Year of Superman Week 43: Superman Meets the Monsters

It’s the last full week before Halloween, and I’m going whole hog on the spooky content, friends. This week we’re going to find ourselves encountering some of the creepiest crawlies there are. Vampires, werewolves, mummies, and Dr. Frankenstein’s bouncing baby boy are all coming your way week, along with a few Halloween specials. We’re gonna wrap up October in classic Abbott and Costello fashion with Superman Meets the Monsters!

And as always, you can check out earlier blogs in the Year of Superman Archive!

Wed., Oct. 22

Comics: Superman: The Man of Steel #14, Superman Vol. 2 #70, Young Justice #3, Wonder Woman Vol. 6 #25 (Cameo)

Notes: We’re going to kick off this week with a two-part story from 1992 in which Tim Drake – at time the newly-minted Robin – pays a visit after news that an odd “blood plague” has jumped from Gotham City to Metropolis. Tim suspects that the victims, drained of blood and left to die, were the targets of a vampire, and he’s determined to hunt them down. Tim, being the smartest member of the Batman family, is absolutely right: we see the vampire appear in the home of the ill Lucy Lane whose boyfriend (at the time) Jimmy Olsen is at her bedside when he appears. The vampire pulls Lucy from her window to feast, his appearance constantly changing and cycling through various famous movie vampires, before Jimmy drives him off with the flashbulb of his camera. The next day he shows Lois the photo he took of Lucy hovering in the air, proof of the attack because vampires can’t be photographed. Dozens of people start disappearing, including Jimmy’s friend Babe (I didn’t name her, folks), a rocker girl who hired him for a photo shoot.

Since Superman is out of town dealing with a series of disasters and calamities, it’s up to the rest of our cast to do something about the situation. The next night, Jimmy, Lois, and Ella Lane (Lucy and Lois’s mom) treat her room with garlic and prepare to look out for her. Jimmy, meanwhile, goes full-out Monster Hunter with a kind of ridiculous getup that I can’t believe never made it into an action figure. Jimmy and Robin encounter each other on a rooftop (their first meeting) as they both track their suspect, the mysterious “Dr. Ruthven.” (Ruthven, by the way, I believe is an old Bulgarian name which means “Obviously I’m a vampire in disguise, I mean, come ON.”) But when Ruthven turns out to be more they can handle, Jimmy activates his signal watch, summoning Superman to his side. He manages to grab Ruthven as the sun is rising, and they watch him disintegrate. Their victory is short-lived, though, as they hear Ruthven laughing, mocking them, saying that sunlight can’t kill a “modern” vampire.

The story continues in Superman #70, with Superman and Robin patrolling the city and Robin trying to convince Superman that vampires are undead, and the usual no-killing rules therefore do not apply. Superman, meanwhile, isn’t convinced that driving a wooden stake through someone is the way to go. Jimmy, hospitalized from his own injuries fighting Ruthven, implores Superman to save Lucy. As he seeks her out, Jimmy and Robin begin making plans. That night, Superman is distracted by a subplot just long enough for Ruthven to return to Lucy’s apartment and take her away, but Jimmy and Robin trace him to an old cemetery where he’s gathered dozens of people he’s infected, including Lucy. Lucy is about to bite Superman (and, as her vampire powers are magical, it would probably work), and Jimmy tackles Robin to prevent him from staking her. 

As all this is going on, the situation is being observed by the demon Blaze, an old foe of Superman’s who is concerned that there are certain dead people whose souls were marked for her, but are still in the land of the living, trapped in their undead forms. Blaze floods the cemetery with light that burns the vampire virus out of the victims. Ruthven falls onto a statue of a soldier with a bayonet, essentially staking himself. All seems to be well until the final panel, when we see a face in Babe’s eye that reveals she is not as free of the vampire influence as we would have hoped.

The Babe situation would become a running subplot for quite some time, not resolving itself until some time after Superman’s death and resurrection, so it clearly wasn’t the end of this particular storyline. But that’s how it was during the Triangle Era – this little two-parter set up lots of pieces that would pay off later. The Babe story was one of them, the Blaze storyline would flare up just a month later, and there were even seeds for the two-part “Crisis at Hand” story we read here a couple of weeks ago. It’s fun to see Jimmy hanging out with Robin as well, although there’s never any real explanation as to why Batman would have sent him to Metropolis to deal with a friggin’ vampire without any backup. This was during the period where Tim was enjoying a few miniseries before graduating to his own solo title, and the red-hot popularity of the character explains his appearance in a meta sense, but not in a story sense.

As we’ve seen before, though, it bothers me that the heroes didn’t actually win this one. Without Blaze’s intervention, Superman may well have been bitten and turned into a vampire. Ultimately, it’s hard to call this one a victory for the good guys, no matter how much fun the story actually was. 

For a bonus bit of Halloween fun, let’s look at Young Justice #3 by the late Peter David with art by Todd Nauck. Tim’s back again, this time with his pals Superboy and Impulse, having fun at a Halloween party with their brand-new superhero team. Unfortunately, a cult nearby has – in an attempt to summon a demon – accidentally plucked a teenage Mr. Mxyzlptlk from back in time. He encounters the kids and, hearing about his future shenanigans from Superboy, resolves never to use his powers frivolously. Unfortunately, it’s one of those “would you kill Hitler as a baby?” scenarios – it may sound like a good idea, but the ripples through time turn out to be disastrous. Young Justice is then tasked with teaching Mxy HOW to be a prankster in order to save the world. 

David’s run on Young Justice was simply a delight. It was a series that had plenty of humor and laughs, but at the same time, never once skimped on characterization. Early in this issue, for example, there’s a scene where Superboy defends Robin from a jerk at the party, not because he doesn’t think Robin can handle himself, but because as someone who hangs out WITH Robin, he’s afraid that if Robin comes off as a wimp it’ll make him look bad. There was a lot of character growth done in this series, and by the end of it Tim and Conner were fast friends, but that bond didn’t exist yet here. There’s also a subplot with Red Tornado, who was acting as a sort of senior advisor to the team, reconnecting with his daughter as she goes trick-or-treating. These little character moments were a trademark of David’s writing, and whether he was writing a cosmic epic or a goofy story about a Halloween party, either way it elevated his work and helped make it more than the sum of its parts. It’s only been a couple of months, but I miss his stuff already.

Thur., Oct. 23

Comics: Superboy #123, Superman Vol. 2 #5-6, DC Comics Presents #53, Superman #11, Action Comics #559

Notes: Today I’m going to tackle a couple of comics that only a Mummy could love, starting with Superboy #123, “The Curse of the Superboy Mummy.” The story begins in ancient Egypt, when an oracle sees a vision of the future with Superboy demonstrating his amazing powers. The oracle tells the royal magician how to create a potion that will turn his son Seth into a super-boy, even crafting a costume to match that in the vision. Neferti, daughter of the pharaoh, takes an interest in Seth, but he spurns her as he had no interest in her before he gained his powers. She turns to a rival magician for a charm to make Seth love her. He gives her a jade scarab, but the magician tricks her and the scarab strikes Seth down, causing both he and Neferti to drown in the sea. The two are mummified and buried together. In sorrow, Seth’s father carves a warning inscription into his son’s tomb about a calamity the oracle predicted, but he is driven out before it can be finished.

5,000 years later, Lana Lang and Clark Kent are digging up a pyramid in modern Egypt (this isn’t quite as random as it sounds – Lana’s father was an archaeology professor) and happen to unearth the mummies of Neferti and Seth who – wouldn’t you know – happen to EXACTLY resemble Lana and Superboy, whose costume Seth is still wearing. Lana doesn’t know what the inscription on the tomb says, but Clark knows ALL ancient languages, because when you’ve got super-speed you need to find some way to pass the time. It reads “Mighty Superboy! Behold Seth, the super-youth of our day, and Neferti, who slew him by mishap. Heed the warning of the magic shield which predicts that you, too, will be killed by the maid, Lana, of your time, unless you first destroy her…” The mummies crumble into dust, and Clark dismisses the prophecy. Upon returning to Smallville, Superboy gets a sudden chest pain when he picks up Lana the next day. It happens again every time he gets near Lana, which is frequent, as she seems even more trouble-prone than Silver Age Lois Lane. Together they crack the mystery – Lana foudn and has been wearing Neferti’s scarab, which is affecting Superboy much like Kryptonite. The inscription, which was never finished, was supposed to say “unless you first destroy her SCARAB.” 

This is why it’s always important not to bury the lede, guys.

It’s a fun story, though, and although it has a lot of the sillier tropes of the era, it presents them in a fun, more unique way than a lot of the comics of the time. Superboy doesn’t actually FIGHT a mummy, I guess, but he’s almost killed by one, and that feels like it fits in with Halloween to me.

Clark would encounter a mummy again in the John Byrne era, in Superman #5, “The Mummy Strikes!” Clark comes in to work where Perry White shows him a video that Lois sent covering an archeological dig in South America. The video cut out, and Perry orders Clark on the next flight down there to find out what happened – of course, the fastest flight happens to be Air Superman. When he arrives he finds he camp safe, allows Lois to think Superman dropped him off (it’s not TECHNICALLY a lie) and discovers what’s going on. The archaeologists have uncovered a metal cylinder that seems to have been made by advanced technology, but is at least 6000 years old. What’s more, the pyramid they are excavating was built over a technological structure that predates human civilization. As they search the caverns, a gigantic creature wrapped like a mummy bursts through the walls and attacks them. Clark manages to “get separated” from the group so he can use his powers against the mummy, but it knocks him out. Lois finds him and the creature, whose trappings have fallen away to reveal an enormous robot. The story continues in issue #6, where Clark wakes up to find Lois holding up his Superman uniform. She tells him that he has been unconscious for “two solar days” and refers to Clark as a “handsome stranger.” Clark realizes that Lois, and the rest of the camp, have had their bodies taken over by alien forces. He learns that these creatures belong to a race that existed on Earth before humans, but who abandoned the planet when struck by a plague. About 500 of them chose to stay and placed their minds in the body of their robot, which would awaken when the race that replaced them reached a sufficient level of development, then take their planet back. Superman battles the robot, which still has the minds of most of the lost civilization, and forces it to release Lois and the rest of the team, who conveniently have no memory of their captivity. He tricks the robot into trying to download its consciousness into his Kryptonian body, which short-circuits the transfer sequence, causing the robot to explode. Superman gives Lois the story this time, “Clark” having been returned to Metropolis already.

I enjoyed this little John Byrne two-parter with its appropriate seasonal goodness. The first half, with the mummy, has some classic monster movie tropes, although the science fiction underpinnings show through the seams from the very beginning. The second half does away with those trappings (literally and figuratively), but the notion of a pre-human civilization trying to wipe out humanity is another classic trope that you could find in the sci-fi invasion films of the 50s, giving the entire thing a nice, old-school feel that’s wildly apropos for the season. There’s also a funny little runner about Clark having neglected to shave and trying not to let Lois notice that he and Superman are sporting the same five o’clock shadow. I know I usually defend Lois in the old days for not figuring out that Superman and Clark were the same person, but I have to admit, stories like this one make that tough sometimes. 

I’ll close off today with the curious little book that is DC Comics Presents #53. Presents, as you may recall, was the Superman team-up book, with Superman partnering up with a different guest star in each issue. In this one, his guest star is House of Mystery, an odd choice in that it’s not exactly a CHARACTER. House of Mystery and its sister title, House of Secrets, were a pair of horror anthology comics hosted by the brothers, Cain and Abel, similar in concept to classic comics like Tales From the Crypt, but not quite as intense. In this issue, Mystery’s host Cain pops in to present to us the Superman story “The Haunting Dooms of Halloween.” The story starts with a kid – little Ricky (who probably not coincidentally looks like Ricky from Superman III, which had been released earlier that year) trick-or-treating in a Superman costume when suddenly, without warning, he turns into Superman himself. He rushes to Metropolis and bursts into Lois Lane’s Halloween party, where he abducts Lois. At the same time, Jimmy transforms into Thor – the costume HE was wearing – and tries to save her by…making it rain. Clark, wearing a Green Lantern costume, pretends that whatever magic is affecting Jimmy has struck him as well and uses his “power ring” to fly after the fake Superman. 

Back at the House of Mystery, Cain is settling in to tell another story to a group of children when he gets a visitor – Mr. Mxyzptlk (Mxy seems to just LOVE Halloween), who brings in the fake Superman and Lois. He restores Ricky to normal, then starts zapping the other kids to become the monsters and ghosts they’re dressed as. The real Superman (in his own costume now) tracks them down and enters the House, and a voice warns him that he must find Lois by midnight or she’ll be lost forever. He stumbles through the house, facing not only his own fears, but assorted monsters that he’s reluctant to hurt when he realizes that they’re transformed children. As the clock strikes midnight, Superman stands in stark horror at his failure…until Mxy reveals himself, and he starts to laugh. Cain is confused until Superman explains – the whole thing is obviously a joke. Mxy may be a pest, but he wouldn’t actually HURT anyone. This is a WILD swing, by the way, as there are plenty of Mxyzptlk stories where he DOES hurt people, but in this case it seems to be right – Lois is freed from her own prank (being stuck in a room full of comic book artists chained to their drawing boards and begging her to set them free), and Mxy begins to plot his next Halloween stunt. He’s foiled not by Superman, but by little Ricky, who feeds Cain a clue to trick Mxy into banishing himself for another 90 days. 

This is a really silly story, far more lighthearted than your typical House of Mystery fare, and Cain plays a more active role than he usually does. It’s very much in keeping with the Superman stories of the era, though, and a joy to read as part of my Halloween windup. I didn’t anticipate having two Mxyzptlk stories in two days, however. I suppose Halloween WOULD be his favorite time of the year, though. Hey, DC, if you’re listening, I’ve got an idea for NEXT year’s anthology theme…

Fri., Oct. 24

Comics: Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #44, 52

Notes: If there’s one thing you can say about Jimmy Olsen, it’s that his life is NEVER boring. Whether he’s getting elastic powers or turning into a giant turtle, some sort of nonsense is ALWAYS happening to him. Today I’m going to take a peek into a couple of his hairiest adventures, beginning with Jimmy Olsen #44, “The Wolf-Man of Metropolis.” Superman, who has apparently learned nothing from all the times Jimmy has turned himself into a turtle, drops off a box of ancient bottles and jars that he recently uncovered, including one that purports to contain a potion that can turn someone into a “wolf-man.” When Lois asks Jimmy if it’s real, he decides to prove it’s just a superstition by drinking the contents of the bottle. (Side note: whether werewolves are real or not, is it really the best idea to drink from a bottle that’s been underground for centuries? This is why Jimmy is still a junior reporter after 85 years.) That night, the potion kicks in and turns him into a werewolf just before he’s supposed to take Lucy on a date to a masquerade party. He avoids admitting he’s a werewolf by getting her a Red Riding Hood costume, and they even win the costume contest. Over the next few nights, though, he keeps changing into a wolf and having to find increasingly unlikely explanations for why he’s still wearing the makeup. Lois immediately catches on to what happened and tells her sister, but Jimmy keeps evading the question instead of just fessing up and asking her to break the curse for him, as the bottle says it will end if he gets a kiss from a pretty girl. Jimmy gets desperate, even attempting to pay random women in the park to kiss him (had this story happened today it would be all over social media and Jimmy would be cancelled FOREVER) before Superman brings Jimmy into a dark room and gets his cousin, Supergirl, to give him a smooch and put him out of his misery. 

This story makes Jimmy look so remarkably stupid that you can’t help but love it. From drinking the potion to refusing to admit it even after Lois has told Lucy about the boneheaded thing he did this time, Jimmy doesn’t make a single correct decision throughout the entirety of the tale. He doesn’t even know, at the end, that Supergirl is the one who saves him, because this is during that period when her existence was still being kept a secret, which is why Superman asks her to kiss him in the dark. I would love to have listened in when Superman called her to help with this one: “Hey, Linda, it’s Clark. My idiot friend drank a potion that – yes, AGAIN – a potion that turned him into a werewolf. Will you kiss him for me?”

Incidentally, in the backup story in this issue, Mr. Mxyzptlk disguises himself as a leprechaun. It may not be a Halloween story, but if this keeps up I may have to re-name this “Mr. Mxyzptlk” week.

Jimmy’s monstrous problems weren’t over, though. Just eight issues later, MYXYZPTLK COMES BACK! I am UTTERLY DELIGHTED. Mxy, dodging taking his own girlfriend out for a birthday date, comes to Metropolis and falls head over heels in love with Lucy Lane. Trying to find a way to sabotage Jimmy, he sees the b0ttle of wolf-man potion in Jimmy’s trophy collection and makes him drink it, but further uses his magic to turn the potion into water. It doesn’t affect Jimmy, but he doesn’t know that. Instead, Mxy places his own curse on Jimmy, one that is immune to the kiss of a beautiful girl. When the sun comes down, Jimmy becomes a wolf-man again. Once more, Superman summons Supergirl to make out with Jimmy in the dark, but it doesn’t work and he’s still stuck as a wolf. The next night, he’s working late at the Planet office when the sun goes down and he once again wolfs out. Lois takes pity on him and gives him a kiss, but once again, nothing happens. On Night Three, Lucy insists on Jimmy taking her to the zoo at night, because that’s apparently something girls did in the 1950s. Jimmy changes again, and this time Lucy kisses him (with her eyes closed, trying to pretend he’s somebody else), but again, no avail. It keeps going – Lori Lemaris, Lana Lang, nobody’s kiss saves him! Until a veiled girl on the street rushes up to him and gives him a smooch that turns him normal again. She whips off her veil to reveal the less-than-gorgeous face of Miss Gzptlsnz, Mxy’s spurned girlfriend, who enchanted her own lipstick to break Mxy’s magic. She tricks Mxy into going home and follows him, then he goes back to Lucy to tell her he’s normal again, but this time she spurns him because he’s kissed too many girls this week.

