Halloween Treat: Correspondence

Hello, friends — for years now, it’s been a tradition of mine to turn out a new short story every Christmas to share with everybody. This year, I’m kicking off the fun a little early with a tale for Halloween. “Correspondence” is a new epistolary short set in the world of The Curtain (home of my novels Opening Night of the Dead and The Beginner). It’s a little world-building experiment for me, but I wanted to share it with you as well. Happy Halloween!

CORRESPONDENCE

A preorder! A newsletter! Two, two, TWO announcements!

Hey, everyone. It’s time for two – count ‘em – TWO announcements that anyone who cares to keep up with what I’m working on will want to know about! First of all, as you know if you keep up with me on social media, January finally brought us to the end of the long-running Kindle Vella serial, Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars. I loved writing that project, spooling out the adventures of Andi, Keriyon, Tony, Vic, and the others for over two and a half years. But so many people couldn’t get Vella or DIDN’T get Vella (it’s still not available outside of the US for some crazy reason), so now it’s time to take the story of Andi Vargas to its permanent home.

Twinkle Twinkle, the first volume in the Little Stars Trilogy, is coming out on May 4! This is an edited version of the Vella serial, with the text cleaned up and some tweaks to fix continuity errors. For the most part, though, it’s the same story you read the first time. The book will be available in both print and eBook, and unlike Vella, it should be available in every market that Amazon covers. And if you’re worried that you’ll forget before May 4th, have no fear! If you want an eBook, you can CLICK THIS LINK to go to Amazon and preorder it RIGHT NOW! 

Now if print is your thing, if you prefer to feel the heft of a ream of paper in your hands, don’t worry. I’ve got you covered. For Amazony reasons I don’t quite comprehend, I can’t set up a preorder of the print edition, but the print book WILL be available on May 4th, same as the ebook edition. And if you’re in the New Orleans area, you can get your eager hands on a signed copy! Join me at BSI Comics on May 4th, which also happens to be Free Comic Book Day! I’ll be there with several other local writers and artists sharing our work. I’m planning to have copies of the new book too (as well as all of the old books) to sell and sign and chat with anyone who wants to say hello.

Funny how that timing worked out, huh?

“But Blake,” you’re saying, “You said TWO announcements. What’s the other one?” Geez what are you, an accountant?

But since you asked…I said you would have heard the first announcement already “if you keep up with me on social media,” but that may not be entirely true. Social media, as we have learned, isn’t quite the reliable democratizer of communication that we all thought it was going to be. Social media is owned by tech companies and tech companies have bills to pay and somehow they think they can pay those bills more efficiently by subjecting us all to algorithms which believe I’m more interested in using Meta AI to search for ski resorts (I am not) than I am in the fact that someone I went to college with is getting married for the fifth time (I am vaguely interested in this one, because somebody is running a betting pool). 

So the solution to this social problem is to go old-school. That’s right, folks, I’m starting an electronic newsletter! 

Yeah, I know it’s 2024. Shut up.

I’m new at this, so consider it a work in progress. I can promise that I won’t spam you with daily emails, though. I hate that too. When you see my name in your inbox I want you to think, “Oh cool, what’s Blake up to?” instead of “Ugh, Blake AGAIN?” As of right now, I’m planning to send no more than one newsletter a week to update you on all things…well…me. I’ll let you know about new stories when they drop, my weekly “Geek Punditry” columns, tell you what I’m working on writing (the current project, I think, is pretty cool), share witty anecdotes and bon mots, and perhaps re-share classic pieces of writing. At least, that’s the current plan. Like I said, I’m trying to figure it all out.

But, BUT, as a special thank you just for signing up, how about an all-new bonus story? When you subscribe to my newsletter, you’ll get a special welcome email that includes an EXCLUSIVE SIEGEL CITY SHORT STORY! A brand-new short story set in the world of Other People’s Heroes that I’ve never published or shared online! How’s that for incentive? 

So CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE and be sure to whitelist the email so I don’t go to your spam folder.

Thanks, everyone. I’ll be back Friday with your usual dose of Geek Punditry, then probably on Saturday, check your email for the first regular newsletter. And thanks so much for following along.

A little star falling to Earth…

I woke up to a strange world this morning. Strange to me at least. It’s a world that hasn’t existed since June of 2021. It’s a world where I did not get up and start thinking about what was going to happen next in Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars.

I guess I should back up a little bit. Several years ago, I had an idea. In and of itself, there is nothing special or unusual about this. This is what people who want to use AI to write or make art will never understand. This is what you simply can’t explain to someone who finds out you’re a writer and says, “Oh yeah? I got an idea. How about I tell it to you and you write it and we’ll split a bazillion dollars?” It doesn’t work that way. The ideas are the easy part. It’s doing something with them that counts.

