotta tell you this story. I got a message right before lunch and, being in class at the time, I obviously couldn’t stop to look at my phone. When the lunch bell rang, the students left the room and I checked to see that Mark had shared this image. I got excited, I replied, and then I stepped out into the hall. Not 90 seconds after I got Mark’s message, a student ran up to me – not even a student I teach, just one who knows me – who wanted to know if I had seen James Gunn’s announcement yet.

I have a brand, don’t I? 

And as always, you can check out earlier blogs in the Year of Superman Archive!

Wed., Sept. 3

Comics: Adventures of Superman #546, Action Comics #733, Superman: The Man of Steel #68, Superman Vol. 2 #124

That image looks…familiar somehow.

Notes: In Adventures of Superman #546, Lois Lane has her first meeting with her new and improved husband. As glad as she is to see him okay, he’s just as angry when he sees that the Daily Planet’s inflammatory new columnist Dirk Armstrong has painted him as a menace…mostly because Clark thinks he was right. When word comes in that Dirk’s blind daughter, Ashbury, has been kidnapped, Superman races to search for her, only to get sidetracked when he’s attacked by his old foe Metallo, who wants to try his hand at facing the new Superman. Don’t worry about the kidnapping victim, though – Ashbury is rescued by Scorn, who she briefly mistakes for Superman. Liking the role of hero, Scorn puts on Superman’s old symbol as his own. 

In Action #733, Superman just manages to escape from Metallo’s clutches by switching to his human form, but winds up injured in the process. Hoping to gain more control over his new powers he seeks out someone who has similar experience: the energy-hero called the Ray. After a few tips, Metallo rises again, and Superman figures out some new tricks to take him down. This is an interesting issue – Ray only appears on a few pages, despite getting a nice “guest-starring” credit and half the cover. But what he does here isn’t insignificant, helping Superman start to figure out his powers and even theorizing that the reason he has no powers in his human form is because he subconsciously is imitating humans as he sees them. I like the fact that Superman isn’t above going to a younger hero for help when he needs it, even one as relatively inexperienced as the Ray. It’s the sort of thing that works well as a character beat, showing how even-tempered and nuanced he is.  

The battle with Metallo continues in Man of Steel #68, and courtesy of Jimmy Olsen, it gets a lot harder. At this period, Jimmy was working as a TV reporter for WGBS news instead of his traditional photographer gig, and desperate to stay on top of the ratings heap, he starts covering the Metallo fight and explaining Superman’s new powers based on information he got from Professor Hamilton. Metallo is monitoring the TV broadcast, though, and using Jimmy’s broadcast to change his tactics. Superman manages to beat him, but winds up spinning into space, having absorbed far too much energy. 

After ending Man of Steel #68, Dan Jurgens makes the rather odd choice to begin Superman #124 after the crisis has been resolved, with Lois and Clark discussing how the Planet’s publisher, Franklin Stern, is angry over his frequent absences lately. Then Clark dives into a flashback in which he’s saved from dissipating into energy in outer space by the timely intervention of one of Jurgens’ favorite creations, Booster Gold. The rescue fries the armor Booster has been wearing for some time, though – actually, ever since his original super-suit was destroyed in battle with Doomsday. Superman brings Booster to Hamilton, who uses the leftover weave from Superman’s containment suit and combines it with the remaining future technology Booster brought back from the future with him, giving him a new suit that’s a bit more in line with his classic one. I love when you see stuff like this – Jurgens clearly wasn’t happy with how the writers that followed him on Justice League America changed Booster’s armor and used this opportunity to fix it a little bit.

This issue gives us a lot of advancement on several subplots as well. Jimmy kind of patches up his relationship with Lois and Clark, ashamed of how his broadcast had endangered Superman, just in time for Perry White to storm into the Planet office and announce that his cancer is in remission and demand his job back. In Kandor, the town’s rulers find evidence that the bottled city – which is actually out of phase in another dimension – is on the verge of destruction. And Scorn is drawn to Lois and Clark’s apartment, where he finds one of Clark’s old costumes. 

Reading these issues this way, one after another, following the story for long periods of time, is really making me feel nostalgic for the Triangle Era in a way that not even the Death of Superman. I love having this quick progression of story, so unlike a typical monthly comic book story. Even right now, when the Superman comics are really good, this is a different feeling. It’s a feeling I like.

Ah, I wish we could get it back. 