I have no notes. This story is perfect and, although I haven’t actually looked it up, I assume it won the Nobel Prize for literature. 

Sat., Oct. 25

Comics: Superman #143, Action Comics #531, Green Lantern Vol. 8 #27 (Superboy Guest Appearance), Green Lantern Corps Vol. 4 (Superboy Guest Appearance), Green Lantern Vol. 8 #28 (Superboy Guest Appearance), Action Comics #1091, Superman Unlimited #6, Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #44

Notes: Today we’re going to spend a little time with Superman and his encounters with my favorite creature of them all – the Frankenstein monster. The creature has been in the public domain since the dawn of comics, and he’s showed up everywhere. In modern times, the DC version has even become a secret agent and adopted the name “Eric Frankenstein.” But we’re going to look at earlier versions this time out, starting with Superman #143: “Bizarro Meets Frankenstein!”

On Bizarro World, the Bizarro kids love Earth movies – terrifying monsters like Charlie Chaplin and comedies starring the likes of the Wolfman and Mummy. But Bizarro #1 is outraged when he sees a commercial advertising a new Frankenstein movie as starring “the world’s scariest monster.” Determined to prove that he, Bizarro, is scarier than Frankenstein, he zips to Earth, scaring the crap out of a Yeti just to prove that he can before he makes his way to Metropolis. First, he finds the actor wearing the monster makeup and chucks him out of the window, then makes his way to the movie set. To his shock, though, instead of being terrified of him, everyone laughs and the actresses even line up to give him kisses. Unbeknownst to him, the director saw Superman on set earlier and told the girls that he must have put on Bizarro makeup to stir up publicity to his Frankenstein movie. I assume this story must take place on an alternate Earth where that kind of logic makes sense.

Bizarro’s attempts to generate terror continue to fail. A few actors on a western set shoot at him to make him dance (having accidentally chewed a loco weed that’s growing on the movie lot) and a couple of kids don’t fear him, but treat him like Santa Claus (Bizarro doesn’t know that the kids’ parents are part of a circus freakshow, so ain’t nothin’ gonna creep them out). Finally, he gets back to the Frankenstein set, where he starts tearing stuff up, but once again, there’s no fear on anyone’s faces. Superman finally drives Bizarro off by playing a recording to make Bizarro think someone is screaming in terror and a static electricity machine to make the actors’ hair stand on end. Back on Bizarro World, Bizarro decides to celebrate Halloween (Dec. 24, of course) with his kids with a marionette of the scariest monster on Earth – Superman.

My goodness, what a delightfully absurd story. Perhaps the funniest thing is that Bizarro himself isn’t the one acting backwards this time. His goal of proving that he’s the scariest monster of them all is actually pretty straightforward, and in truth, is more logical than most of his stories often are. But even for the Silver Age, the set of contrived coincidences that keep people from fearing him over and over again just stack up to a point of utter absurdity. I love this story for what it is, though: ridiculous, cheesy fun. 

Action Comics #531gives us “The Devil and the Daily Planet!” Morgan Edge is making preparations to sell the Daily Planet to a sleazy tabloid publisher named Mort Waxman, a decision that has Clark and his colleagues quite upset. As he’s being shown around the building, Waxman is attacked Scooby-Doo style by a ghost who tells him to get out. The staff begins searching the building, and Lois and Clark run afoul of a Frankenstein-type monster dead set on getting Waxman, whom he calls his “creator,” and Jimmy and Perry wind up fighting a horde of demons that attack a mysterious woman in the printing room. The whole thing turns out to be the work of the ghost of the Planet’s original printer’s assistant, who loves the newspaper and refuses to see it destroyed by Waxman. In the end, Edge is convinced that the paper is too important to turn over to a profiteering scum merchant like Waxman, marking one of the few instances in comic book history of Morgan Edge demonstrating something like integrity.

Marv Wolfman and Joe Staton are responsible for this one, and it’s pretty good. This is from 1982, that era when the Superman comics as a whole were kind of stale, but this was a different sort of story. Superman wasn’t quite the hero in this one, facing a supernatural threat where he was confused as anybody else, but the story holds up the ideals of the character very well. I also really like Staton’s Frankenstein Monster – it’s a nice design that is more evocative of the original Mary Shelley novel than the more popular movie rendition, and it really works well for the character here.

In addition to the creepy content, I’m also going to read some of the recent Superman comics today – it’s been a couple of weeks, and I’ve got several of them built up. Action Comics #1091 continues Mark Waid’s Superboy story with Sam Lane trying to capture young Clark. He escapes easily, but the realization that the military is after him leaves Clark rattled, especially since he was sent there by Captain Comet. When he confronts him, Comet tells Clark he knew that Lane would try to catch him and he wanted to see how Superboy would handle a problem he couldn’t simply punch. Clark soon realizes there’s more going on than Adam Blake is telling him. I said an issue or two ago that I hoped Mark Waid wasn’t taking the route of turning Captain Comet, one of DC’s longest running heroes (maybe never an A-list hero, but still a hero) into a villain. The reveal in this issue is really well-planned, and the final pages between Superboy and Captain Comet are magnificent. It’s perfectly in character for both of them, and it’s wonderful to see a story where a Clark this young starts learning the lessons that will make him the greatest hero of them all. 

Dan Slott and Rafael Albuquerque (with Mike Norton this time) continue their story in Superman Unlimited #6. A visit to the Kryptonite-rich country of El Cadero to retrieve a Kryptonian sunstone runs into some problems as Clark’s lead suit is ripped open, exposing him to the incredible amount of Kryptonite radiation permeating the country. At that moment, of course, the Kobra operatives choose to take action. This is the sixth issue, the half-year mark of the title, which is traditionally where the first trade paperback collection will end. That makes it a decent time to take stock of where the series as a whole is going. Slott has set up a really interesting status quo, with a potentially hostile nation having control of the largest Kryptonite stockpile on the planet, Superman discovering a new power, and of course, the return of the Supermobile. The last page also is extremely promising, setting up future storylines for a couple of characters who have been underutilized lately. I’m hoping the second half of this title’s first year is as good as its first, because it’s been a strong addition to the Superman family of titles.

Waid is back for Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #44. Superman and Batman decide to send Robin (Dick Grayson – remember, this series is set in the past) to investigate a company that may have ties to LexCorp. Concerned about his safety, though, they ask Supergirl – who hasn’t held the highest opinion of Robin since their disastrous and hilarious date back in issue #12 of this series, to keep an eye on him from a distance. When the facility they’re in turns out to be experimenting with a synthetic Kryptonite, the fight gets a lot harder, and funnier. I absolutely love the antagonistic attraction Waid laces into the interactions of these two characters. It’s a funny dynamic to play up that’s pretty unique in pairings between the Superman and Batman families. I hope, at some point, we get to see Waid write a contemporary story with the two of them to see how the grown-up Nightwing and Supergirl get along these days. 

Sun., Oct. 26

Comics: Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #142-143, Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton #5, Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum #3, Supergirl Vol. 8 #6, Justice League Red #3, New History of the DC Universe #4

Notes: More monsterly fun begins today with Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #142, part of Jack Kirby’s run, in which Jimmy and Supes meet “The Man From Transilvane!” A vampire called Dragorin casts his spell on Laura Conway, secretary of Jimmy and Clark’s boss, Morgan Edge. When she passes out in the office, they quickly discover her vampiric affliction, and Dragorin appears to interrogate her about her previous employer, Dabney Donovan. Jimmy and Clark go to investigate Donovan’s old lab, where they face off with a werewolf, causing Clark to duck out and Superman to take his place. Together, they figure out that Dragorin is seeking information about a cemetery called Bloodmoor. They track Dragolin to Bloodmoor, where they find his secret – the miniature planet Transilvane, buried beneath his mausoleum! The story continues in issue #143, where we learn that Donovan created the entire planet, complete with its monster-like inhabitants, as one of his experiments. They find Dragorin in what looks like a coffin, but Superman realizes they’re more like decompression chambers, helping them make the transition from Transilvane to Earth. The monsters put Superman in a torture device, hoping to force him to reveal Donovan’s whereabouts. Unfortunately for them, Superman doesn’t know, and also, he’s Superman, so the torture device isn’t all that effective. Donovan’s machines are about to unleash a “Genocide Spray,” cleansing Transilvane’s surface of all life to prepare it for new experiments. Superman manages to stop the spray and send the Transilvanians back home. Together, he and Jimmy figure out that the beings from Transilvane were “copiers” – creatures of a fluid atomic base that transformed into monstrous forms because Donovan flooded their planet with images from horror movies. Superman decides to give them a more peaceful world, and they switch the movie in Donovan’s machine to Oklahoma

There’s a reason they called Jack Kirby the King of Comics, and I suppose that reason is that no other man on Earth could have gotten away with starting a story by showing a vampire attacking a secretary and ending it by having Superman convert the entire population of a miniature planet into devotees of musical theatre. Kirby had no hesitation to take wild swings, and the more I read of his Jimmy Olsen run, the more convinced I am that this series showcased that better than anything else. Still, for all the fun I’ve had so far this week, I’ve seen relatively few legitimate monsters. There was a robot wrapped up like a mummy, an actor in Frankenstein makeup, kids turned into monsters by Mxy-magic, Jimmy turned into a wolfman without losing his inherent Jimmytude…and now this alien that’s kinda like a vampire. I feel the need for REAL monsters. Fortunately, I’ve got a few more comics lined up that may understand the assignment a little better.

Halfway through the Saints/Buccaneers football game, I decided that if I was going to cry this afternoon it should be for a GOOD reason, so I picked up Krypto: The Last Dog of Krypton #5. The final issue of Ryan North and Mike Norton’s miniseries is just as flawless as the first four issues as Krypto, still wandering, stumbles upon a family in trouble. Remembering some of the hardships he’s endured since coming to Earth, he comes to their rescue, and then something miraculous happens.

This is, simply put, a beautiful comic book. North has a pipeline right to the heart of the reader, tapping into emotion that greatly outstrips any other comic on the market right now. His Krypto never says a word, but nevertheless proves over and over again what kind of hero he truly is. Norton, meanwhile, is putting forth his A-game in every panel, filling Krypto’s canine face with courage and emotion. 

This is the best miniseries of 2025. I’m putting it out there right now. It’s perfect. 

Of course, Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum may be a close second. The third issue of W. Maxwell Prince and Martin Morazzo’s Black Label series starts with a Superman who has been reduced to a teenager after exposure to a new kind of Cobalt Kryptonite, so the Justice League places him in the custody of one of the few people who can relate to what he’s going through: Billy Batson. As Batman tries to seek a cure to the Cobalt K’s effects, he stumbles upon a surprising revelation about the Rainbow Kryptonite in his possession. Billy and Clark, meanwhile, decide to visit a local amusement park that turns out to be a trap set by their respective foes, Dr. Sivana and the Toyman. Hilarity ensues.

Well, not “hilarity,” actually, but “existential drama ensues” doesn’t have the same ring to it. Prince layers his story with the same kind of deep questions and introspective moments that have made Ice Cream Man such a hit, but at the same time, respecting the characters and crafting a tone that feels kind of like the Silver Age taken a bit more seriously. It’s All Star Superman played for drama. And all of that is a good thing.

Sophie Campbell’s Supergirl #6 give us a brand-new Halloween tale. Kara is being plagued by bad dreams about her own past: her time as a Red Lantern, the time she was manipulated by Darkseid, and her own death in Crisis on Infinite Earths. As her friends try to figure out what’s wrong with her, Supergirl faces a demonic being called Nightflame who claims to be a facet of Kara’s own personality. It’s a quick, self-contained story, but there’s a lot to like about it. Campbell reflects a lot of elements of Supergirl’s past that seem to be intended to help differentiate which of her stories and versions are still in continuity these days (in addition to the previous stories I mentioned, her father’s tenure as a Cyborg Superman and the epic events of Woman of Tomorrow are both referenced). I have to wonder if DC disseminated Mark Waid’s notes for The New History of the DC Universe to its writers as they were coming in, because Campbell works hard to reflect the reality that miniseries has given us. But it doesn’t just show us the tough times in Supergirl’s past – it’s a story about a girl who has confronted her own demons and is working past them. For the most part, this series has been pretty lighthearted, but Supergirl is a character who has endured an awful lot of trauma (arguably much more than her cousin) and Campbell isn’t shying away from showing that. 

Nightflame, by the way, is yet another Character from Supergirl’s past, and the cover is even an homage to her prior appearance from Adventure Comics #421. You’ve gotta appreciate the attention to detail.

The mystery deepens in Justice League Red #3. As Cyborg and Green Lantern try to save Red Canary from the Church of Blood, Power Girl confronts Red Tornado over the “gift” he offered her at the end of last issue. Red Tornado is starting to come apart – he’s afraid he’s losing his humanity and, at the same time, using his algorithm to try to predict future catastrophic events that his newly-assembled strike force is intended to prevent. But there’s one future – one REALLY bad future – that he’s got his eye on, and this issue he tells us what he’s going to need the team to do. I like the premise here, of Red Tornado putting together a red ops – um, black ops – team that does jobs he can’t divulge to the rest of the Justice League. I just hope writer Saladin Ahmed can pull it off without permanent damage to the character. I suppose it’ll all come down to how the rest of this miniseries shakes out. 

Mark Waid finishes up his romp through the multiverse with New History of the DC Universe #4, with Barry Allen bringing us from the events of Blackest Night right up to the most recent events in the DCU. I’m a little surprised that he didn’t try to touch upon the Legion of Super-Heroes more, but I suppose that’s being saved for the regular comics. I did like how the notes at the end touch upon virtually all of the many potential futures of the DC Universe. There are a lot of great characters out there, and it would be kind of a shame to decanonize any of them. The book works well in terms of trying to explain the reason behind the assorted contradictions of DC history, if not explaining the contradictions themselves. By the end of it all, I feel like we have a solid foundation and understanding of just what stories matter, with a real pathway to the future. I’m going to have to go back at some point and read these four issues (and the extensive notes in the end) in one fell swoop. 

Mon., Oct. 27

Comics: Superman #344, Action Comics #577, Superman Vol. 2 #180, Batgirl Vol. 3 #14 (Supergirl guest appearance), DC KO #1, Titans Vol. 4 #28 (Cameo), 29 (Guest-Appearance, Jonathan Kent). Superman Vol. 6 #31

Notes: There was more blood-sucking goodness to be had in Superman #344 from 1980, “The Monsters Among Us” by Paul Levitz and Curt Swan. Lois and Clark are sent to cover a seance at an old castle that is intended to summon the spirit of mystic Roland Randall on the 50th anniversary of his death. The medium, a blind woman named Cassandra Craft, tells Clark that she senses an “inner strength” to him, something he quickly denies. When the seance begins, Cassandra cries out and faints, waking up to say that Randall’s spirit is terrified of something. Clark spots two figures in the storm raging outside and ducks away so Superman can investigate. The two shapes burst into the room, appearing as Dracula and the Frankenstein monster, and they’re after Cassandra. After a quick battle with Superman the monsters escape, vowing to return. The next day, after a bizarre vignette where the Frankenstein monster steals some cakes from a bakery truck and briefly tousles with Superman, they return to the castle seeking Cassandra. He manages to fight them off, setting the creature on fire and creating a miniature sun with a hydrogen balloon to cripple Dracula. With the monsters out for the count, the Phantom Stranger appears out of nowhere and spirits them away.

No, really, that’s how it ends. No explanation, no rationalization, not even a “to be continued.” Dracula, at least, says something like “Not again!” but that doesn’t actually tell us ANYTHING. On the one hand, I’m glad that Superman actually had the monsters beaten already by the time the deus ex machina showed up, but on the other hand, what the hell, Paul Levitz? A good story with a very frustrating finale.

