On Christmas morning, as Santa Claus and two of his helpers returned to the North Pole, they came under attack by a group of holiday Icons angry that Claus was monopolizing the holiday glory. This year, stranded in the human world with no way home, Santa will be forced to take on the tasks for every other holiday — the Icons are on strike.
- Prologue-Christmas Day
- One-The New Year
- Two-Valentine’s Day
- Three-St. Patrick’s Day
- Five-Mother’s Day
- Six-Father’s Day
- Seven-Independence Day
- Nine-Labor Day
- Twelve-Christmas Eve
Epilogue: New Year’s Eve
“Are you certain about this?”
“Yes. It’s not a bad place. I liked a lot of it there. I want to see more.”
“And you’re sure it’s not just about…”
“Would it matter if it was?”
“No. No, I suppose not. Well… we’ll miss you.”
“I’ll miss you too. But it’s not like we’ll never see each other again.”
“Say hello when you drop by.”
“When on Earth would I have cause to drop by?”
“Seriously? Once a year. On Christmas Eve.”
December 31st, 1150 p.m.
The party was no different than last year. Back at the same bar, Gary stood in a corner, holding a drink that went down his throat slowly. All around him his friends were dancing, laughing, getting ready for the big kiss at midnight. It was cold outside, but he felt a chill even inside.
He sat down on a bar stool next to a blonde woman with long hair flowing down over her ears. She was short, but he didn’t realize just how short until she turned towards him and he saw her legs dangling in midair. “Everything okay?” she asked him.
“Hmm? Yeah. I’m fine. It’s just…”
“Not much of a party guy?”
“I guess not. It almost feels like an obligation, coming to this thing every year.”
She looked around at the couples canoodling in the corner. “It’s probably better if you’re with somebody. Are you?”
“With anybody?” he shook his head. “No. The only person I’d really want to be with is my son, but he’s with his mom tonight. That’s okay, though, I got him for Christmas. That was the deal.”
“You got the better end of that one.”
“You know, I had a couple of roommates until a month or so ago. Good guys. I…” He trailed off, realizing if he went any further she might start asking for details. The thing that bothered him the most about his roommates being gone was not that he couldn’t remember much about them. It was that when he stopped thinking about the fact that he couldn’t remember them, he didn’t even remember that he couldn’t remember them. It was an absurd thought that struck him two or three times a day, but only for a few minutes before he was distracted and they left his thoughts all over again.
“What about you?” he asked.
“I just left a job I’ve been at for a long time. Good people there, almost family, but I did a little traveling this year and thought I would like to go out and see what else there is in the world.”
“What are you doing now?”
“Nothing at the moment, but I have a few ideas. Next year is going to be big for me.”
“Here’s to that,” he said, lifting his glass. She smiled as she clinked hers to his. It was a lovely smile.
People started to rush around, crowding in front of one TV screen or another. “It’s almost time!” someone shouted. “It’s time for the countdown!”
“Midnight already?” Gary said.
“Oooh, this will be great,” she said, raising her glass. “What do we do at midnight?”
“What, you’ve never been to a New Year’s party before?”
“Oh, sure, but it’s different where I’m from. What do you do?”
“What do I do? I just finish my drink and go home.”
“Well that doesn’t sound like much fun. What does everybody else do?”
Gary didn’t have time to answer her before the countdown started. People cheered and rushed together and clutched each other.
“Ten… nine… eight…”
“Well… they do…”
“Five… four… three…”
“Come on, Gary, what do they do?”
“One… HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Everyone began to shout and cheer, blowing their noisemakers and drinking champagne. And of course, the kissing. People held onto the ones they loved, or the ones they liked, or the ones they barely knew but they were just drunk enough to share this moment with, and they kissed. Gary didn’t remember the last time he’d had a New Year’s–
The blond woman grabbed his neck and pulled him in, giving him a gentle kiss. It was soft and sweet — strange, that someone with the initiative to kiss him so boldly would do so in a way that felt like she’d never done it before. When it was over, he pulled back and looked at her, She was smiling. So was he.
“That’s what everyone was doing,” she said. “It’s seemed appropriate.”
“I guess it was,” he said. She giggled, he laughed, they drank.
“Hey, did I tell you my name was Gary? I don’t remember that.”
“You must have,” she said. “How else would I have known? I’m Eleanor, by the way.”
“Nice to meet you, Eleanor.”
“Nice to meet you. So, Gary, do you have any plans for 2019?”
He couldn’t help smile. “Not a one,” he said.