Thur., Sept. 4

Comics: Adventures of Superman #547, Action Comics #734, Superman: The Man of Steel #69, Superman Vol. 2 #125, Secret Six Vol. 5 (Super-Son)

The Atom only went along because Superman told him they’d go spelunking instead of skydiving.

Notes: Still adjusting to his new powers, in Adventures #547, Superman is alerted to the crisis in Kandor and decides to reach out to a hero with experience in size manipulation: the Atom. At this point, though, Ray Palmer had gone through an even more radical transformation than Superman, having been reduced in age to a teenager. He was currently the leader of a new, very different version of the Teen Titans in a book written and drawn by our old pal Dan Jurgens. Still, despite having a teenager’s body and attitude, he retained his memories, and as a former Justice Leaguer, jumps at the chance to work with one of the big guns. Hamilton journeys to the Fortress with the two heroes, and Superman and the Atom dive down into Kandor. Scorn, meanwhile, is wandering around Metropolis stalking Ashbury and carrying around the Superman costume he took from Clark’s apartment, seemingly trying to decide what he wants his path to be now that he’s free of Kandor. 

Action #734 picks up with Ashbury reuniting with Scorn, although the blind girl is still under the misapprehension that he’s Superman. At that same time Rock – a villain Superman caught a few months back – breaks out. With Superman and the Atom in Kandor, though, Scorn takes care of Rock by himself, to the confusion of the SCU, who sees this horned, blue brute wearing Superman’s old costume. In Kandor, Superman and the Atom fight off some of the city’s peacekeepers who are still loyal to their original captor, Tolos, and a group of dissidents manage to attack the city’s environmental generator. The city is beginning to freeze, but that’s not even the real issue. They’ve got one hour to get the generator back online before everyone in Kandor suffocates to death.

 In Man of Steel #69, Superman, the Atom, and a telekinetic local named Faern try to get to the generator to start it up again. But the generator is bombed, and in the explosion, Tolos is revealed to be alive and hiding in Faern’s body. He escapes and takes over Superman, which I’m sure you can imagine is inconvenient for everyone. Outside of Kandor, Scorn has crashed at Ashbury’s apartment, with the blind girl finally figuring out that he’s not actually Superman, but she befriends him anyway. When her dad shows up, though, he thinks Scorn is a menace and Scorn, not realizing Dirk is Ash’s father, leaps from the window with her in his arms. Perry White demands that Planet staff get to the bottom of the Scorn situation, and still more questions about Clark’s attendance issue are raised. 

I bring up that last point mostly because I think it’s an interesting note for the character. One of the reasons for Clark choosing the job of a reporter is usually the notion that it will allow him to be absent frequently to act as Superman under the guise of “covering a story.” That might work if he’s gone for a few hours, but as we’ve seen in these books lately, his other job sometimes has to take him away for days, weeks, even months at a time. The excuses he (and later, Lois) come up with to explain his disappearances often strain credulity and are frequently lampshaded these days. All of this is just to say that things like this are why I like the interpretation of the characters that say Perry White knows – or at least strongly suspects – that Clark is Superman, because otherwise he’d never put up with this.

The Kandor story wraps up in Superman #125. Tolos, controlling Superman’s body, frees himself from Kandor and attacks Hamilton, who’s been holding vigil over the bottled city. But Hamilton manages to science Tolos out, sending them both – separately – back into the bottle. Superman manages to trick Tolos, trapping him in the “glass” of the bottle, which is actually an energy barrier containing the city in its pocket dimension. Reuniting with the Atom, the two heroes manage to fix the machines that maintain the city’s environment, and the story ends with Superman swearing to the people of Kandor to find a way and a place to release them from the bottle and set them free.

It sounds awfully familiar, actually.

The first extended team-up between Energy Superman and the Atom is an interesting glimpse at the characters and the time. Superman is still learning the ropes of his energy form, but he’s still essentially the same person at his core. The Atom, on the other hand, has his memories and powers intact, but the brashness and eagerness of a teenager. Almost every other page in these four issues includes a reference to him hoping to impress Superman enough that he’ll score an invitation into the newly-formed (at the time) Justice League. The story flows together the way the Triangle Era did, and although this version of Kandor has been excised from continuity, there’s some interesting stuff going on. I especially like Scorn – a character who looks like a monster but decides that, if he’s gonna be stuck on Earth, there are worse things to be than Superman. He’s not wrong. 