In Action Comics #577 by Keith Giffen and Robert Loren Fleming, Superman faces off with “Caitiff, the first vampire!” The Metropolis Center for Disease Control reports a number of “suspicious deaths.” Seeing a news report promising footage of what’s going on, a creature named Caitiff decides to stop it from airing again on the evening news, which means he’s going to target the WGBS anchor, Clark Kent. Clark, meanwhile, is reluctant to show the footage, which he believes to be the work of a vampire. (Isn’t it refreshing, by the way, that in most of these stories Clark doesn’t waste any time with the whole “vampires aren’t real” nonsense? The man is an alien, his best friend is an Amazon goddess, he frequently does battle with a pint-sized wizard from the fifth dimension – vampire skepticism would be absolutely absurd in the DC Universe.) Caitiff attacks Clark on the air but, as a vampire, his image doesn’t transmit over the broadcast, so he’s visible to the people in the studio. He vanishes into mist and Clark – as Superman – takes after him, further exacerbating the indigestion his frequent disappearances cause his director, Josh Coyne. Superman inhales the mist that makes up the vampire, but Caitiff attacks him psychically, stirring up feelings of immense loneliness and causing Superman to black out long enough for him to escape. He tracks the vampire to a subterranean lair full of desiccated skeletons. At first Superman is horrified, believing them to be Caitiff’s victims, but Caitiff reveals that these are the remains of his own family, his own people, who were exterminated by humans over the years, Catiff is the last of them. He slips away and Superman is left to pity the creature who, like Superman, is the last of his kind.

This is a dark tale, and really genuinely sad. It evokes the feeling of some of the great monster movies like The Wolfman or the original Frankenstein, where the creature comes across less as a demon and more like a victim of circumstance. Caitiff seems to have no true malice within him, only a well-justified fear of humans and their actions towards his kind. The panel where he talks about how human scientists dissected his own child is particularly chilling. This works very well as a sad meditation on humanity, which is something you often get out of good monster stories. 

Superman faced a Lord of Darkness yet again in 2002, in Superman #180 by Jeph Loeb, Geoff Johns, and Ian Churchill. Lois, Clark, and Jimmy visit the home of the mysterious Count Rominoff “somewhere in eastern Europe.” Rominoff, an admirer of Lois’s work, has invited them to his castle where he promises a rare interview in light of the recent annexation of a nearby country by General Zod. That night, Lois is roused from her slumber and she roams the grounds, where Superman appears just in time to save her from a werewolf attack, then the appearance of a vampire. She passes out and wakes up in the morning with no memory of the late night excursion, which has Clark understandably worried. That night, as Rominoff’s thrall Elizabeth goes after Jimmy, Rominoff is revealed to be Dracula himself and clashes with Superman over Lois. Dracula reveals that he invited Lois specifically because he wanted to lure Superman to his castle. He uses his magic to hypnotize Superman and bites him, only to find himself suddenly in agonizing pain. 

Remember what a vampire’s main weakness is? That’s right, the sun. 

Remember Superman’s power source? That’s right. THE SUN.

Biting Superman turns out to be like biting into a solar battery. Dracula howls in pain and disintegrates, and Superman snaps out of it none the worse for the experience. Jimmy, meanwhile, has just managed to escape Elizabeth, but as the Planet staff goes home, we see that Elizabeth has found a new home of her own amongst the Creature Commandos. 

The interesting thing about this is that, despite feeling like a mostly one-off story, it’s highly intertwined with plots that were running through the books at the time. The Zod thing is the most obvious part, but we also see that Lois is still bitter at Clark for choosing to save Wonder Woman’s life over that of Lois’s father during the recent Our Worlds at War crossover, and that friction between them persists throughout the issue. On the other hand, even though Superman doesn’t actually “beat” Dracula through his own agency, I absolutely LOVE the way Loeb wraps up the conflict. Connecting Superman’s solar cells to Dracula’s fatal weakness is the sort of little bit of cleverness that makes a story far more enjoyable to me. I’m sure that, in the 23 years since this story was written, Superman MUST have faced another vampire, but I’m not sure if this has come up again. I know it didn’t during the DC Vs. Vampires series, but that’s an Elseworlds. I want to believe this is a canon vampire immunity for the main line. 

One last Super-family/Dracula clash came interestingly, in Batgirl #14 from 2010. This issue was part of Bryan Q. Miller’s excellent, underrated Batgirl run, which starred Stephanie Brown and was derailed by the New 52 reboot the following year. But one of the running subplots he had was a friendship between Stephanie and Supergirl. I really enjoyed that, and it’s a shame that they haven’t touched upon it again since Stephanie came back from comic book oblivion a few years ago. In “Terror in the 3rd Dimension,” Kara drops by Gotham City to have a girls’ night with Stephanie. Kara, who was still written as being new to Earth at the time, is in love with Stephanie’s relatively “normal” life, living with her mom and attending college, and she’s hoping to share in some of those experiences. They wind up deciding to take in a 3-D revival of a vampire movie. As they’re watching the film, an experiment at the campus super collider (of COURSE they have a super collider on a college campus in Gotham City) causes several Bela Lugosi-style Draculas to leap from the screen and terrorize the crowd. Batgirl and Supergirl find that the lab’s experiments in “hard light” force fields lasted one second, creating 24 Draculas – one for each frame of the film that played during that second. One of the science students who was behind the experiments gives them a set of control rods that will destabilize them if they, y’know, stake the Draculas through the heart. 

It’s the sort of premise that’s so ridiculous that only works if the story KNOWS it’s ridiculous and refuses to take itself seriously. Fortunately, that’s a perfect description of Miller’s run on this book. Sure, it’s a Batman-family book, and sometimes it got dark, but Stephanie herself was kind of the antidote to that. It came out of the time when Bruce Wayne was believed to be dead and Dick Grayson took over as Batman, and the books as a whole were consumed with darkness. This title specifically, and her friendship with Supergirl in particular, made this feel like a light in that darkness. You’ve probably seen Mike Maihack’s delightful Supergirl/Batgirl comics online (how DC has yet to commission this man to do a graphic novel is beyond me). Although that’s the Barbara Gordon Batgirl instead of Stephanie, it’s got a similar tone to this book, and the relationship between our two heroines is lovely. Somebody pass this issue over to Sophie Campbell – I want this dynamic back. 

DC’s latest crossover event has also begun, and it’s time to play a little catch-up on DC KO. The time-tossed heroes from the Omega Act special have come with dire news. Darkseid has placed a “Heart of Apokalips” at the center of Earth, something that will overrun the planet with Omega Energy and give Darkseid the power to reshape reality as he wishes. The only hope is for one of the Justice League to take it first – and the only way to get through it is through personal combat with one another, for reasons that writer Scott Snyder explains much better than I can here. Is it a comic book-y type of excuse to have a bunch of heroes fight each other? Heck no! Because the bad guys find out about it and sneak their way into the tournament, so it’s a comic book-y type of excuse to have a bunch of heroes AND villains fight each other!

That’s snarky, I know, because it’s all a little convoluted, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy it. Snyder does a really good job of selling the stakes and having the heroes prepare to do battle with each other without it seeming out of character. There are even some nice surprises in this one, including one character who doesn’t make it into the first round of the contest, something that’s going to surprise everyone. So far so good.

The spin-offs are hitting as well. In Titans #28, the Titans are tasked with evacuating Earth, assisted by Jonathan Kent. Superman #31, meanwhile, is not only tying into the crossover, but seriously paying off the assorted storylines that have been going on in this title since DC All-In started. Before leaving for the KO tournament, Superman consults the simulation of Jor-El at the Fortress of Solitude for any knowledge Krypton may have had about Darkseid and the Omega Energy. Failing that, he helps coordinate LexCorp’s resources – along with Brainiac’s miniaturization tech – to help facilitate the evacuation of Earth. After he leaves, Lois isn’t satisfied and makes her way to the Fortress to interview Jor-El herself. Her conversation with the Kryptonian archives brings unexpected fruit, and a surprise visitor to the Fortress turns everything on its head. It’s always nice, during these crossover events, when it feels as though the story has been planned out. Ever since the original Crisis on Infinite Earths, events have been plagued by “red skies” crossovers – issues with the event labelling but nothing to do with the story except the color of the sky to indicate something big is happening elsewhere. This feels like the opposite of that – a comic that has told its own story very well, but at the same time, contributes to the overall crossover AND uses it to extend its own storylines. It’s great stuff. 

Tues., Oct. 28

Comics: DC’s Zatannic Panic (Cameo), DCU Halloween Special #1 (2008), Taste of Justice #15 (Starring Jimmy Olsen)

Notes: Let’s close off this week with some seasonal stuff, starting with the annual DC Halloween special. This year, the marketing people who come up with the titles for these things continue to earn their paycheck with Zatannic Panic, which – shockingly – has no stories starring anyone from the Superman family. Superman DOES make a brief appearance in the delightful Ambush Bug story that serves as a nice meta-commentary on the Halloween special as a whole, but that ain’t enough for me. So I dipped back into the DC Infinity archives and pulled out the 2008 DCU Halloween Special, a title that would last for three years, then fade away before the annual specials returned in the Rebirth era with a different wild title each year. (My favorite, by the way, is still the 2021 special, Are You Afraid of Darkseid?)

The 2008 special – hosted Cryptkeeper-style by the late Ralph and Sue Dibney – starts off with a Superman story. In “Deadline: Halloween” by Mike Johnson and Tony Shasteen, Clark is working late after the Daily Planet Halloween party, where Perry warns Clark to take it easy before he ends up like “Old Man McCampbell,” an old reporter who died before finishing his last story. Clark hears some odd noises, and when he investigates, he finds himself facing what appear to be ghosts of some of his greatest enemies. After getting knocked around a little, a ghostly Lex Luthor pulls him into a framed newspaper, which changes to a picture of Clark with the headline “Reporter Missing.” With him tapped in the paper, the ghost of McCampbell appears and commandeers Clark’s computer to finally finish his last story. Clark awakens at his computer, believing he finished his story in his sleep, then goes home where he greets a trio of trick-or-treaters dressed like Batman who mock Clark’s fake-looking Superman costume. 

The nature of these specials sometimes works against the stories being told. I feel like there’s a good story here, something that would have worked well in a longer tale, but in seven pages there’s not enough buildup, not enough development of the McCampbell ghost to really feel like we’ve got a satisfying payoff. Looks like I will, yet again, have to seek some Super Halloween content elsewhere. 

Animated Short: Krypto Saves the Day: Halloween Havoc

Notes: The second of the new DC Studios Krypto shorts just happens to be Halloween-themed, and even though it dropped a few weeks ago, I held off on watching it until this week so I could include it as a seasonally-appropriate addition to the blog. Halloween Havoc, written and directed by David Gemmill, in this one Clark Kent (dressed as Frankenstein) realizes he’s running low on Halloween candy and leaves Krypto in charge while he goes out to get more. This turns out to be a drastic mistake as Krypto is almost immediately distracted by a black cat and goes, once again, on a citywide chase trying to get his quarry, causing havoc (hey, I bet THAT’S where the title comes from!) and potentially ruining Halloween for children everywhere in the process.

Like the first short, “School Bus Scuffle,” this one is really cute and clever. The gags land and there are even a couple of Easter Eggs for DC Comics fans who are paying attention. The final punchline is perfect, and even helped to answer a concern I found myself thinking about as the short went on. And special mention has to go to musical composer Paul Fraser, who I imagine was given the instructions “Make it sound like The Munsters, but not enough to get sued.”

After two chase scene shorts, though, I’m very curious about the other two that haven’t dropped yet. Will they go in a different direction next time, or is Krypto going to be DC Studios’ answer to Tom and Jerry, every episode being a chaotic and futile effort to get his quarry before realizing the error of his ways and proving himself to be a good boy at the very end?

Hope you’ve enjoyed “Superman Meets the Monsters” week, friends. There are still three days left in October as I write this, but the next blog isn’t scheduled to be posted until Nov. 5, so I’m not going to do any more Halloween focus – although you may still get bits and pieces. Hope you all have a fun, safe, and (dare I say it?) SUPER Halloween! 

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. You can subscribe to his newsletter by clicking right here. You can join in the Kryptonian Konversation every day in the Year of Superman Facebook Group!

Year of Superman Week 39: Mark Waid, Don Rickles, and Byrnein’ Down the House

The monthlong journey through Superman’s electric era was fun, but I’m ready to mix it up again and get back to some different types of stories. So this week I’ve decided to go without a theme. I’ll grab random stories to enjoy each day, without any overarching plan or goal. I’ll get back to themes in October. And I’ve got plans for October.

And as always, you can check out earlier blogs in the Year of Superman Archive!

Wed., Sept. 24

Comics: Superman #162, Taste of Justice #12 (Krypto Appearance), Harley Quinn in Paradise #37 (Cameo), Jon Kent: This Internship is My Kryptonite #13

Notes: With the saga of Electric Superman behind me, I realized that there’s one thing I should have read that I forgot to include. Like “The Death of Superman,” the long-running epic of Superman Red and Superman Blue was not a unique idea to the Triangle Era, having drawn a little inspiration from a Silver Age “Imaginary Story.” Today, even though I’m purposely leaving this week open for random readings as the mood strikes me, I wanted to go back and read the original story of Superman Red and Superman Blue from 1963. I read this story for the first time when I was a kid, included in the delightful Greatest Superman Stories Ever Told trade paperback, which now that I think about it, may be the first trade paperback I ever got. I wonder how the contents of that would change were they to make a new volume today.  

Anyway, in “The Amazing Story of Superman-Red and Superman-Blue” by Leo Dorfman, with art by the immortal Curt Swan, we start off with a discussion of Superman’s many failings. The publisher of the Daily Planet puts out a post listing raises for every employee except for Clark Kent (in fact it specifically says “Clark Kent: No Increase,” like that time on The Simpsons that the power plant announced layoffs in alphabetical order and only said “Simpson, Homer”), and before the bruising has even subsided, he’s summoned to the Fortress of Solitude where the citizens of Kandor are pissed that he hasn’t gotten around to enlarging them yet. And while they’re on the subject, why hasn’t he found a cure for Kryptonite poisoning or eradicated crime on Earth? Is he a Superman or isn’t he?

I gotta be honest, the Kandorians kinda seem like assholes in this one.

At any rate, they give him six months to try to accomplish all of these feats or they’re going to have him switch places with a Kandorian citizen and let the new guy try to do it. Superman, apparently forgetting the fact that he is – relative to them – the size of the Empire State Building, agrees to their terms. He tells Supergirl that he’s invented a “brain evolution machine” that could theoretically improve his mental power a hundredfold. The catch is that the machine is powered by radiation from all different colors of Kryptonite, so there’s a significant chance that something could go wrong. As it turns out, though, something goes extraordinarily RIGHT. The machine splits Superman into two beings, each 100 times smarter than the original. Unlike the last time this happened under the influence of Red Kryptonite, though, this time there’s no evil twin – they’re both still good. 

The two super-geniuses quickly put their brains to work solving the issues that Kandor set forth for them, beginning with repairing Brainiac’s enlarging ray (which he’d never been able to do before) and restoring Krypton by causing a chain reaction that magnetically draws every chunk of Kryptonite in the universe to the planet and, at the same time, neutralizing their harmful rays. Kandor is enlarged on its rebuilt homeworld, and the first two problems on his list are solved just like that.  

Before they can move on to the next item on their list, they get a telepathic signal from Lori Lemaris. The Atlanteans saw what they did for Kandor and ask them to help them find an uninhabited ocean planet to live on, since they’re “tired of being considered freaks here on Earth.” This is kind of a crazy notion – it’s not like the existence of Atlantis was common knowledge at the time, so who exactly was calling them freaks? It’s also weird that nobody ever stops to consider what Aquaman has to say about all this, although I suppose you need to remember that at this time, DC didn’t care nearly as much about continuity as they would later. 

Once that’s taken care of, it’s crime time. The Supermen invent a ray that can “erase all thoughts of evil” from the minds of the world’s criminals, which they swiftly deploy through a series of satellites. Instantaneously, every villain on Earth is reformed. Bank robbers return their loot, escaped prisoners turn themselves in, the Soviet Union dumps all its missiles into the sea! Even Brainiac, coming from space to attack Superman again, has a change of heart when he gets in range of the satellites. And GEEZ, is this a story that would take on a different aspect if it were written today. If you were reading comics in the mid-aughts, you probably remember Identity Crisis, the DC event which revealed that certain members of the Justice League had agreed to use Zatanna’s magic to essentially brainwash certain criminals over time, removing memories and – in the case of Dr. Light – turning him from a serious threat into a buffoon. The revelation of their actions caused a schism in the League that nearly destroyed it before it was rebuilt in the wake of Infinite Crisis. One could argue that what happens in this story is far worse. Sure, there’s no more crime, but it’s at the cost of effectively brainwashing the entire planet. These are our HEROES, folks.

Not to say it’s all bad. Once the rays hit Lex Luthor and reform him, he whips up a serum that, after the Supermen distribute it into the world’s drinking water supply, instantaneously eradicates all disease from the Earth, even allowing him to grow his hair back. Yes, they even eradicate male pattern baldness.