Fri., Sept. 5

Comics: Adventures of Superman #548, Action Comics #735, Superman: The Man of Steel #70

“Why you electrocuting yourself? Why you electrocuting yourself?”

Notes: In an epilogue to last month’s adventure, Kandor is shifting its allegiance from Tolos to Superman. In fact, his shield (the current, electric blue one) is showing up as a graffiti tag on city walls. Superman tells the Atom he’d be willing to recommend the Atom to rejoin the League, but suggests he could be of more use leading the Teen Titans, which he decides to take as a challenge. Clark returns to the Planet and tries to excuse his absence by saying he was hunting down the story on the new Superman, to which Perry replies, “Which one?” But while working on the story, Lois drops a bomb on Clark that he hadn’t been made aware of before: that the electronic fabric in his new suit was supplied by Lex Luthor. He rushes to LexCorp Tower, suspecting Lex of being involved with his power change as he’s tried tampering with them in the past, but leaves when Erica fakes a problem with her pregnancy. And in a moment that’s chilling to any long-time DC fan, the Phantom Stranger pops in to tell Clark that there’s some great disturbance in the universe, something that may or may not be connected to Superman’s new powers. And the fact that he’s not sure should be pretty scary to anyone.

(Wait — has anyone told Booster Gold that HIS suit has LexCorp tech too?)

Action #735 brings us the return of Saviour, a delusional serial killer who wants to “punish” liars and fakes, and who doesn’t believe that Superman actually returned from the dead and is dedicated to killing the “imposter” using his name. Ashbury, meanwhile, has found a hiding place for Scorn in the abandoned pool at her school. When Scorn hears Saviour on the radio calling Superman out, he is determined to help. Superman’s new energy powers allow him to find a way to cancel out Saviour’s energy, taking him out, but he manages to slip away and vow revenge. 

In Man of Steel #70 Superman and Scorn part as friends, but not before Superman tells the alien he has to bring Ashbury – a 17-year-old girl – back to her father. Although Ash protests, Scorn trusts Superman’s judgment, and she finally acquiesces upon learning her absence is taking its toll on Dirk’s health. WGBS, meanwhile, airs Jimmy’s interview with Hamilton about Superman’s new powers, despite the fact that it gave Metallo an edge in the fight, and this time Saviour picks up on it. With his reality-warming, he starts to mimic Superman’s new powers to get his attention. Scorn and even Bibbo get in on it, with Bibbo snatching a crib sheet Saviour wrote to keep track of what he learned about Superman’s powers. Superman and Scorn beat Saviour, but Jimmy’s relationship with his friends is damaged even further. 

Jimmy could rarely catch a break during the Triangle Era. A running theme seemed to be him making a foolish mistake and then having one consequence after another stacked up on him like an enormous Dagwood Sandwich of Suck. It honestly could get a little tiresome after a while. These days we don’t see him quite as often as I’d like, but when we do, it’s usually more in the vein of the weirdness magnet that Matt Fraction (and, to a lesser degree, James Gunn) used him as. I prefer that. 

Sat. Sept. 6

Comic Books: Adventures of Superman: Book of El #1, Absolute Superman #11, Justice League Vs. Godzilla Vs. Kong 2 #4

Notes: I’m taking a break today from the electric saga to pick into this week’s new Superman titles, starting with Adventures of Superman: Book of El #1.

🎶”Who wrote the book of El?”🎶
“I told you, Phillip Kennedy Johnson. Stop singing.”

This new miniseries is written by Phillip Kennedy Johnson as sort of the conclusion to his run on the Super-titles that followed Brian Michael Bendis’s run and lasted into the Dawn of DC era before he stepped aside. I had mixed feelings about his run. Coming off of the (ahem) previous writer it was inevitable that it would be an improvement, and there were certainly things about Johnson’s run that I enjoyed, but I ultimately got turned off. In this period, Johnson wrote about a Superman that was depowered on Warworld, and for most of that run, it was the only regular comic featuring Clark Kent. (The Superman title was sidelined and replaced with Jon Kent as Superman: Son of Kal-El.) I got burned out on Warworld eventually. Towards the end of the run I realized what the problem was – it was simply too long. A solid year of Superman on another planet and separated from Lois, Metropolis, and all the other elements that make Superman so great just didn’t work for me. In the Triangle Era they could have gotten away with it because a twelve-issue storyline would still only last three months, but 12 was too much. I greatly preferred the final section of Johnson’s run, after Superman returned to Earth and Action Comics became kind of a Superman Family title. 

All that said, let’s look at what Book of El gives us. The story starts on a lazy day in Smallville, with the Kent family all together: Lois and Clark, Jonathan and Martha, Jon, and the adopted twins from Johnson’s run, Otho-Ra and Osul-Ra, who have ostensibly been living with Lois and Clark this whole time but who even the good writers of the modern Superman titles consistently forget about. Their idyllic afternoon is shattered by an attack by Kryl-Ux, an enemy from Warworld, leading an invasion force and – seemingly – hurling Superman into the future. On the last few pages Clark encounters Ronan Kent, a descendent of his from Johnson’s Future State comics, and the knowledge that he disappeared from Earth hundreds of years ago.

I really do like the way Johnson writes the whole Kent family together. He gives each character a voice that fits them, and his Lois and Clark interactions (so infrequent during his Warworld storyline) are excellent. The revelation at the end takes all the air out of the tires, though. Clark is missing for centuries? Presumed dead? And the invasion of Earth is successful? The whole thing may as well end with a big banner that says “THIS STORY WILL BE RESET AND THIS FUTURE WILL NOT HAPPEN.” By the end of this miniseries, I have absolutely ZERO doubt, something will happen that will eliminate the future of Ronan Kent from being a potential future. That doesn’t mean the story can’t still be good, but it excises the whole thing from consequence in continuity, and that hurts.

Brainiac doing his best Cryptkeeper voice: “What the matter, Kal? Got GORE-gia on your mind? HEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!”

In Absolute Superman #11, Kal-El is in the clutches of Brainiac, who is forcing him to experience hundreds of torturous simulations of the final days of Krypton with the intention of brainwashing him into becoming a tool for Ra’s Al Ghul. Despite some early success, though, Kal-El begins to resist the reprogramming. Meanwhile, Lois and Jimmy are captives of Talia, and find a very unexpected rescuer coming to their aid. This series is progressing a little slowly, to be honest, but this issue is solid. There’s a lot of action and great stuff with Kal-El and Brainiac, and I particularly like the way Jason Aaron is playing with [REDACTED] when that particular character comes to the rescue. Good stuff here.

Finally, we have Justice League Vs. Godzilla Vs. Kong 2 #4. The League is trying to recruit Godzilla to help with the current situation, but something in the other realm where Godzilla resides is preventing the Kryptonians from fully processing the solar radiation that powers them. To even the score, Mr. Terrific whips up a device that will temporarily make Superman kaiju-size…but at the same time, reduce his intellect to a point where he’s operating on pure instinct. That’s right: it’s Godzilla vs. Kaiju-Superman!

And somebody decided to go with a cover of a few random League members facing a water monster that doesn’t even appear in this issue. I swear, boneheaded movies like this are the reason I should be put in charge of comic books. 

Sun., Sept. 7

Comic Books: Superman Vol. 2 #126, Adventures of Superman #549, Action Comics #736, Superman: The Man of Steel #71, Superman Vol. 2 #127

Clark had trouble making friends in this era.

Notes: It’s back to the electric era today, starting with Superman #126, in which our new electrified hero faces his Dark Knight buddy. Lex Luthor is planning his legal defense for his…well, trillions of crimes. But his scheme is to argue that he was somehow influenced by the Kryptonite ring that gave him cancer. Despite the fact that it might help Luthor, Mr. Truth and Justice Superman has no choice but to go to Batman and retrieve the ring. He returns it after some tests or run – or so he thinks. Luthor had one of his “scientists” pull a fast one, replacing the ring with a duplicate. Superman and Batman don’t know that the ring in the Batcave is a fake…but Luthor doesn’t know that Kryptonite no longer affects Superman in his energy form.

There’s an awful lot going on in this issue. In addition to the main plot I just recapped, there’s a great sequence where Superman saves the city from a plane crash, having to figure out how to use his new powers to do something that would have been relatively simple for the “old” Superman. Scorn is also convinced to abandon the Superman costume he’s been wearing and forge a name for himself. There’s good stuff there, but the actual Superman/Batman meeting is kind of a letdown. I would have hoped Batman would have more to say about Clark’s transformation, as this is presumably the first time they’ve encountered each other since it happened, but Batman barely seems to notice. It feels like those early Byrne issues where the two were tense rivals at best. Granted, they weren’t yet Superbesties again at this period, but as teammates in Grant Morrison’s Justice League, I would have expected them to be a bit more cordial to one another. 