The final chapter of this three-part “novel” shows us the end of the Supermen’s career. With Krypton restored and crime wiped out, Supergirl releases the Phantom Zone criminals (who are immediately reformed by the rays) and together they decide to go back to live on New Krypton, but not before the Legion of Super-Heroes pops in to say goodbye to her, and also give her a spaceship. Remember that, people, good friends are the greatest treasure. The Supermen then decide to turn their attention to the greatest danger of all: women. Superman, it seems, had always struggled between two girls, Lois Lane and Lana Lang, and unable to make a decision, kept them at arm’s length. Now that there’s no crime to endanger Superman’s wife, there’s no longer any reason to stay single. For the first time it turns out that Red and Blue aren’t EXACTLY alike – Red prefers Lois, while Blue is conveniently Team Lana, so each of them goes to reveal his identity and propose to the girl he loves. They each agree immediately to marry Superman (they most certainly would NOT have married Clark, let’s be honest), but are stunned when they discover that there are two of him.

Have they not been watching the news? I…I feel like the two Supermen who eradicated crime and spread Lex Luthor’s serum to cure all disease would have made the news.

Wait, LOIS AND LANA would have made the news, they BOTH WORKED for news organizations.

Anyway, their double wedding is disrupted when Best Man Jimmy Olsen and Maid of Honor Lucy Lane decide to tie the knot as well, making Lois and Lana considerably more understanding than any bride who was ever featured on TLC. Red decides he wants to retire to Krypton, taking Lois, Krypto, and Comet the Super-Horse with him, while Blue stays on Earth to devote his life to science while his robots take over the job of patrolling the Earth for natural disasters and accidents, which surprises me inasmuch as Dorfman didn’t have him invent an anti-Earthquake ray or something. The end.

This story…It’s been several years since I read it, and I have to admit, it hits a little differently than it used to. I still enjoy it. It’s got that sweet, naive charm of the Silver Age, and I’ve got a heavy chain of nostalgia that makes me appreciate it. At the same time, though, there’s a lot of stuff in here that very much would not fly today. In fact, I’m kind of surprised that nobody has latched on to this for one of the far-too-frequent “evil Superman” stories, returning to this “imaginary world” (which is now just considered part of the multiverse) to look into the consequences of actually manipulating the brains of the entire planet the way these Supermen do. There are several other things in the story that are a little iffy, but nothing as awe-inspiringly wild as that. 

It was a different world 60 years ago, wasn’t it? 

Thur. Sept. 26

Comics: Adventures of Superman #473

Notes: When I started this year, I compiled a sizable document listing the assorted theme weeks I had planned or was considering, along with another list of specific stories that I wanted to include for one reason or another. With the end of the year coming faster than it seems, I’ve decided to pepper these weeks that aren’t adhering to any particular theme with more of these random stories that made the list because I remember reading them and I wanted to visit them again. Such is the case with Adventures of Superman #473.

This issue came immediately after Lois and Clark’s engagement in Superman #50 which – if you recall when I wrote about the whole “Krisis of the Krimson Kryptonite” storyline months ago – is the story that actually locked me in as a regular Superman reader. That makes this one of the earliest Superman stories that drew me into this incarnation of the character, as well as the one that showed me a bit of what was then the status quo of the Green Lantern Corps, which at the time didn’t really exist. It was kind of foundational for my entry into the DCU.

Plus, that Dan Jurgens cover just slaps.

The story starts with Lois and Clark telling Jimmy the news of their engagement over lunch – a lunch disrupted when an enormous Green Lantern symbol appears in the sky over Metropolis. When the symbol morphs into an S-Shield, Lois rushes to write up the story that one of the Lanterns is trying to contact Superman, leaving Clark (who still hasn’t told her his identity at this point) the opportunity to sneak off. He flies to New York to find Guy Gardner, but Gardner didn’t send the signal. Gardner uses his ring to track the signal to a location in Wyoming where Hal Jordan is being held by a giant alien whose ship crashed on Earth centuries ago. Hal is helpless, his ring’s charge having been spent just as he signaled Superman, plus the alien is siphoning energy from his power battery. They find him beneath an air force base where Hal escapes and recharges his ring, then with the addition of Superman’s will, they take back the emerald energy he stole. The alien is despondent, believing himself trapped on Earth, but Superman and the Lanterns take pity on him and restore his ship to space with enough energy to finally, after centuries, return home.

This is a nice self-contained issue, with the only major link to the ongoing storylines being Lois and Clark’s engagement and a few references to the still-fresh wound of the death of Jerry White. But the book turned out to be pretty fundamental to me. As I said, I was still relatively new to DC at the time it came out, and this served as something of a gateway for me to both the Justice League America series that Guy was a member of, as well as the then-new Green Lantern series featuring the down-and-out, gray-templed, globetrotting Hal Jordan that existed at the time. I knew who the Justice League and Green Lantern were, of course, but at this point my perspectives on the characters were built primarily around pre-Crisis comics that my uncle had given me and the way they were depicted on shows like Super Friends. With this book my eyes were opened to a larger world. I became a fan of these properties, especially Green Lantern, and I’ve been a faithful reader of that comic ever since (with the exception of one writer whose run turned me off so much that I dropped the book until it ended – but the less said about that bleak period the better). 

This book is also a great glimpse at the way the characters were written at the time. Gardner, for example, had the same stupid, brash attitude that Nathan Fillion made so much fun in the movie, although he’s perhaps even a little more dimwitted. There’s one point, for instance, where Superman shows his exasperation that the alien has allied himself with two old sparring partners of his named Dreadnaught and Psi-Phon, and Gardner takes that as a cue to go after them with a power ring-generated chainsaw. There’s some interesting contradictions here as well – he’s jingoistic enough to casually wish for a new war so he could show what he can do, but too dense to realize that the airplanes attacking them are American. Fortunately, this particular facet of the character has dulled over time.

Superman, meanwhile, is all him. When the alien believes himself to be stranded, Superman hits him with a classic observation: “How come extraterrestrials are always coming here and causing all kinds of trouble instead of asking for assistance? All you have to do is ASK!” The giant alien is suitably ashamed of his behavior before Superman helps him out anyway, because of course, he’s Superman.

A fun book from early in Jurgens’ run, and I enjoyed revisiting it again after all this time. 

Fri., Sept. 26

Comics: Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen #139, 141, All-Star Squadron #36 (Team Member)

Notes: Here’s a fun, weird one that should have been worked into the week of Superman’s Strangest Team-Ups. Jack Kirby, who at this point was doing pretty much whatever he wanted with this title, had made Project: Cadmus a regular co-feature of Jimmy Olsen’s adventures. This is the issue where the Project unveiled the Guardian, the clone of the Golden Age hero who became a regular member of Superman’s supporting cast in this same basic form during the Triangle Era. Guardian changed a bit before the 90s, though. In this one he’s much more focused on being a clone, even commenting how it’s always an “experience” to meet an “original” human like Clark Kent. (That’s what we call dramatic irony, by the way, kiddos.) By the Triangle Era, Guardian had shed the conceit of making his status as a clone such a big part of his identity and was just the original Jim Harper in a new body. 

The rest of the story involves “Goody Rickels,” WGBS employee with an uncanny resemblance to Don Rickles. Morgan Edge can’t stand him and tries to manipulate things to get rid of him, and honestly, it’s hard to blame him. It’s a really weird little story and, despite the promise on the cover of “Two Rickles,” the real Don doesn’t appear until part two of the story, which comes in issue #141. (Issue #140 was a giant-sized issue of reprints.) The second part begins with the bold cover proclamation: “Kirby says: Don’t ask! Just buy it!” Jimmy, Guardian, and Goody have been given a meal with a toxin that will activate and cause them to explode within 24 hours if they don’t get the antidote. As Guardian searches for it, Jimmy and Goody wind up at WBGS where the real Don Rickles is in a meeting with Morgan Edge. There’s a big dust-up and Goody is on the verge of exploding when Guardian shows up with the antidote. This also happens to be the issue where Clark Kent, in space with the New Gods, gets his first-ever glimpse of Apokolips, which is an interesting historical note for a comic book with Don Rickles on the cover. 

Sat., Sept. 27

Comics: Superman Unlimited #5, Superman Vol. 6 #30, Justice League Unlimited Vol. 2 #11, New History of the DC Universe #3, Aquaman: Yo-Ho-Hold on To Your Hook #11 (Guest Appearance)

Notes: Once again, today I’m picking up the new Superman-related comics for the week, including two new issues of the ongoing, Justice League Unlimited, and a return to the reshaping of DC’s history.

We’re starting it off with Superman Unlimited #5. The Daily Planet gets word that the Kult of Kobra is operating in El Caldero, the “Kryptonite Kingdom.” What’s more, the Calderan mining operation is about to uncover a Kryptonian Sunstone, the same kind of technology that built Superman’s Fortress of Solitude. Donning a suit of Kryptonite-proof armor and catching a ride in one of the most gloriously anachronistic pieces of Superman tech, he heads to Caldero to try to get the Sunstone before Kobra. The story seems to be picking up a little here. Previous issues have been largely one-off stories that connect to the larger story of the Kryptonite Kingdom, but this one gives us a nice little cliffhanger. It looks like the story is opening up, and I’m excited to see where it’s going to go. 

The story of Darkseid’s Legion continues in Superman #30. Superman’s supposed ally, Superboy-Prime, has turned (insert surprised Pikachu face here), joining Darkseid’s Legion and capturing him, along with the long-suffering Booster Gold. The issue wraps up this (surprisingly short) storyline, but also acts as a lead-in to the upcoming DC KO event, and although I don’t want to get into too much more detail about what happens, Joshua Williamson pulls off a hell of a trick. There’s a brilliant reversal of expectations in this book, leading up to a climax (before the epilogue) that felt positively stirring. There’s a reason Superman is the greatest hero there is, and it’s got nothing to do with his powers. It’s about what he represents, what he stands for, what he means to other people. And boy-howdy, does this issue understand that. I love Superman, I love the Legion, I love Booster Gold…and I love what this issue does with all three of them. 

We also, incidentally, get to use Prime’s meta awareness to give us what is objectively one of the most funny panels in a Superman comic all year. You’ll know it when you see it. 

Justice League Unlimited #11 is another prelude to DC KO, this one starting off with the Justice League Watchtower being invaded by an army of Parademons. At the same time, beneath the country of Markovia, a League squad including Power Girl and Captain Atom find themselves in battle against some of Darkseid’s Legion. The battle goes poorly on both fronts and we get Leaguers down before a last page that ties very nicely into this week’s issue of Superman. I love when comics pull off tricks like this one, two stories that happen simultaneously and tie together in the end. It’s a nice way to make the shared universe conceit work, and theoretically, you don’t HAVE to read both of them to understand either one. It sure makes it more satisfying when you do, though.

And Waid returns with a plethora of artists to bring us New History of the DC Universe #3. Picking up on the aftermath of the original Crisis on Infinite Earths, Barry begins to recount the era of the DC Universe that made for my foundational years – the late 80s and early 90s – all the way up to Barry Allen’s resurrection in Final Crisis. As Barry is, in fact the narrator of this series, you could simply call this issue “stuff that happened while I was dead.” Once again, I’m impressed at how Mark Waid has gone about smoothing over certain elements of the combined/rebooted/revamped DC Universe. For instance, when Supergirl came back in 2004, she was introduced as though she were a brand-new character, her death in the original Crisis being removed from continuity. Waid has it both ways here – Supergirl DID die in the crisis, and the story we read in Jeph Loeb’s Superman/Batman run has been retconned slightly – rather than introducing her to Earth to use her as a weapon, now Darkseid actually resurrected Supergirl for the same reason. Waid also, once again, brings in elements of the Milestone Universe, specifically the 90s incarnations of the characters, marking them as denizens of the DCU proper in such a way that certainly makes it seem as though there are plans afoot to bring them back again. 

This series really is a nerd’s dream. And as a nerd, I approve. 

Sun., Sept. 28

Comics: Superman #125, DC Vs. Vampires: World War V #11 (Appearances by Supergirl, Steel, Lois Lane)

Notes: Let me tell you something about my family. My son is a football nut. Like, he’s crazed. If there is an NFL game on, he is insistent upon watching it, to the point that he begged me to take him to church yesterday on Saturday afternoon so that he could stay home this morning, Sunday, and watch the Steelers/Vikings game in Dublin at 8:30 am. He also gets up and gets VERY excited and VERY hyper, and the point is, by the time the early game ended and the noon game began, I was already exhausted by this little creature which I am emotionally, biologically, and legally responsible for. I didn’t really have it in me to get into any deep Superman lore today, so I scrolled through the DC app looking for the silliest, most ridiculous one-off comic I could find. The winner turned out to be Superman #125 from 1958.

The first story, “Lois Lane’s Super-Dream,” begins with Lois falling into a coma when she falls from a ten-foot ledge trying to sneak into the Metropolis Science Fair a week early, which has got to be the stupidest way she’s ever almost gotten herself killed, even in the Silver Age. She gets a blood transfusion to save her life, but her subconscious mind thinks she got it from Superman, and she has a dream where his blood gave her powers as well. In the dream she puts on a red wig and starts calling herself “Power Girl,” and she’s actually fairly effective until – again, in the dream – Clark Kent is nearly killed in an explosion. Power Lois gives Clark a transfusion of her blood, and now HE’S got powers too. Go figure. So she makes him a Power Man costume and the most comically ridiculous mustache anyone not named Oliver Queen has ever worn and makes him join her as a superhero. But Power Clark, in Lois’s subconscious, keeps screwing things up due to a combination of cowardice and ineptitude. The whole story kind of makes Lois look bad, showing not only what she really thinks of Clark, but the particularly cruel way she treats him as her sidekick.

“Clark Kent’s College Days” is next, the beginning of an “Untold Tales of Superman” series. I’ve read this story many times, as it too was included in either the Greatest Superman Stories Ever Told or Superman From the 30’s to the 70’s books (I honestly don’t remember which) I read so many times as a kid. Clark gets an invitation to his college class reunion and begins to reminisce about his early days at Metropolis University, where he’s putting on his weakling act and letting the upper classmen haze him. The seniors aren’t the real problem, though – in year two, Clark’s teacher Professor Maxwell catches Clark using his vision powers to weld a seam in a robot and immediately deduces that one of his students must be Superboy. In this next class, he begins hooking his students up to a lie detector and asking if they’re Superboy, which makes you wonder what the hell he’s supposed to be teaching. Clark barely escapes being interviewed before class ends, and Maxwell begins a series of schemes that could make Lucy Ricardo proud, attempting to prove that Clark is Superboy, even to the point of exposing him to Kryptonite. But Clark winds up outsmarting him every time, and finally escapes the Professor’s attention by strapping in and letting him ask if he’s Superboy. Clark says “No,” and passes the test. Is it because of his powers? His Kryptonian physiology being incompatible with the machine? Nah, it’s because he decided, right at that moment, that it was time to consider himself an adult and start referring to himself as “Superman.” 

The cover story that got me to read this issue comes last, “Superman’s New Power.” Superman finds a pocket of fires in the core of the Earth that are causing tremors above in Metropolis. As he stabilizes the fires, he uncovers a tiny space ship that seems to have been embedded in Earth’s crust for eons. The ship blows up, and he later realizes his powers have changed. His normal powers (except, conveniently, invulnerability) have vanished, even as he gains the new ability to shoot a tiny replica of himself from his fingertips. The mini Superman has all his normal powers, so Superman’s career as a crimefighter shifts to being more of a puppeteer, sending Lil’ Superman into danger instead. While he proves just as effective as the real thing, Superman finds himself feeling emasculated at sitting on the sidelines while his teeny proxy goes into danger. The story ends when Tiny sacrifices himself to save Superman from a chunk of Kryptonite some crooks hurl at him. The Kryptonite makes Tiny vanish and Superman’s powers return to normal, ending with a panel where he contemplates whether Tiny had a consciousness and will of his own and made the sacrifice deliberately.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the 50s were a wild time.  

Mon., Sept. 29

Comics: Superman Vol. 2 #2, Justice League of America #30 (Team Member)

Notes: Returning to my list of random Superman stories that I’ve read at some point, here’s yet another that I remember reading first in the old Greatest Superman Stories Ever Told trade paperback. The second issue of the John Byrne reboot in Superman #2 is a good story, and it’s got one of the best Lex Luthor moments of all time…at least, “best” in the sense that it’s one of the greatest expressions of who Lex is as a character, not in that it makes him look good.

At this point, Superman had been active for a few years (mostly glossed over in the Man of Steel miniseries), and Luthor is looking for any clues that could potentially help him destroy the Man of Steel. He finds them, along with analyst Amanda McCoy, in the form of a red-haired woman who seems to keep showing up when Superman is active. As they search for the strange woman, Luthor turns to his frequent flunky Sidney Happersan, who is examining the Metallo cyborg they captured in Superman #1. Determining that the Kryptonite heart in Metallo’s chest is potentially fatal to Superman, Lex ruthlessly rips it from him even though Happersan warns him that it will kill the cyborg. (Don’t worry, he got better.) 

In Smallville, a pair of Luthor’s goons are looking for things that link Clark Kent to Superman, as Clark seems to be the one who gets all the big scoops. They drug Jonathan and Martha Kent then ransack their house, stealing Martha’s scrapbook of newspaper clippings regarding Superman. As they leave the house, they’re spotted by the passing Lana Lang, whom they drug and (realizing that she can identify them) kidnap. Imagine Lex’s glee, of course, when she turns out to be the very red-haired woman his people are searching for. 

Days later, Clark Kent comes home to find a series of bloody footprints leading to his apartment and Lana hiding there, having been tortured for information that she refused to give. Sensing Luthor’s involvement, Superman barges into LexCorp, only to find that Luthor’s got a new piece of jewelry – a ring with a glowing green stone that keeps Superman at bay. Stymied, and with no actual proof of Luthor’s involvement, he takes Lana back to Smallville. In Metropolis, Amanda runs all the data they’ve found through the computer, seeking the link between Superman and Clark Kent, and she arrives at one inexorable conclusion: Clark Kent IS Superman. 

And Luthor is furious at the absurdity of it. “I know that no man with the power of Superman would ever PRETEND to be a mere HUMAN!” he shouts, firing Amanda McCoy on the spot because “I have no place in my organization for people who cannot see the OBVIOUS.”

Ah, what a fantastic story, Mr. Byrne. This is the ultimate platonic ideal of who and what Lex Luthor is, especially at that time. He’s ruthless and cruel – his treatment of Lana, of Amanda, even of Metallo all demonstrate that. He’s intelligent, but not the super-scientist he was in the Silver Age or would become again. But he’s also so unbelievably arrogant that when the answer to all of his questions is served up to him on a silver platter, he rejects it because he cannot fathom anyone with Superman’s power being so good that he would “pretend” to be Clark Kent. Byrne actually used this as part of the punchline in his “Superbman Vs. the Fantastical Four” story from Marvel’s What The–?! #2, with the fake Dr. Doom telling Rex Ruthless that Superbman COULDN’T be a normal human because that would make him “nicer than us.”  

This story is also important in that it sets up a number of different elements that would be of tremendous importance later, especially the Kryptonite Ring. That little domino would set off multiple chains. Luthor would learn to his grave error that he was wrong about the radiation being harmless to humans, and that wearing the ring constantly gives him cancer. This ultimately leads to him faking his own death, cloning a younger body, and returning to Metropolis pretending to be his own son. Amanda McCoy came back later desperate to prove she was right, stealing the ring but being killed in an alley for it, leading to the Dark Knight Over Metropolis story where Superman gave the ring to Batman, a concept which has been a consistent part of the characterization of the two heroes ever since. 

It’s also a pretty good showing for Lana, proving – even under torture – that she’s a good friend and worthy of Clark’s trust, never betraying his secret. In Man of Steel, Byrne had turned Lana into something of a broken bird, heartbroken at the realization that Clark Kent was too big and too important to the world to be in her life the way that she wanted. It took a long time to rebuild her character, and this issue I think was the beginning of that. 

Even these short stories can be great sometimes. 

Tues., Sept. 30

Graphic Novel: Superman: True Brit

Notes: I decided to cap off this week with something relatively lighthearted – perhaps even a bit silly, and this 2004 Elseworlds graphic novel certainly fits the bill. True Brit brought John Byrne back to do artwork for the Man of Steel again, but this time in a story written by Kim Johnson “with some help” by Monty Python legend John Cleese, who of course is most famous for that one “Bicycle Repairman” sketch that we covered back in Parody Week. (There’s a brief shout-out to that bit in the book, as well.) Like many Elseworlds, it starts with a “what if” type of scenario – Jor-El sends his infant son to Earth. Instead of Kansas, though, this time his spacecraft lands in what Jor-El calls “their most advanced, most powerful nation – the British Empire!” Kal-El is found by a British farm couple, Jonathan and Martha Clark, who raise him as their son Colin. He struggles to control his powers, even after being told of his true alien heritage, and when the time comes to go off to University Mrs. Clark admonishes him to keep the powers hidden away in shame. 

Studying journalism, he becomes smitten with his classmate Louisa Layne-Ferret, but she doesn’t show any interest in him until he accidentally impales a classmate with a cricket bat just before graduation. He winds up using his powers to get stories for a sleazy rag called the Daily Smear, where he finds out the famous rock band the Rutles (another in-joke) are in mortal danger, forcing him for the first time to act publicly in a Union Jack-adored Superman costume. 

The Smear runs with it, making the Superman stories more outrageous and scandalous, to the point where the Clarks even move without telling Colin where they’re going. But his fortunes change when the Queen sets him some “impossible” tasks – making the trains run on time, reducing the wait time for hip operations (the solution, by the way, is to convince the surgeons to play less golf), and raising the quality of the programming of the BBC. But all his work may come to a screeching halt when he runs afoul of his greatest enemy: the Bat-Man.

The story is rife with gags and jokes that almost could have qualified this graphic novel for Parody Week in and of itself. For instance, when his adoptive parents think Colin can fly, they advise him to flap his arms like a bird, which causes a bit of amusing chaos and resultant property damage. When he finally does fly – with a horse – the poor animal has to be carted away to a veterinary hospital and treated for shock. An attempt to milk the cows with his super-speed and strength leaves them…let’s say “unhinged.” Perhaps my favorite joke comes when his mother tries to steer him into being a postman rather than a journalist, and he fires back with “I don’t CARE about respect! I’d rather be a REPORTER!”

Ah, maybe it’s just the ex-reporter in me that finds that hilarious, I dunno. But that seems to be the main thesis of this book. Rather than telling a story about Superman in another culture, True Brit comes across as Howard and Cleese giving a scathing indictment of the British media. Most of the book comes down to a heavy and brutal satire of the state of the British press, with the more lurid types of publications rising in prominence and the few legitimate reporters being buried. It’s a funny book, although I imagine a lot of the Britishisms are lost on an American audience. 

Byrne’s artwork is interesting here. While not as cartoonish as he used in his What The–?! story, nor is it as clean and straightforward as his usual style as seen in his Superman run. He somewhat splits the difference here, drawing a world that still feels like part of the DC Multiverse but, at the same time, having enough fun with it to allow some silly sight gags, outrageous facial expressions, and goofy poses.

This week was a nice change of pace, friends, but October begins tomorrow. And October begins my favorite part of the year — those last three months that I love so much. And this year being the Year of Superman, it’s gonna be even better. For the next few weeks, as we approach Halloween, we’re going to be looking at darker versions of Superman, Superman gone wrong, a focus on his greatest villain, and more! See you then!

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. You can subscribe to his newsletter by clicking right here. You can join in the Kryptonian Konversation every day in the Year of Superman Facebook Group!

Year of Superman Week 16: Origin Week

It’s a big week for Superman fans – DC’s “Summer of Superman” initiative is kicking off this week with the Summer of Superman Special. Not only that, but April 18th is the anniversary of the release of Action Comics #1 back in 1938, and therefore DC has declared it “Superman Day.” It also happens to be the first day of my spring break, so I’m intending to put my son in his Superman t-shirt (matching my own) and going down to BSI Comics that day to celebrate.

And since this week marks the Man of Steel’s anniversary, it feels like a good time for another one of those themes that I had marked off at the beginning of the year: it’s gonna be Origins Week. Superman’s origin has been told many, many times over the years, and in many different continuities. Last week, for instance, I read the first Earth One graphic novel, which was such a take on Superman’s origin. But I’m going to focus on the ways his origin has been told in-continuity. DC’s continuity has been retold and rebooted a ridiculous number of times over the years, of course, but this week I’m going to plant my flag on stories that were considered the definitive origin of the “Prime Universe” Superman at the time of publication. And even then, I’ve got plenty to choose from.

Wed., April 16

Comics: Superman #53, Superman #146, Challengers of the Unknown Vol. 5 #4 (Guest Appearance)

Notes: I read Action Comics #1 back on January 1st, so I’m not going to include it again in Origins Week. Besides, there wasn’t a lot of detail in that first iteration of the origin anyway – so many of the details, including the name of his home planet, weren’t filled in until later. The origin presented in Superman #1 wasn’t much better, expanding to a whopping two pages before jumping into the issue’s first story. So I’m going to look instead at a couple of later issues that filled out the story, beginning with Superman #53 from 1948, a special “tenth anniversary” story. To be honest, I’m not 100 percent sure that this is the first time the origin was told in full, but the text on the first page DOES say “Now, at last, you’ll know all the answers,” so at the very least not all of this stuff was yet common knowledge.

Don’t you love how quaint the old blurbs were? “World Greatest Adventure Character!” The Fantastic Four was just waiting to jump in on the hyperbole bandwagon.

The story begins on Krypton, with Jor-El warning that the planet’s uranium core is breaking down, transforming the planet into an enormous atomic bomb. The planet’s rulers, of course, don’t believe his warnings, and Jor-El makes it home just as the final cataclysm begins. He has room in his prototype rocket for his wife and child, but Lara insists her place is with her husband, and thus they send their baby to Earth alone. His rocket lands in the American heartland, where he is found by an elderly couple who bring him to an orphanage. The super baby causes chaos in the orphanage, and when the older couple returns hoping to adopt the child, the orphanage rushes through the paperwork to get rid of him quickly. Bringing them home, he is named Clark Kent. He grows up, gradually discovering more and more powers, until as a young adult his foster mother dies, followed by his father, who urges Clark on his deathbed to use his powers for good. 

As you can see, the basic framework of Superman’s origin is all here, the skeleton which has provided the structure of his story for the past 87 years. But the story cuts off before he goes to Metropolis, joins the Daily Planet, first encounters Lois…in other words, a lot of the stuff that really helps make Superman who he is. There are also an awful lot of details that haven’t been filled in yet. Jor-El and Lara are both named, but their baby is not specifically called Kal-El in this story. The Kents’ first names aren’t mentioned until the scene where Clark stands by his graves, and then the names inscribed as “John” and “Mary,” before they were codified as Jonathan and Martha. And even though he clearly grows up in a small town, the location is not specified as Kansas, and the name “Smallville” is never mentioned.

You could honestly do this same experiment with any of the Golden Age heroes who have stood the test of time – go back and read their earliest stories and see which elements were missing, which pieces of their mythology that seem so critical to us now were in fact later additions. And “mythology” really is the appropriate word – you could do this same task with the stories of Thor, of Odysseus, of any character from classical mythology. Stories grow and build and evolve over time, and our modern stories are no different. It’s a process that honestly fascinates me, which is one of the reasons I’m approaching this week the way that I am. 

And they didn’t even put the kid into a five-point harness? Kypton deserved what it got.

We got a more complete version of the origin in Superman #146 from 1961. In “The Story of Superman’s Life,” a lot of those little details that hadn’t solidified yet in ‘48 had come into focus. Once again we see Jor-El warning the people of Krypton of the planet’s impending doom, but only his brother, Zor-El, believes him. In this version, he first uses Krypto as a test subject, sending him into space first before the final cataclysm that causes him and Lara to send Kal-El (now named) to the stars. This version also covers how the nuclear reaction transformed the fragments of the planet into Kryptonite, then shows Kal-El’s rocket landing in Smallville, where he is found by Jonathan and Martha Kent. This time, the Kents leave the baby on the orphanage doorstep, coming back to adopt him after a few days of superbaby hijinks. He grows up, gaining power as he does, and the Kents eventually discover that the blankets he was wrapped in when they found him are just as invulnerable as their son. 

As Clark gets older, Martha unravels the threads of the blankets (because they can’t be cut) and re-weaves them into his first Superboy costume. Clark adopts his glasses – made from glass from his rocket ship which is impervious to his head vision – to help protect his secret identity from the likes of his nosy next-door neighbor Lana Lang. In fact, he even builds his first robot duplicate in order to trick Lana. We get his reunion with Krypto  and how he uses the information he learns to determine his true origin, coming from Krypton, and how the Earth’s yellow sun and lower gravity give him his powers. His first interaction with Kryptonite is rather benign – Jonathan brings home a rock for his son’s mineral collection that instead makes him sick. The next stage of his life comes when his foster parents again die, with his father again urging him to use his powers for good before he’s gone, and Superboy decides to leave Smallville to come to Metropolis. 

Clearly, this is much more detailed than the previous version, including a lot of the bits and pieces that had become standard by then. However, because of this, the comic book doesn’t read so much as a story as a checklist ” here are the things that we know about Superman, so let’s make sure that we mark them off along the way. There are even a few elements that are covered in footnotes – such as how Zor-El (who would become Supergirl’s father) escaped Krypton’s destruction and how a pack of green Kryptonite meteors were transformed into red Kryptonite. And even though this story ends with Clark Kent working for the Planet, we don’t actually get the story of HOW that happened. 

It’s more detailed, but honestly, I like the story from issue #53 better.

That said, this story pretty much laid out the important details, and it would be 25 years before there was any serious revision again. That would be John Byrne’s Man of Steel, and that’s what I’ll tackle next. 

Thur., April 18

Comics: Man of Steel #1-6, Detective Comics #1095 (Guest Appearance), Justice League of America #21

TWO! TWO! TWO covers in one!

Notes: If I were to take a guess as to which Superman comic I’ve read more than any other…well, it would be impossible to say for sure, but I would wager that Man of Steel #1 is a close contender. I don’t remember exactly when I got this first issue or how, but I know that it was in my collection even before I became an adamant Superman reader a couple of years later. I read that issue many times, I liked that first issue quite a bit, and I know that I’ve returned to it over and over again in the years since. Man of Steel was DC (via writer/artist John Byrne) attempting to update Superman for the 80s, and on that note, it succeeded beyond all measure. Superman was reinvigorated, given new life. It made Clark Kent the character’s heart and Superman the mask, as opposed to the reverse dynamic which most older stories had employed. It crumbled up and threw away the lovelorn man-chasing Lois Lane once and for all, replacing her with a fearless reporter who was every bit the equal of the Man of Steel – a portrayal more than a little inspired by Margot Kidder’s performance. And perhaps the greatest change, at least in my opinion, was that unlike every version of Superman that had come before, in this version Jonathan and Martha Kent were still alive, still able to be family and confidants to the adult Superman, giving him something he had never had before.

This isn’t to say that I love everything about his version of Superman. My biggest beef is the enforced notion that Kal-El be the ONLY survivor of Krypton, which did away with such things as Krypto, Supergirl, the bottled city of Kandor, and so forth. These elements would drip back in over the years, fortunately. But for the most part, this is the origin of Superman that is most firmly etched in my brain, and when I think of the architecture of Krypton or the clothing that Jor-El and Lara wore, this is still the version that comes to mind most fervently.

Let’s break it down, shall we?

Man of Steel #1 begins on a Krypton that is dying. Millions are succumbing to a plague they are calling the “green death,” but only Jor-El has been able to uncover the truth. A chain reaction in the core of the planet is transmuting the entire world into a new, radioactive metal that is killing them all, and what’s worse, that same reaction is soon going to destroy the planet. Jor-El takes the gestation matrix carrying his unborn son and outfits it with a hyperdrive to send it to another world, which he does so mere moments before Krypton’s death. With his final breath, he expresses his love to Lara, something that on this Krypton – a cold world devoid of emotion and feeling – is strictly forbidden. 

Byrne skips ahead now to Clark Kent’s senior year of high school, where he wins the final football game of the season virtually singlehandedly. Slightly disappointed, Jonathan Kent reveals to his son that he is not their natural born child, but rather that he was found in a spacecraft 18 years prior. Clark decides to leave Smallville and begin using his gifts to help other people. Another time skip sends us ahead seven years, where Martha Kent has compiled a scrapbook of newspaper clippings of all manner of disasters that were averted – a puzzle solved when the newest headline reads “Mysterious Superman Saves Space Plane.” Clark comes home and tells his parents how he was forced to use his powers openly for the first time, preventing the crash of an experimental spacecraft that happened to include among its crew a reporter for the Daily Planet – one Lois Lane. Together, the Kents decide that in order to operate freely, Clark needs a new identity. They craft a costume, design a symbol, and Superman is born.

A few other things of note in this first issue: besides the dramatic change to Krypton, Byrne also canonizes the idea that Superman’s first public appearance is saving Lois Lane from an air disaster – in essence a much more dramatic version of the helicopter rescue from the first Richard Donner/Christopher Reeve movie – as well as that it is Lois who dubs him “Superman” in the press. There have been lots of revamps to Superman’s origin over the years, lots of versions that have bled into other media, but I always like it when they keep these two particular elements. It just feels right. It doesn’t quite work in versions where he was SuperBOY before he grew up, of course, but I’m willing to pick my battles.

This issue also set the tone for the rest of the five-issue miniseries that preceded Byrne’s runs on Superman and Action Comics. DC wanted a new Superman, but they didn’t want to have to tell an ongoing story where he’s still brand new and unknown to the world. So like this first issue, the rest of the miniseries skips ahead to high points in Superman’s career, important first encounters, that sort of thing, before finally catching up to a “modern day” at the end of issue six. This was, I think, probably the best way to handle it, and it left room for Byrne and future writers to fill in some blanks, which of course they did.

I’ve never thought about it before, but it must be hell for Lois Lane to get an insurance quote.