Adventures of Superman #549 stars with Superman forced to do something he didn’t need to do when he had hearing and vision powers: go on patrol. Instead of stumbling on Intergang, though, he winds up in the middle of a rumble between the Newsboy Legion and the Dingbats of Danger Street. No, really, those are actual comic book characters. Jimmy, meanwhile, is struggling to find some credibility after his recent struggles. He decides to check in on Lois and Clark, but arrives just as Intergang firebombs their building as a warning to Lois to back off. Superman evacuates the building, but is then forced to go back in as a powerless Clark to protect his identity. After spending the night in the hospital suffering from smoke inhalation, he goes to Professor Hamilton to ask if he’s discovered a way to restore his powers to normal, but Hamilton gives him the shocking news that this change seems to be permanent. Also at the end, Superman brings in yet another obscure group of DC kid characters to settle the issue between the Newsboys and the Dingbats, and Jimmy decides he’s going to resurrect his career by making one of the stupidest decisions he’s ever made in his entire life, and keep in mind that this is a man who once married a gorilla.

Action Comics #736: The mysterious shadowy figure who recently assembled a Superman Revenge Squad starts assembling…well…a new Superman Revenge Squad. He busts Barrage out of prison, then recruits Rock and the Parasite to his cause, with a promise of more to come. Clark, meanwhile, is depressed over the revelation that the change to his powers will be permanent. He heads to Pennsylvania on assignment for the Planet, only to get trapped in a coal mine collapse with a bunch of miners. The old Superman could get them out in moments, of course, but if he were to fire up his new electrical powers, he runs the risk of igniting the coal dust in the air and killing them all. This is the kind of story that they do every so often to prove that Superman is more than his powers – he’s actually got a brain, too. Clark finds a way to save everybody without his powers, because that’s what Superman does, no matter what costume he’s wearing.

Man of Steel #71 picks up on the Jimmy Olsen Bonehead Show. After the incident at the apartment, Jimmy is convinced he’s figured out Superman’s secret identity, and the rest of the crew at WBGS news is trying to convince him to pursue and report it. But at the same time Bibbo, who punched Jimmy out a few issues ago for his LAST boneheaded move, gets back in the boxing ring and wins, then surrenders his title as penance for hitting Jimmy. Somehow this is enough to cause a moral quandary in a man who should have NO moral quandary about the question of WHETHER OR NOT TO RUIN THE LIFE OF HIS BEST FRIEND, JAMES BARTHOLOMEW OLSEN, WHAT IN THE NAME OF NERON ARE YOU THINKING?

Ahem.

Also, the mysterious recruiter picks up a new villain, an electrical woman named Baud, to join his new Revenge Squad, and his identity is revealed as…Morgan Edge. It’s not the most dramatic reveal, honestly, but it tracks. He sends them to fight Superman, because that’s what he does.

And in Superman #127, Superman narrowly escapes the Revenge Squad as they start to fight amongst themselves. Superman lets the Parasite take out the other three, then bounces in and reverses things on his magenta rival, defeating him by using his new powers to suck the excess energy from him and leaving him helpless. Then, Lois and Clark get a visit from Jimmy, who asks their advice on whether he should pursue the story of the century, even if it will get someone “really mad at him.” Clark, being Clark, tells him that the truth is the most important thing, and Jimmy leaves renewed in his determination to blow Superman’s secret identity, because they are really writing him as unforgivably stupid at this point in the series. Honestly, I’d forgotten about all this. Jimmy. James. Jimothy. What the hell, dude? 

Mon., Sept. 8

Comics: Adventures of Superman #550, Action Comics #737, Superman: The Man of Tomorrow #9, Jon Kent: This Internship is My Kryptonite #7, Justice League of America #28

Or “The Adventures of Superman’s Stupidest Friend, Jimmy Olsen.”