Issue two probably has the briefest time skip of the series, picking up shortly after Superman has gone public. As he makes his first appearances in uniform, Lois finds herself determined to get the story of this remarkable newcomer to Metropolis. She spends days following him from one encounter to another, always showing up just after he’s finished saving someone or thwarting a crime, but never getting close enough to talk to him. Lois decides to get his attention by driving her car off the pier, prompting him to swoop in and save her for the second time, and she manages to pressure him into an interview, although he isn’t too forthcoming. As he takes off, he casually asks her if she always drives around with an aqualung under the front seat of her car. Lois, clearly smitten, rushes the story of Superman, bringing it in to Perry White’s office, only to have all the wind blown out of her sails when Perry reveals that the Planet has already gotten the same story from their newest reporter: Clark Kent.

This issue nails the Lois Lane that I love – unflinching, brave, willing to do anything for her story. It also sets the gait for their relationship: Superman knowing full well that she was never in any danger but playing along anyway is just the perfect dynamic for the two of them. If anyone asks me who Lois Lane is, I can’t think of a better way to answer that question than to just show them this issue.

Man of Steel #3 reintroduces another of Superman’s most important relationships: that with Batman. But this isn’t the best friend he had in the Silver Age, or even the slightly strained friendship they enjoyed in the early 80s. Superman comes to Gotham City to round up the vigilante who has been making the news, only to be told by Batman that he’s rigged a device that will set off an explosion somewhere in Gotham City, killing an innocent person, if Superman touches him. With Superman temporarily helpless, Batman explains that Gotham requires a different approach – for example, he’s tracking down a thief and murderer called Magpie who has been terrorizing the city. Superman reluctantly goes along and helps capture Magpie, only to learn at the end that Batman’s “bomb” was in his utility belt the entire time – the “innocent” person in danger was himself. The two leave not as friends, but at least with a truce and the understanding that their different worlds require different methods.

This issue illustrates the other thing from this era of Superman that bothers me – the antagonistic relationship he had with Batman. Frank Miller loves to take credit for destroying their friendship (via The Dark Knight Returns), and DC ran with that dynamic for far too long. That’s not to say that this isn’t a good issue – Byrne does a fine job – but it set Superman and Batman at odds with one another for quite some time before the relationship finally began to soften, becoming allies again, and eventually the friends that they should be. 

Issue four brings Superman, for the first time, in conflict with his greatest enemy. Byrne’s revamp of Lex Luthor transformed him from the evil mad scientist of the old days into a ruthless, brilliant, corrupt businessman. Rather than operating out of a secret lair, he’s got a huge building shaped like his own initials, and he controls Metropolis fairly openly – until Superman shows up. He hires thugs to fake a terrorist attack on his cruise ship, horrifying Lois and seemingly “killing” Clark Kent. (Spoiler alert: Clark isn’t really dead.) Superman rounds up Lex and arrests him for the first time, setting the tone for their relationship from then on. LexCorp (sometimes “LuthorCorp”) would become a permanent addition to the Superman mythology, and the current iteration of Lex is somewhere between this one and the old version – still a ruthless businessman, but ALSO with the incredible scientific mind that Superman mourns whenever he uses it for evil. One other element added here is Lex’s pursuit of Lois Lane. This is a bit that’s come and gone over the years, but for this version of Lex, it works just fine. This was the perfect Lex for the time, but I think the gestalt version we have these days is probably the ultimate form of Lex Luthor.

I hate it when my imperfect duplicate shows up and punches me in the face.

The fifth issue gives us another time skip, and this time, the creation of a new Bizarro. This time around, an effort by Lex to clone Superman results in a duplicate that is slowly deteriorating. Meanwhile, Lois’s sister Lucy is dire straits, contemplating the futility of her life as the result of a terrorist attack that left her blind. This is a really odd way to reintroduce Lucy Lane into continuity, although I suppose it does somewhat continue the trend of Lucy being treated like the universe’s punching bag. This is perhaps the oddest of the six issues. The others all have a specific point or person in Superman’s life that they focus on: his origin, Lois Lane, Batman, Lex Luthor, and in the final issue we’ll see him learn about his heritage. The creation of a new Bizarro – particularly one that doesn’t even survive the issue – is an odd choice. It does show a bit more just how crafty Lex can be, but issue four already established that pretty handily. There’s nothing wrong with it, of course, but it’s always felt a bit out of place among the other five chapters. 

In the final issue of this miniseries, Superman returns to Smallville to visit his parents and comes face-to-face with Lana Lang. Lana had only been mentioned briefly back in issue one, so this is a pretty big deal – we learn that before Clark left Smallville, he told Lana about his powers. To him, he was confiding in a friend, but Lana – who had always harbored dreams of a future as Mrs. Clark Kent – saw it as the end of the future she had always imagined. This was a totally new dynamic for Clark and Lana, and it lasted for some years as Lana slowly evolved as a character. I like this as a chapter in her past, but I’m glad it’s behind her and she’s taken her place as one of Clark’s closest friends. In fact, she’s even – you know what? I’ll wait until tomorrow to talk more about what Lana is up to these days.

The other big thing about Clark’s return to Smallville is his interaction with the matrix that brought him to Earth. A hologram of Jor-El downloads the history of Krypton into Clark’s brain, telling him the truth of his origin for the first time. He knows the history of Krypton, can speak its languages, knows of its great literature…but in the end, decides that it isn’t important. He may be the last son of Krypton, but it is Earth that made him who he was.

Little bit louder for Quentin Tarantino and Max Landis.

Yeah, that’s pretty much my thesis on Superman too. Thanks for confirming, Mr. Byrne. 

Fri. April 18

Feature Film: Superman III (1983)

The recasting of Lois Lane was controversial at the time.

Notes: I decided to pause “Origin Week” just for today, Superman Day, so that I could celebrate it properly. I put a little video on TikTok explaining what’s so darn great about Superman. I put my son in his Superman T-shirt and I put on mine. (Well, I put on ONE of mine. I have…several.) We went out to our local comic shop, BSI Comics in Metairie, Louisiana, and we came home to watch a Superman movie. It may not be the most obvious choice for this most glorious of occasions, but I’ve already rewatched the first two Christopher Reeve Superman movies for this blog experiment, so I decided to continue on with the infamous Superman III. In this one, a man named Gus Gorman (Richard Pryor) struggling to keep employment suddenly finds a talent for computer programming . His skills – and the use of those skills to defraud the company – brings him to the attention of his boss (Robert Vaughn) who, rather than throwing Gus in jail, decides to use his skills for the benefit of them both. Meanwhile, Clark Kent returns to Smallville for a high school reunion, bringing him back into the orbit of Lana Lang (Annette O’Toole), the girl he left behind.

I hate to admit it, but I do have something of a soft spot for this movie. It’s not great, of course. Lois Lane is reduced to a cameo, the villain quite clearly SHOULD have been Brainiac – but for some reason, wasn’t – and the attempts to make it into a comedy so as to justify Richard Pryor’s presence are…well…strained.

But despite that, there are things about this movie I enjoy. Richard Pryor was funny. Even when the material he was working with wasn’t great, he had a talent to elevate it and make it more entertaining, and it’s fun to watch him on screen. Then there’s Annette O’Toole, an absolutely radiant Lana Lang. She’s sweet and gentle, the polar opposite of everything Margot Kidder’s Lois Lane is, and while everyone knows that Lois and Clark is the endgame, watching O’Toole as Lana for a few minutes is enough to make you believe he could be reconsidering it. 

But the best thing about this movie comes after Gus hits Superman with a chunk of synthetic Kryptonite that slowly turns him bad. In what is honestly one of the best scenes in the entire Reeve Superman series, he splits into two people – an Evil Superman vs. a Good Clark Kent. The scene – a battle in a junkyard where Christopher Reeve battles himself – is well shot and has impressive effects, but it also really works thematically. Even in an era where “Clark” being the real guy and “Superman” the mask was perhaps a minority opinion, this movie kind of puts forth that thesis, and I love that about it.

Comics: Superman Day 2025: Jimmy Olsen’s Supercyclopedia Special Edition #1, DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #2, Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #38, Action Comics #1085, Summer of Superman Special #1

Notes: I also sat down this afternoon to read the last couple of weeks of Superman comics, so let’s run through those together, shall we? 

I love the high holidays.

There were several free Superman comics available today, but I already had most of them (All-Star Superman #1, Superman For All Seasons #1, and so forth), so I passed on those in the hopes that they would pass into the hands of people who haven’t read them a dozen times before. I did, however, get the preview edition of Gabe Soria and Sand Jarrell’s graphic novel Jimmy Olsen’s Supercyclopedia. The hook of this graphic novel, it seems, is that Jimmy Olsen is getting a little tired of living in Superman’s shadow. Not that he blames the big guy, but it’s easy to get lost when the world only thinks of you as “Superman’s pal.” Then someone shows up who seems interested in Jimmy himself, and that changes things. It’s an interesting concept, but I have to admit, it didn’t totally grab me. Although I could see myself reading the rest of the book via DC Universe Infinite, I don’t know that I’d buy it.

DC X Sonic the Hedgehog #2: The crossover event of the century continues with Sonic and the Flash chasing after Darkseid to try to wrest the Chaos Emerald from him. When he manages to escape, the Justice League and Team Sonic manage to chase him down to the Ragna Rock for a fateful confrontation – with a shocking ending. I don’t have a lot more to say about this book other than what I said about the first issue – it’s so much fun to see these characters together, and really refreshing to have a crossover that bypasses the requisite “heroes fighting heroes” tropes and just gets to the fun stuff. Once this series is over, the collected edition is going to be a perfect book to get for my son and my nephew. 

Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #38 begins the “We Are Yesterday” crossover in earnest. Clark Kent is covering the test flight of a Wayne Aeronautics jet plane – piloted by one Hal “Highball” Jordan – when the plane is destroyed and Jordan abducted by Gorilla Grodd. Superman, Batman, and the Flash take off to rescue Hal from the superintelligent simian, whose sights are higher than ever. This is the beginning of the time travel story Mark Waid is weaving between this series and Justice League Unlimited, with the modern-day Grodd interacting with his past self. It’s a great start to the story, full of superheroics, great artwork, and lots of monkeys. These are all good things.

Action Comics #1085 is the beginning of the two-part “Solitude” arc by G. Willow Wilson and Gavin Guidry (who previously did a great stint on the Superman ‘78 comic, and I’m happy to see him here). Clark is sent to the arctic to cover an experiment at a research station. Shortly after his arrival, though, the local wildlife takes undue interest in the station – they’re attacked by cyborg polar bears! And lemme tell ya, that sentence is as much fun to write as it is to read about. Anyway, it’s a good first half of the story, plus Guidry gets to design a new white and blue “polar” costume for Superman. It’s odd that Superman has so comparatively few variants, as opposed to Batman, but I have no doubt that we’ll be seeing this outfit in action figure or Funko Pop form sometime soon. 

Yet there’s no scene where anybody says, “Cool suit, Superman!” What a waste.

And of course, the big release this week was Summer of Superman Special #1, a one-shot that sets the stage for the next several months of Superman comics. The book is co-written by Joshua Williamson (regular writer on Superman), Mark Waid (who’s about to take over as the regular Action Comics writer), and Dan Slott (who will launch a third ongoing Superman title, Superman Unlimited, soon). “The Past, the Present, the Future,” begins in…well…the past. Validus, one of the foes of the Legion of Super-Heroes, is attacking Smallville, and Clark – as Superboy – and Krypto have to leap into action to stop him. There’s a really interesting bit here about how the Legion has placed a mental block to prevent Superboy from remembering things about his own future (this was well established in dozens of classic Legion stories, that’s not the clever bit), but nevertheless, he glimpses something that gives him a lingering memory that will change his entire life.

Summer, huh? (Glances at the title of the blog) Amateurs.

The story then jumps to the present day, and it’s a joyous day – it’s the wedding of Lana Lang and John Henry Irons. Lana is worried about some sort of super-chicanery messing things up, but that’s silly, right? RIGHT? Oh, no, Validus is back. This time, though, there’s a whole Superman family to take him on. The whole issue is great, and it’s highly successful at setting a tone for the upcoming storylines – especially the epilogue, which ties in to a story that started last year in the DC All-In Special and that we’ve been left dangling on for months now. The end of the issue also gives us the lowdown on several new books coming – not just Slott’s new title, but new books for Supergirl and Krypto, a treasury-sized one-shot by Dan Jurgens, and more. 

The summer of 2025 is already shaping up to be a great time to be a Superman fan. 

Sat., April 19

Comics: Superman: Birthright #1-12

When he flies in FRONT of Clark, you see, nobody suspects them of being the same dude.

Notes: By 2004, Superman had changed enough that DC decided it was time to revamp the origin again. That job went to the phenomenal writer Mark Waid, whom they paired off with a rising star named Leinil Francis Yu. The result, Superman: Birthright, is a solid Superman origin story that’s kind of been lost to time. A few years later, Geoff Johns would revamp the origin yet again (we’ll read his version in a couple of days), and then the New 52 hit and everything was upturned. But in these 12 issues, Waid did some really interesting things, a few of which have managed to stick.

The story begins – act surprised here – with the destruction of Krypton. This version is neither like the Silver Age version nor the cold, sterile world that John Byrne created. There’s a more modernistic sci-fi bent to it, and this time around it’s Lara who urges Jor-El to send their child to Earth when the latter begins to bend. Waid carries this theme forward after a time skip, when we see a Clark at age 25, covering news stories freelance in Africa and finding himself in a position to use his mysterious abilities to help people. Again, it’s Mom who turns out to be the impetus here – Martha pushes the creation of the Superman identity, while Jonathan is upset that Clark wants to hide his true name. Don’t worry, Jonathan comes around.

From there, from the point where Clark goes to Metropolis for the first time and saves Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane from a helicopter disaster (NEVER get into an aircraft of any sort with Lois Lane, you’re just asking for trouble), the story takes a turn. While the elements of the Daily Planet staff are still there and still important, from here on out the story becomes largely about Superman vs. Lex Luthor. Waid brings back the Silver Age conceit of the character, in which Superboy and Lex had been friends, but he modernizes it. Since there never was a Superboy in this continuity, Lex was friends with Clark Kent (I feel like this was a deliberate effort to echo the popular Smallville TV show, which isn’t a bad thing). Waid puts a different light on the unique friendship – although Lex’s arrogance existed even then, both young men carried with them an air of alienation that made them bond. Lex, of course, didn’t know what exactly made Clark different from everybody else, but it was Lex’s intelligence that set HIM apart. 

In the Silver Age, Lex had the worst supervillain motivation of all time – Superboy saved him from a failed experiment, but the fumes released made him lose his hair. So he decided to become a criminal mastermind. And that’s terrible. Waid brings back the basic idea of Lex’s villain turn coming from a disaster that involves Clark, but he does it in a much more believable way. The adult Lex in this story is the fusion of super scientist and super businessman that he still mostly is today, and he carries that brilliance and anger with him as he cracks the secret of Superman’s heritage – discovering that Superman is an alien from the distant planet Krypton, which even Clark doesn’t know yet. Lex decides to turn the world against its new hero by faking an invasion from Krypton to draw him out, culminating in a fantastic battle scene that includes, among other things, a fantastic moment where the S-shield becomes literally that.

“I dunno, Leinil, do you think anybody will get the symbolism here?”

Like I said, this origin has been largely pushed aside by DC, but there are a few elements that I think are worth mentioning, at least one of which has become a staunch part of canon. One is the explanation for Clark’s glasses. Waid clearly decided to address the old (tired) complaint that the glasses aren’t enough of a disguise by establishing that Clark’s eyes are a truly unearthly shade of blue, a color that no one not from Krypton would have seen before. Superman still has those eyes, but Clark’s glasses dull the color and make his eyes seem more mundane, helping with the disguise. I don’t know if that tidbit is still canon, but with Waid about to take over Action Comics, I hope he brings it back.

The other thing that we get here is – as far as I can tell – this is the story that first established the concept that the Superman symbol stands for hope. As Clark studies the holograms sent to Earth with him, he doesn’t understand the Kryptonian language, so he tries to unlock his past by watching the images and videos sent by his parents. The S-shield of the House of El is a persistent image, and it comes to represent hope to Clark, something he pushes forth when he adopts the symbol as Superman. The idea that it was literally the Kryptonian character for their word meaning “hope” isn’t there yet – that, I believe, came a few years later during DC’s 52 series (which Waid co-wrote), but I think that we’ve found the genesis of one of my favorite little details of Superman lore.

It’s a good story, and even if it isn’t canon anymore, it’s still an enjoyable read. 

Sun., April 20

Comics: Secret Origins Vol. 3 #1

Superman HATES green cars.

Notes: It’s Easter Sunday here, and Easter is a big family day for us, so I knew I would need something quick for today’s Origins Week installment. How handy, then, that back in 1985 DC Comics relaunched their old Secret Origins series, re-presenting the genesis of heroes from the Golden Age to the Bronze, and kicking it off with an issue dedicated to the Golden Age Superman. The series was the brainchild of Roy Thomas, who also wrote this issue, and frankly there couldn’t have been a better candidate. I don’t think there’s a human being on the planet with a greater love for Golden Age comics than Roy Thomas, as evidenced by his All-Star Squadron from DC, Invaders from Marvel, the Alter Ego miniseries he wrote for First Comics and the subsequent comic book magazine he produces that carries the same title. Mark Waid is kind of a spiritual successor to him, in that both men are walking encyclopedias of comic book history, and it shows through in their work.