Notes: Jimmy’s giant bonehead extravaganza comes to a head in the “double-sized anniversary issue” Adventures of Superman #550. As he prepares his news special in which he plans to reveal Superman’s identity, he tries to justify it in his head by saying that, without his hearing and vision powers to alert him to danger, Superman’s identity being public would make it SO MUCH EASIER for people to come to him for help, displaying the kind of mental gymnastics that wouldn’t be associated with Superman again until Zack Snyder fans started to desperately try to pretend that the James Gunn movie wasn’t successful. Jimmy invites Lois and Clark to the taping of his special, along with two other guests: former football pro Johnny Dakota and Newstime magazine publisher Collin Thornton, both of whom also happen to live in the same building as our happy couple. Lois storms out of taping as Jimmy reveals what’s up his slave, but Clark instead gives Jimmy a kind but firm dressing-down about how Superman wouldn’t do anything to hurt anybody. The speech doesn’t fall on deaf ears, but Jimmy realizes it’s too late to back down now, and so on live TV he announces that Superman’s secret identity is…NOBODY! 

Okay, he did the right thing in the end, but Jimmy B. Olsen comes across – both in-universe and to the reader – as one of the dumbest characters in the entire DCU. 

Predictably, he gets fired from WGBS and he decides to take a little time off, even keeping the truth about Superman’s secret to himself…that Superman is really, of course, Collin Thornton.

I dislike this take on Jimmy so, SO much. I’ve talked before about how I prefer it when characters are played to the top of their intelligence, and this is as far from that as it could possibly go. Not only does Jimmy completely miss every clue that Clark is, in fact Superman, a fact that even a child could infer from the speech Clark gives him in this issue, but his emotional intelligence would have that same child look at him in disgust. One of my favorite bits of the new movie is the scene in the end, where Perry White and Jimmy Olsen quip about how long Lois and Superman have been hooking up. The scene can be read one of two ways: either they know Lois is involved with their biggest headline, OR they know that Lois is involved with Clark and that Clark happens to be Superman. There’s been quite a lot of chatter online about this, and personally, I prefer the latter interpretation, much for the same reason that I believe that James Gordon knows that Batman is really Bruce Wayne – he’s just too smart NOT to have figured it out, but he knows it’s best to keep it to himself. THAT’s the Perry and Jimmy I want to read about.

Not this assclown.

But as it turns out, the dumbification of Jimmy Olsen wasn’t over yet. Action Comics #737 picks up the thread, as (in an issue by guest writer Mark Waid) Olsen is attacked by Intergang, who isn’t buying his claim that Superman has no secret identity, and they’re ready to get the truth out of him. Jimmy just barely manages to escape – in only his boxers, which only serves to deepen his public humiliation when he’s picked up by the police. It just gets worse when the people who bail him out turn out not to be family or friends, but the same Intergang agents who were after him before. Meanwhile, at Lex Luthor’s trial, Lex’s lawyer argues that Lex, while dying of Kryptonite radiation, was saved by one of his research team, but lay comatose for months, only coming out of it shortly before the Final Night crisis. The real criminal was his clone, “Lex Luthor Jr.” (which is technically true, if you ignore the fact that Junior was just Lex’s brain in a younger body). The real kicker, though, is when the defense actually produces the clone – now aging, infirm, and raging in court. The judge, reluctantly, allows Lex to go free. 

There are a couple of good bits in this one, even as Jimmy continues to act like a bonehead. First, after Lex’s trial, a snide and confident Lex Luthor informs his lawyer that everything he just said in court was bupkis, he was indeed the one responsible for the “clone’s” crimes, and he’s about to go launch a plan to destroy the Justice League which the attorney can’t tell anyone about due to attorney/client privilege. It’s just the kind of utterly arrogant thing that makes Lex such a delicious villain, and Waid sells it nicely. Another good bit is at the end, when a desperate Jimmy turns to Bibbo for help. The same Bibbo who punched Jimmy out for his jackass behavior not that long ago comes to his aid because, in his own words, “We’re both pals o’ Superman, and dat’s a pretty solid brotherhood.”

The world needs more Bibbo Bibbowski in it. 