This issue is a pretty straightforward adaptation of the “origin” story I mentioned from Superman #53 grafted together with the story of Superman’s first adventure from Action Comics #1. Thomas, along with classic Superman penciler Wayne Boring and inks by Jerry Orway, re-tells the story that we’re all intimately familiar with, and does so almost beat-for-beat. Even panel compositions and little tidbits like a ticking clock in the corner of the panel to count down to an innocent man’s execution are carried over from the original Siegel and Shuster panels to the new ones. As such, it’s a retelling of the original story, but not really an update. The oddest thing, though, is the fact that Thomas makes reference several times to the fact that this Superman and – in fact – his entire universe no longer even existed, following the events of the recently-concluded Crisis on Infinite Earths. It’s an odd take, to build a series built on what, at that point, had essentially been relegated to “imaginary” stories. Still, if you’re looking for an old-school origin of Superman with a slightly more modern bent, this issue is worth reading. The whole series is, actually. I was always a fan of Secret Origins, and it’s a shame that anthology books like this one just don’t seem to have legs in a modern market. 

Mon., April 21

Comics: Superman: Secret Origin #1-6

It’s like a Christmas card with an alien from another planet on it.

Notes: Six years after Birthright, and following another reset in Infinite Crisis, DC handed Geoff Johns the reigns to do his own take on Superman’s origin. Johns was one of DC’s top writers at the time, having taken both The Flash and Green Lantern and expanded their respective corners of the DC Universe exponentially, making them more exciting and (frankly) more significant than they had been in years, if not decades. Johns had also cut his teeth working as an assistant to Richard Donner, director of the first Christopher Reeve movie (and most of the second), and the two of them even wrote a run of Action Comics together. It’s not really a surprise, then, that Johns’ version of the origin borrows as much from the classic movie as it does from the classic comics, right down to artist Gary Frank drawing a Clark Kent that looks so much like Reeve you’d think he was doing a straight-up adaptation of the film. In the scene in issue #3 where he first arrives at the Daily Planet, it’s even more pronounced. Frank draws Clark with Reeve’s physical mannerisms and characteristics, the bumbling fake persona that he wore in his “disguise.” It’s so effective that every line you read goes through your head in Reeve’s own voice.

Johns merges a lot of elements from the various Superman eras and blends in some of his own. His version was, in fact, Superboy, and had been a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes. His costume was made from his Kryptonian blankets, and Clark’s glasses were made from glass taken from the spacecraft to help him control his heat vision. To help reconcile some of the elements that work better with Superman making his debut as an adult, Johns has Clark keep “Superboy” a secret, operating as privately as possible and being considered little more than an urban legend in Smallville. That way he maintains the big moment of his public introduction later in Metropolis where he…oh, look at that. He saves Lois Lane from a helicopter accident.

NEVER. GO. NEAR. AN. AIRCRAFT. WITH. LOIS. LANE.

Unique to this version, Lana Lang knows about Clark’s powers since childhood, having been saved by him from a wheat thresher (a scene quite reminiscent of Superman saving Lana’s son from a similar fate in Superman III). Lex, once again, is from Smallville, and a few years older than Clark, but still friend-ish with him. I particularly like Lex’s introduction, where he asks Clark if he’s smart, reasoning that wearing glasses either means you’re genetically inferior or you read a lot. 

I’ve read this series more than once, but reading it all together creates some interesting juxtapositions. In issue #2, for instance, when Superboy first meets the Legion, I’m struck by how Johns writes Brainiac 5. His intelligence leads to incredible arrogance and condescension towards everyone around him…which seems pretty darn familiar if you flip back a few pages to a scene where Clark is talking to Lex in the school library. Johns writes Brainiac as Lex Luthor with a fundamentally good core – but “good” doesn’t necessarily mean “nice.” It’s pretty funny, and really spot-on in terms of characterization.

It’s not just the people whose characterization changes, though, it’s the whole city of Metropolis. When Clark first arrives it’s a cynical place, a place where nobody ever looks up, where everybody is out for themselves, where the Planet is on the brink of ruin, and where people line up for hours in the hopes of catching a few scraps from their oh-so-benevolent top citizen, Lex Luthor. The presence of Superman chances the whole town, making it a bolder, more optimistic place, a town where the potential for the future seems real and not just a pipe dream. Lex, naturally, hates it. I love it. 

Lois is Lois as Lois should be – smart unflinching. When given a chance, she goes for Lex’s throat without a second of hesitation. But what I really love is how she sees through Clark’s bumbling facade almost instantly. The same day he comes to work at the Planet, she sizes him up and calls him out on the false humility and ill-fitting clothes, declaring quite correctly that he obviously wants people to underestimate him. That insight is perfect for her…which actually makes it even funnier when she encounters Superman and fails to put two and two together. She continues being impressed by Clark throughout the miniseries, but even at the end she hasn’t dovetailed into the whole “is Clark really Superman?” bit from the Silver Age, and I’m glad for that.

In addition to Luthor, Johns brings in the Parasite, Metallo, and even Sam Lane as secondary antagonists, but when you get right down to it, this is a story about four characters: Superman, Lois, Luthor, and Metropolis herself. And Johns serves all four of them very, very well. 

Tues., April 22

Comics: Action Comics Vol. 2 #1-8

This is the one time where Superman and I could literally wear the same outfit.

Notes: I’m going to close off Origin Week with what I believe is the most recent revamp of Superman’s full origin, from the New 52 reboot of the entire DC Universe that happened in 2011. Ironically, despite being the most recent, it’s also one that was sponged from continuity most completely. Still, it’s written by Grant Morrison, and I’ve never read anything by Grant Morrison that didn’t have at least SOME reading value in it. Let’s see how the New 52 handled our boy Clark.

Morrison’s Action Comics begins six months after Superman’s public debut in Metropolis (thus robbing us of the opportunity to see him save Lois Lane from a helicopter crash), and the inspiration here is clearly the earliest Superman stories of Siegel and Shuster. He’s not as powerful as he would become, he’s not flying yet, and he shows bruises and abrasions from some of his tougher battles. He’s also doing the “fighting for the little guy” thing that we saw so much of in the earliest tales, going after corrupt businessmen and politicians…which has made him the target of corrupt businessmen the likes of Lex Luthor. He’s not even wearing a proper costume at this point, prancing around the city in trousers, a t-shirt, and a cape. It’s a wild look, and if Morrison’s intention was to show that this was a Superman starting from scratch, it worked. 

The story sees Superman being captured by Luthor and Sam Lane, fighting against them, and rescuing Metropolis from Brainiac. Along the way, we discover that – although Couluan – Brainiac had a presence on Krypton and has one here on Earth. Clark also gets his hands on the Kryptonian armor that became the uniform of the New 52 Superman, and by the end of the story, he’s made enough of a name for himself to take a job at the Daily Planet.

What also works is John Henry Irons – in a world where the Doomsday fight never happened (although this would be reversed, like most of the New 52 changes) they made John one of the scientists working on the project that studied Superman with Luthor, then had him show his heroic side by turning on Luthor and Sam Lane, building his suit of armor in the process. If there’s no “Death of Superman” in the continuity to contend with, this is a decent enough way to get a Steel. 

But the thing is, there isn’t much else that works for me here. I get that the idea here was a whole new Superman, a whole new universe, but as turned out to be the case with much of the New 52, they threw out the baby with the bathwater. This is an origin that doesn’t just update the classic elements that make Superman who he is, it throws out many of them. We see only glimpses of Krypton, and we get more of the Kents through some of the back-up stories written by Sholly Fisch than the main stories written by Morrison. We only get a few pages each with Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen, and although the attitude Morrison crafts for Superman works for a young man trying to find himself, ultimately, it’s somewhat unsatisfying.

I hate to say this, because Morrison has done excellent work with the Man of Steel. I’ve always enjoyed DC One Million and the Final Crisis tie-in Superman Beyond, and let’s be honest here, All-Star Superman absolutely deserves a place on the Mount Rushmore of Greatest Superman Stories Ever Told. But the New 52 Action Comics origin just falls flat for me. It would be one thing if this were an alternate universe – an “Ultimate” or “Absolute” Superman – but as the origin for the Prime DC Universe Man of Steel, it just doesn’t click. Out of all the different iterations of Superman’s origins I’ve read this week, I’m afraid I saved my least favorite for last.

This all begs the question, of course, of what exactly Superman’s origin is today. Like I said, I doubt that many remnants of the New 52 version have stuck with us. The Superman we read about in 2025 is kiiiiinda the New 52 Superman mashed together with the Post-Crisis John Byrne Superman, but even that Superman has had no less than three different versions of his origins over the years. And since DC Rebirth gave us the current iteration of Superman beginning in 2016, they haven’t really done a retelling of the origin again. But maybe Mark Waid will tackle that in his upcoming New History of the DCU. If he does, I’ll be sure to share with you my thoughts on his newest take. 

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. You can subscribe to his newsletter by clicking right here. You can join in the Kryptonian Konversation every day in the Year of Superman Facebook Group!

Year of Superman Week 13: Superman By Request

It’s a new week and, for the first time in a month, I’m NOT going to be spending it with the Death of Superman storyline. As much as I love that story, I’m happy to move on to something else…but I’m also not really interested in doing anything “structured” this week. I kind of want to bounce around, hit all quarters, and read lots of different things. To that end, I asked folks on Social Media to suggest their favorite single-issue Superman stories. I already have my own list of these, but I wanted to do a little crowd sourcing and maybe find some stories that I wouldn’t have thought of, or maybe have never even read before. There are some interesting choices in here, so I’m going to spend a few days sifting through them. This week, it’s SUPERMAN BY REQUEST!

Wed., March 26

Comics: Justice League of America #194, Superman Annual #11

Next time, stick to Go Fish.

Notes: I’m starting off with this suggestion, an issue of the original Justice League run I’ve never read before. This one intrigued me, because although many of those old Justice League comics are great, there are few that I’ve seen that I would specifically mark off as a great SUPERMAN story. Let’s see what it is about this one that makes it stand out.

It starts at a carnival in Metropolis, where Lois Lane is racking up prizes on the midway and forcing Clark to carry them. Clark encounters a fortune teller who reveals his double identity, then casts some sort of spell rapidly turning him into an old man. Over the course of the issue we check in on other members of the League – Flash, Elongated Man, Green Lantern, Black Canary, and Zatanna – each of whom has an encounter with a different figure ripped from a deck of tarot cards before they all converge on the Justice League Satellite and track down the source of their woes: their old foe Amos Fortune.

This is kind of perplexing. It’s a perfectly good issue, and I enjoyed reading it. Gerry Conway had a decent run on Justice League and this story, with lovely art and an eye-popping cover by George Perez, comes from the high point of the era. But I specifically asked for great single-issue Superman stories, and he only really appears in the first few pages and the last few pages. Sure, he’s the one that takes down Fortune at the end, but this isn’t so much a “great single-issue Superman story” as it is a “good single-issue Justice League story featuring Superman.” But y’know, when I decided to crowdsource, I knew that I would be seeing different people’s takes on what makes for a good Superman story. I imagine the person who recommended this one did so because of Superman’s good standing at the end. 

Worst birthday since that time I didn’t get the G.I. Joe aircraft carrier.

Having gone with one of the Internet’s suggestions, I’m going to move on to one of the issues that was on my own list, a comic that is frequently cited among the greatest Superman stories ever told (and was, in fact, included in the trade paperback anthology of that name): Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ “For the Man Who Has Everything” from Superman Annual #11. It’s Superman’s birthday, and Wonder Woman, Batman, and Robin (Jason Todd) are meeting him at the Fortress of Solitude for a little party. When they arrive, though, they find Superman tangled in the snares of the Black Mercy, an alien parasite that traps its host in a hallucination of their own deepest desires. As they try to free him, they are attacked by Mongul, who sent the creature in the first place, and their only chance to survive is to free the Man of Steel.

There are a lot of layers here to peel apart, starting with Superman’s hallucination. The Black Mercy shows him a world where Krypton was never destroyed, where he grew up there, married, and had children…however, in the decades since, a movement has arisen protesting the use of the Phantom Zone as a punishment for criminals. And since the Phantom Zone was discovered by Jor-El, the House of El is the target of their ire. It’s an intriguing sort of political debate, and it’s kind of sad to see that in his “deepest desire,” Superman still has to watch Krypton self-destruct, even if it’s metaphorical this time. This is, however, very much a product of its time. In the early 80s, it’s easy enough to imagine that Superman’s greatest dream would be a world where Krypton never was destroyed. In the post-Byrne era, he didn’t have that nostalgic love for Krypton (which makes more sense, since he has no memories of it), and even through all the changes that the character has undergone over the years, that aspect has never really come back, at least not to the degree it was in the Silver Age. Were this story to be told today, I think it’s more likely Clark’s dream would be a perfect Earth, free of crime and disaster, where a Superman was no longer needed.

I also love the interaction of Mongul with the others. Moore gets some great little witticisms, like asking Batman to make the “yellow creature” stop shuffling, or the point where he recognizes that human society makes distinctions based on age and gender and, therefore, asks them to tell him which one of them is the polite one for him to kill first. If this story had never happened, I think Mongul would have been just one of many would-be alien conquerors that litter the DC Universe. This is what made him stand out, made him memorable.

Once Superman is released, the fight is great too. The rage that Gibbons places in his eyes is both righteous and frightening. He really cuts loose, telling Mongul to “burn” as he blasts him with his heat vision – which was rare at the time. Heat vision was almost never used as an offensive weapon then, certainly not directly against the bad guy. It’s something that became more common later, and I think this is most likely where that came from.

This is a brilliant comic book, and deservedly considered one of the greatest Superman stories ever. It’s even the source for the ONLY adaptation of Alan Moore’s work that the man himself signs off on – an episode of Justice League Unlimited. I should watch that soon. 

Thur., March 27

Comics: Superman Vol. 6 #26, Justice League Unlimited Vol. 2 #5, Power Girl Vol. 3 #19, Shazam! Vol. 4 #20

Those two fronts, oddly enough, are a Nor’easter and the facade at the entrance to the Magic Kingdom at Disney World.

Notes: It’s another recent recap day for me. There were three Superman-adjacent books that his the stands this week, and I’m ready to pick into them, beginning with Superman #26, which I loved. Lex Luthor’s memory is slowly returning (since the events of the Lex Luthor Special, specifically). While this is good, in that he may be regaining the knowledge of how to deal with the stasis field holding Doomsday and the Radiant, it also opens us up to the danger of the old Luthor returning. Meanwhile, Lois “Superwoman” Lane goes on her first Justice League mission and winds up finding out something shocking about Supercorp. Everything builds up to a last scene and especially a last PAGE reveal that knocks your socks off. It’s the kind of issue that makes you want to go back and re-read the issues beforehand to admire how well the writer, Josh Williamson, has set everything up. I won’t be doing that today, exactly, but it feels like it may be in the cards before the 25th issue finale next month.

Mark Waid and Dan Mora come back for Justice League Unlimited #5, continuing the saga of the mysterious terrorist group called Inferno. The super terrorists attack globally at once, not only targeting power plants, but somehow kidnapping the attendees of the annual G20 summit, including dozens of world leaders and several members of the Justice League. And among the missing, only Supergirl has a clue where they’ve been taken. This issue kicks off the crossover event between this title and Waid’s Batman/Superman: World’s Finest, and it’s a story I’ve been looking forward to. It’s got time travel, it’s got oodles and oodles of heroes, and it’s linking two of the three best DC Universe books being published right now (the third being Superman itself). 

Finally, Power Girl #19 shows us the missing heroes coming home just in time for Power Girl to get a pretty major surprise on the news. This issue, frankly, feels rushed, and I suspect that’s at least in part because next month appears to be the end of the series. There’s a sense here that Leah Williams was told the book was ending at issue #20 when she had a lot more planned, and she’s trying to race towards a satisfying conclusion. If that’s the case, I can’t really hold her accountable for that – it’s happened to a lot of good books over the years, and sometimes the first casualty of that kind of thing is coherence. That seems to be the case here. 

Fri., March 28

I just have answer keys from old tests in MY file cabinet.

Comics: Action Comics #399

Notes: Action Comics #399 is an old favorite of mine. It’s one of those books that has a cover that can’t help but grab you – Superman in a morgue next to a guy in a suspiciously short skirt, with drawers containing two dead and pickled Supermen, telling him that the third empty drawer is waiting for him. This is a cover that DEMANDS answers. Why are there two other Supermen? Why is ours called “Superman III?” Why are they in jars? Where’s Richard Pryor?

Sometimes, you get a cover like this and wind up disappointed in the story inside. That happened frequently in the silver age – there was a period where the editor (usually the great Julius Schwartz) would have the cover artist whip up the wildest image he could think of, frequently involving some sort of monkey or gorilla, and then task the poor writer with coming up with some kind of story to justify that image. I don’t know that this is the case here, but where it was the script or the cover that came first, this is one where Leo Dorfman’s story lives up to the artwork.