A quick note about the next book I’m going to be reading, Superman: The Man of Tomorrow #9. During the “Triangle Era” we had four monthly Superman comics, which equaled 48 issues of Superman a year. As you may have heard, though, years actually have about 52 weeks. Comic books come out on Wednesday, and roughly four times a year you get a month with five Wednesdays in it instead of four. DC decided to fill in these gap weeks with Man of Tomorrow, a bonus title that only appeared in these missing Wednesdays. It was a fun idea, but they rarely added anything substantial to the ongoing storyline (I suppose DC knew that even with a triangle on the cover some people would skip it) and eventually it was phased out in lieu of DC’s “fifth week” events, where they’d fill Wednesday #5 with a series of themed one-shots like Girlfrenzy or New Year’s Evil

Anyhoo, Man of Tomorrow #9 is kind of the perfect expression of this series. It’s a one-off story in which Jonathan and Martha – talking about their son’s recent transformation – run down all of the other trials and tribulations he’s faced over the years. The book is really nothing but a condensed history lesson of all the main storylines that had happened to the character in the decade since John Byrne’s Man of Steel reboot, which is kind of an odd choice for a book they’re afraid would only be purchased by the most intrepid of readers, because they would be far more likely than the casuals to already know all of this stuff. The cover is pretty misleading too, with a banner that proclaims “The Secrets of Superman’s Costume!” Spoiler alert: there are absolutely no secrets in this book, just a parade of Superman’s history with a visual focus – courtesy of artists Paul Ryan and Brett Breeding – on the assorted different costumes and appearances Superman had over the years. We got glimpses of pretty much everything, from the armor he wore during Krisis of the Krimson Kryptonite to the circus strongman getup from Time and Time Again to the battle suit Mother Box gave him in Superman/Doomsday: Hunter/Prey. In fact, if I were a toy manufacturer looking to do a really comprehensive line of figures featuring every different getup Superman ever wore, this book would be a pretty valuable resource for this time period. As a story it’s cute, but kind of a throwaway. 

Tues., Sept. 9

Short Film: Superman 75

And he doesn’t look a day over 87.

Notes: My original plan for today was to read the Superman annuals that featured ol’ Electric Blue, but September 9th turned out to be one of those days that just gets away from you. I had my hands full with various things, and by the time I’m writing this at nearly 7:30 pm, I haven’t had a chance to indulge in any Superman content. It’s time to play one of the little “emergency cards” I had planned out at the beginning of the year – a quickie I could sneak in on a day like this one, when time is of the essence and I might not have another chance to keep my streak alive. Today I chose Superman 75, a two-minute animated short directed by Zack Snyder and Bruce Timm to celebrate Superman’s 75th anniversary back in 2013. 

Say what you will about Snyder (and at some point, before the year ends, I intend to do so), but this short really does show a respect for the character of Superman. In two minutes, Snyder and Timm craft a wonderful little visual retrospective of Superman’s 75-year history, which I still can’t believe was already 12 years ago. I hope DC has some plans in place for year 90, it’s going to be here before they know it. 

Anyway, over the two minutes of the short – which is mostly set to the classic John Williams score — we start off with an extreme close-up of the S-shield from the cover of Action Comics #1, which then springs to life and then begins evolving through the various ages of the character. At turn, we see glimpses of the Fleisher Superman, some Golden Age comics, George Reeves, the proliferation of new heroes and villains that joined Superman in the Silver Age, a glimpse of the Super Friends, a dip into the 70s when Superman boxed Muhammad Ali, the death and return, the electric era, the Animated Series, Smallville, Kingdom Come, and the New 52 (WHEW!) before the short finally wraps with a glimpse of Henry Cavill in that first promo shot we ever saw of him, where Superman was standing in the rubble of what looked like a bank vault. For the last segment the music shifts to the Hans Zimmer score, paying what I still think was a suitable tribute to the character as he was at the time.  

I’ve watched this cartoon probably a half-dozen times since it was first released, and I enjoy it every single time. It’s a nice visual history of my favorite hero, and it’s the sort of thing I’d like to see them revisit and update every so often. But when I watched it on my laptop this time, something interesting happened. My son, Eddie, heard the now-familiar strains of the John Williams music coming from the computer and asked what I was watching. So I had him sit on the couch next to me so we could watch it together. As we went through the short I briefly informed him which eras we were passing through, and he thrilled at the appearance of Krypto during the Silver Age segment. Of course he did – we all love Krypto. If James Gunn throws Beppo into the Man of Tomorrow movie, I’ll show this short to Eddie again and he’ll go wild over that.

Assuming I have a little more time tomorrow, I’ll get around to those annuals, and then continue on my journey through Superman’s electrical era. Until then, friends!  

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. You can subscribe to his newsletter by clicking right here. You can join in the Kryptonian Konversation every day in the Year of Superman Facebook Group!