It begins with Superman rushing off to stop a power generator explosion, something so volatile that is has the potential to ignite Earth’s atmosphere. Before he can deal with it, though, he is suddenly kidnapped, whisked away by a mysterious force and finding himself in a strange room with men who appear to be George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and George Custer. Superman quickly realizes his fellow captives are not imposters, but that they – and he – have been transported through time. He escapes and confronts his abductors, who turn out to be historians that have taken each of them from a point in time immediately before their deaths for study. Superman is then given an even greater shock: he is, in fact, the third Superman. After Superman died battling a “space vampire,” he was cloned, with the duplicate having no memory of his death. The clone, then, met a similar fate, making our Superman, in fact, Superman III – but the cloning will no longer be stable if another copy is needed, thus Superman III will be the last, and he is destined to die stopping the power generator from destroying the world. 

At first, Superman is reluctant to take the trip back, but concedes when he realizes that staying in the future would result in the destruction of the timeline and the deaths of billions…but he somehow survives the explosion. It is then that he discovers the truth – he was taken not only through time, but to an alternate universe, where his fate and those of his fellow captors was different than in our own world. He lives on, but somewhere in the multiverse, Superman III is lying in state.

Man, I still can’t get away from the death of Superman, can I?

Anyway, I read this story in Superman From the 30s to the 70s, a book that I used to check out from the library religiously as a child. A few years ago, I was lucky enough to find a copy at a used bookstore, and it’s a treasure to me now. It’s full of great stories like this one and, in fact, is probably responsible for the bulk of my exposure to Superman before I became a full-time reader in those nascent days just before the Triangle Era began. I haven’t read this story in years, but I find it just as entertaining now as I did back then – a great sci-fi concept with the expected twist (Superman wasn’t REALLY going to die, even as a child I knew that), but the twist is done in such a way that it still carries weight. A Superman died, just not our Superman.

Hmm. I wonder if that universe still exists out there somewhere in the oft-rebooted and rebuilt DC Multiverse? That would be a fun project – a story that looks in on some of these one-shot alternate worlds from the Silver and Bronze Ages. Who at DC do I pitch that idea to?

Sat., March 29

Comic: Hitman #34

They say you should never meet your heroes, but when your hero is Superman, I think it’s okay.

Notes: This is such an odd book, on the outside, to include in this project. Hitman is by far the most successful alumni of DC’s Bloodlines crossover, and he had an ongoing series that lasted quite a while and still has a large fan base. The thing is, Hitman was created – and his series was written – by Garth Ennis, creator of The Boys, who you may know has a pretty vocal and heated distaste for superheroes. He doesn’t like ‘em. He created The Boys specifically to tear them down. But the one exception to that rule seems to be Superman. And it’s obvious when you read this comic, because it’s as tender and effusive a love letter to the Man of Steel as any comic book I’ve ever read. 

In this issue, Tommy Monaghan – the titular Hitman – is on a rooftop in Gotham City when suddenly, inexplicably, he comes across Superman, brooding into the night sky. Monaghan turns into a stumbling fanboy for a moment until he realizes that something is bothering Superman. He convinces the hero to open up and he tells a story about a mission in space, a tragic failure, and how it’s eating away at him.

And then the most improbable thing in comic book history happens: Tommy Monaghan helps Superman.

The vast majority of this issue is simply a conversation between the two men on the rooftop. Superman tells the story of a doomed space flight and he confesses how he struggles sometimes with living up to what people expect him to be. Then Monaghan turns it all around, explaining what the idea of Superman means to people and framing him as a metaphor for America itself. “You’re everything that’s great about this country an’ you don’t even know it,” he says, and then goes on to explain a pretty singular philosophy that is just as true today as it was when this issue came out in 1998. In the end, he’s shared what he thinks Superman – and America itself – is really about, and Earth’s greatest hero returns to the sky, his failure no longer weighing on him quite as heavily as it did a few moments before.

Then, because it’s still an issue of Hitman, Tommy murders somebody, but you don’t really mind so much.

People talk often about Superman For All Seasons and All Star Superman (specifically the issue where Superman talks the girl off the ledge) as some of the stories that most perfectly exemplify who and what Superman is, and they’re right. Those are amazing stories, brilliant stories, stories I fully intend to revisit before the movie hits screens this July. But if someone wants to know what there is to love about Superman, I can’t think of any single issue of any comic book more suited to the task than this one.

And the fact that the guy who understands Superman so incredibly well has such a deep hatred of every other superhero still makes me chuckle. 

Sun., March 30

“I’m sorry…I can’t do that, Clark…”
(It’s a 2001 joke. Get some culture, people.)

Comic: Superman #300

Notes: Ah, another beloved classic. Once again it’s an “imaginary story,” as one can probably tell by the cover, and one that is particularly indicative of its time. In this alternate world, the destruction of Krypton happened much later, and baby Kal-El’s rocket came to Earth in the “present” of 1976. And rather than landing in a Kansas cornfield, it made a splashdown in the ocean as both American and Soviet vessels raced to snag it. The rocket – and the baby inside – was claimed by the Americans, and thus did the Cold War enter a new stage on this planet.

The story takes us through two more “acts.” In 1990, the teenage Kal-El (called “Skyboy” by the US military) is revealed to the world and tensions between nations almost precipitate World War III, sparking the young man to flee and go into hiding. Then in 2001, an imposter makes a move, claiming to be the star-child, and the boy – now a man – has to come out of hiding to save the world.

Whether you call them Elseworlds or Imaginary Stories or something else entirely, it’s always interesting to me how often these DC stories tweak things, then twist them around to make them fit the original universe. For instance, the “Skyboy” costume the military gives Kal-El is, of course, identical to the traditional “Superman” uniform, right down to the S-shield, even though in these days the symbol wasn’t a Kryptonian glyph that came to Earth with him like it’s usually portrayed these days. Nope, just a crazy coincidence. Second, when Kal-El goes into hiding, he decides to borrow the names of two of his father-figures, one Thomas Clark and Kent Garrett, making him…oh, come on, you can guess, right? And as this Clark Kent grows up…well whaddaya know…he becomes a reporter. It’s almost like the philosophy of these stories is that there are just some constants in the multiverse, and no matter what details are changed, the end result will be kind of the same. When you consider the thesis of more recent stories like Doomsday Clock (I’ll probably read that again at some point this year) it actually makes sense. Superman is, not only metaphorically, but literally, the center of the DC Universe. Everything revolves around him in one way or another, and it seems kind of fitting that the universe itself will take pains to make that path consistent.

Mon., March 31

Comics: DC Comics Presents #83, Superman #127

Seriously, you’re never gonna guess who they’re all grimacing at.

Notes: Let’s kick off Monday with another recommended comic, DC Comics Presents #83. I think I’ve mentioned it before, but DC Comics Presents was, essentially, the Superman team-up book of the era. Every issue had Superman pair off with a different guest star, and in this one, he’s joining up with Batman and the Outsiders. That team has an interesting pedigree as well – Batman has quit the Justice League over its refusal to get involved in an international incident, and winds up leading a new team of offbeat characters: Black Lightning, Geo-Force, Katana, Metamorpho, and Halo. As a result of his actions, tensions between Batman and Superman were rather high at this period, with the two best friends finding themselves at odds. This issue kicks off with the return of the ORIGINAL Outsider – Alfred Pennyworth. The Outsider was an evil and powerful alter-ego of his that apparently can be unleashed to wreak havoc on the world due to a simple bump on the head. Ah, it was a simpler time.

When the Outsider turns himself into a tornado (seriously, he was freakishly powerful) and attacks a farming community, Superman joins in the hunt. He winds up joining the OutsiderS to battle the OutsideR in the Batcave, while Batman himself chases down the issue’s real villain, his foe Ira “I.Q.” Quimby. 

I’d have to check the timeline, but this issue appears to take place after Superman and Batman have buried the hatchet. There’s no trace of that earlier animosity over Batman quitting the League, and I recall that they specifically addressed it and came to terms in the book that starred both of them, World’s Finest Comics. So what you have here is a simple team-up. In fact, considering that it’s written by Batman and the Outsiders creator Mike W. Barr, it really feels more like an issue of that comic that guest-stars Superman than the other way around. It’s a good issue, and I find it interesting that someone out there declared it their favorite. 

Jack Black played Superman in the 2005 version.

Let’s dive further back in time to Superman #127 from 1959. This issue kicks off with “When There Was NO Clark Kent!” In this one, Superman recalls a time when an accident led Lois to believe that Clark Kent had been killed in an explosion. Superman decides that his life will be less complicated if he just does away with being Clark and remains Superman full-time… then he asks Jimmy Olsen if he can be his roommate.

What the hell was going on in 1959?

Anyway, Superman’s new address gets leaked to the public by means of Jimmy Olsen being stupid enough to put Superman’s name on the buzzer in the apartment building, and he’s soon inundated with the demands of his adoring public 24/7, to say nothing of the demands of his Kryptonite-bearing enemies. By the end of the story, he finds a convoluted way to bring Clark back to life. This is a really funny story from a modern perspective, from years of reading a Superman who understands and even CRAVES the normality of Clark Kent’s life and who will do anything to preserve it. It’s so bizarre that back then he would have considered Clark so disposable.

“The Make-Believe Superman” is story #2 in this issue. In this one, a suburban dad – embarrassed at his pedestrian life – decides to tell his son’s class at school that he’s really Superman, because there is absolutely no flaw in this plan. Except, of course, when he gets caught up in a scheme by some robbers who have taken Clark Kent hostage and threaten to kill him unless “Superman” goes along with their scheme.

Hilarity ensues.

It’s really the third story in this issue that’s most significant, the first appearance of Titano the Super-Ape. A gentle ape named Toto is sent into outer space, where a burst of strange radiation turns him into a giant and gives him the power to shoot Kryptonite rays from his eyes. In true King Kong fashion, he falls in love with Lois Lane, who somehow has the presence of mind to re-named him “Titano” even as she’s afraid she’s going to get killed. That Lois, she gives new meaning to the term “clear-headed.” Titano would become a recurring foil for Superman, although most of the time he’s portrayed in much the way that his obvious cinematic inspiration is – a force of nature, an animal acting out his own nature, and not specifically evil. As far as the story itself goes, it’s cute. 

Tues., April 1

Comic: Superman #145, DC Comics Presents #70

Remember that time Superman fought a Robert Frost poem?

Notes: It seemed appropriate to read this particular issue today, although the pertinent reason doesn’t turn up until three stories deep. The first story, “The Secret Identity of Superman,” deals once again with Lois’s turmoil over the fact that Superman won’t marry her. (Really, they did Lois SO dirty in these stories.) This time, she thinks it’s because he’s afraid she couldn’t keep his secret identity a secret if she ever knew about it, so Jimmy Olsen decides to “help” by telling her Superman’s secret: he’s really science fiction writer Rock Stirling! Actually, Jimmy is just testing Lois to see if she CAN keep the secret, thinking that knowing the answer one way or another will be a favor to both of them. People who were alive in the 1950s – did you really pull this kind of crap on your friends back then? 

Anyway, Lois turns out to be so hilariously bad at keeping the secret that four pages later, she’s inadvertently announced that Stirling is Superman on national television, prompting the real Superman to race to his rescue when some crooks come after the writer with Kryptonite. Stirling actually saves Superman by throwing his lead typewriter over the meteor, allowing Superman to melt it and get his strength back long enough to stop the crooks. In the end, Jimmy tells Lois to cheer up – “Superman thinks a lot of you! Maybe he’ll marry you some day even if you CAN’T keep a secret.”

There’s a reason the comic wasn’t called Superman’s Girl Friend Lois Lane’s Pal Jimmy Olsen.

Story #2 features Superman in “The Interplanetary Circus.” An alien circus comes to Earth to put on a show, and Lois and Clark head out to the big top. Lois – and virtually everyone else – thinks that the “alien” bit is just a gimmick and the fabulous creatures they see are all robots (which raises the question of just how good they thought robots could be at the time, because this is WAY beyond Pirates of the Caribbean), but Clark’s super-senses indicate that it’s all real. In fact, when Superman has to prevent a disaster at the circus, the ringmaster offers him a job. When he declines, he tries to take Superman by force, which of course works out about as well as you expect.

The Silver Age was such an odd time for Superman. After spending the Golden Age beating dangerous criminals, going into war zones, and stopping domestic violence, we got about a 20-year period where his major concerns seemed to be things like convincing aliens to leave Earth and preventing Lois Lane from marrying him. Different sensibilities, I suppose. These stories do have charm, but there’s a limit.

It’s the final story in this issue that made me decide to read it today. In “The Night of March 31st,” Clark Kent writers in his diary that “Nothing exciting happened today – will patrol Metropolis, as usual, tomorrow. Supergirl isn’t ready yet to have her existence revealed to the world.” Then, after writing all this stuff in a paper diary in plain English where anybody could read it, Clark goes to sleep. In the morning, he’s awakened by an urgent call from Perry White asking him to get Superman to meet him at the Daily Planet, only to find that Perry has somehow been transformed to a Bizarro. From there things only get wilder – he rushes to an oceanic observatory only to find his old girlfriend Lori Lemaris, the mermaid, with legs and drowning. Then Supergirl — at the time still acting as Superman’s “secret weapon” — shows up to put out a fire in broad daylight, revealing her existence to the world. Krypto and Streaky burst in at the Planet offices to play with Jimmy and Lois, Mr. Mxyzptlk shows up to take Lois out to lunch…every panel is full of strange occurrences and even stranger sight gags. We see Superman with no cape, wearing slacks over his costume, wearing Clark’s glasses, with a backwards S-shield, and dozens of other little visual oddities. Nothing about the story seems to make any sense whatsoever, even up to the point where Lex Luthor, Bizarro, and Brainiac team up to save him from a Kryptonite-wielding Lana Lang.

Why is all of this crazy stuff happening, you ask? It’s simple – we began with Clark writing his March 31st entry, then going to sleep, so then what day is it when he wakes up?

I personally hate April Fool’s Day, at least the way it exists today. It should be a day for gentle, harmless jokes and pranks, but far too many people use it as an excuse to pull mean-spirited gags and then brush it off with “Can’t you take a joke?” Social media has made it even worse – it’s hard enough these days to sort the truth from the nonsense online, and April Fool’s Day annually bombards us with an avalanche of garbage that gullible people panic over because they think it’s real. It’s gotten so bad that when Marvel Studios announced Spider-Man: Brand New Day as the title for the next movie, I went to Google and started looking for other sources to corroborate that it wasn’t just a joke.

All that said, though, this is actually a fun story. It’s completely ridiculous, and there’s a lot of fun to be had in going through it a panel at a time and picking out all of the ridiculous things that the writers and artists work in – things like the Leaning Tower of Pisa being in Metropolis, Lois’s hair changing from panel to panel, and Clark changing to Superman in front of a pair of onlookers that give off a kind of vibe that…well, see for yourself, I guess. 

I honestly can’t decide which joke to go with here, friends, write one yourself.

Anyway, the story is utterly ridiculous, but it’s harmless fun, and that’s what April Fool’s Day SHOULD be. 

The only kind of AI I’ll allow on this blog.

DC Comics Presents #70 has no seasonal contribution to make but it does have a personal connection for me. The Metal Men are some of my favorite B-list (or, even C-list, if we’re being honest here) DC characters, and this is the first story featuring them I ever read. I always just loved the concept – a team of robots, each of which is comprised of a single metal (Gold, Tin, Mercury, Lead, Steel, and Platinum), with personalities and powers associated with that metal. I suppose it was that I was also a huge Isaac Asimov fan, and as such anything with robots was really entertaining to me. 

In this story, the robot heroes are abducted by a mysterious enemy and put through a series of trials, some of them being “eliminated” and removed along the way. Mercury and Tin, for example, can’t make the cut in severe cold, and Lead is bounced when he starts to melt in great heat. As their trials go on, an image flashes on Clark Kent’s computer at the Daily Planet, alerting him to their plight, and it’s Superman to the rescue…but the heat melting Lead is being powered by red solar energy, reducing Superman’s powers and making it a real fight. 

I haven’t read this issue in quite a while, but I’ve always enjoyed this sort of “And Then There Were None” tale, where characters get picked off one by one. The only real strike against it comes when the villain finally stands revealed – a sort of standard mad scientist who is doing these trials out of fear of some ill-defined apocalypse that would eliminate the human race, hoping to find a way to preserve life. Superman himself points out how stupid his plan is, and that’s gotta smart. 

And thus ends the first “Superman By Request” week. I may do more later in the year, especially if I need another break from longer storylines or themes as I did this week. But you know, I think I’m ready for a new theme next week…so in honor of the goodest boy in the universe and the REAL star of James Gunn’s first Superman trailer, I hereby declare April 2-April 8 to be KRYPTO WEEK. See you next Wednesday!

Blake M. Petit is a writer, teacher, and dad from Ama, Louisiana. His most recent writing project is the superhero adventure series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, volume one of which is now available on Amazon. You can subscribe to his newsletter by clicking right here. You can join in the Kryptonian Konversation every day in the Year of Superman Facebook Group!