And the period in which this idea came to me was, frankly, the most fallow period of my life in terms of productivity. For reasons I have gone into multiple times and don’t feel like rehashing now, I had an extended period where nothing was working, from a writing standpoint. Even in that barren era, the ideas were there. I had dozens of them that I started working on and simply abandoned because I couldn’t find any traction. Many of them clung to the themes of parents and their children – sometimes from the parents’ perspective, sometimes from that of the child, sometimes from someone in the middle generation dealing with both at the same time. I liked a lot of the ideas. It was the doing something at which I was failing.

Then an idea came to me for a new story in my Siegel City series. This one would not feature Copycat or any of the previous heroes as main characters (although Copycat would grow to more prominence in the story than I originally intended, it is still not HIS story) but a whole new generation of young heroes…plus one young woman who was desperately trying NOT to be a hero. The trouble with this particular idea was that…well…the Siegel City yarns were all novels and short stories, but this was neither. This was a longer tale, something that would be comprised of multiple mini story arcs that would build together into a larger tapestry before finally colliding in a grand finale. It was less like a novel and more like seasons of a television series or a longform comic book. I would have loved to turn it into a comic book, honestly. That’s my most fervent dream.. I even wrote most of the first issue for such an enterprise. But then it died off, as I am largely a one-man operation. It is possible, if not profitable, to write and publish novels and short stories on your own. But it is far more difficult to do so with comic books. I don’t have a publisher and I can’t draw anything so much as a stick figure, and even those look hideously malformed, so producing a comic book as a solo endeavor was out of the question. (Whenever I tell people this, someone inevitably points out how many friends I have who ARE professional comic book artists, and I reply that yes, they are PROFESSIONALS, and as such deserve to be paid for their work, which isn’t really possible for a guy on a public school teacher’s salary.) 

And so I pushed the story aside, thinking it would join a dozen others in this fallow period as a “nice idea, but didn’t go anywhere.”

In spring of 2021, though, the evil empire called Amazon actually kind of saved me. Amazon was launching a new platform called Kindle Vella, in which writers could serialize stories a chapter (or “episode,” as they called it) at a time. That…actually sounded pretty good. I would have the ability to do a longform story without having to pace it like a novel. I could do my arcs. I could take breaks in between, if necessary. And the chapters, as a constraint of the platform, could be no longer than 5000 words. Even in this awful, rudderless time, I thought, I could do 5000 words a week.

And so I did. In June of 2021, I dropped the first three episodes of what had become Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars. It was the story of Andeana Vargas, a high school senior whose mother, Carmelita, was secretly the world-famous and universally-beloved superhero called Shooting Star. Everyone who knew her mom’s secret also knew Andi, and expected her to grow up to be a hero herself, even though Andi had no intention of doing so. Then, at the end of that third chapter (this was important, because on Vella the first three chapters are free, so ya gotta have a hook), a video is leaked to the press that shows Andi’s mother removing her mask and revealing her true name to the world. Where did the video come from? Who made it? And what were they going to do now that their greatest secret was no secret at all?

This past Sunday afternoon, while the Detroit Lions were winning their way to their first NFC Championship game in three decades, I was doing something that was, frankly, much more remarkable: I finished writing Little Stars. The final two installments will both drop on Wednesday, because the final episode isn’t really a chapter in and of itself but more of an epilogue, and I didn’t think it would be fair to make people wait a week for it after the climax of the story. When I began, I thought the story would take maybe a year to get out of me. Of course, when I started writing the original Other People’s Heroes, I thought it would be a short story, too.

Shows what I know.

Two and a half years of my creative life went into this story, and while the journey isn’t quite over for me (more on that in a minute), I think this is a milestone worth sitting back and appreciating. I never thought it would take this long. I never thought it would be this long. But the final word count for all 119 episodes is a little over 400,000 words. That’s more than most people read in two and a half years, let alone write. For you non-writers who may be asking how many pages that is, it doesn’t matter. Page count is a little useless for a writer. It can change from one edition to the next, change because of page size or font size, and it’s impossible to keep track that way. It’s the number of words that matter to us, because word count is constant unless you revise. For comparison, for my own edification, I looked up the word counts of some of the most famous doorstoppers of literary history.

WAR AND PEACE: 587,287 
LORD OF THE RINGS (All three volumes combined): 579,459
LES MISERABLES: 545,925 
THE STAND (Uncut): 467,812
GONE WITH THE WIND: 418,053 
OTHER PEOPLE’S HEROES: LITTLE STARS: 409,206

I didn’t set out to write my Lord of the Rings, and of course I have no intention of comparing myself to Professor Tolkien (Little Stars, for instance, has considerably less food blogging), but just in terms of how much crap we’ve dumped on the page, I’ve actually chiseled out a spot among the giants here. And I feel like I’ve come out revitalized. I’ve done several short stories in the time since I started Little Stars. I started my weekly Geek Punditry columns right here. I feel like I can create again, and the memory of that time in which I couldn’t chases me like a wild bear I need to escape. I don’t want to go there again.

So the question is…what now?

Well, first I drop the end of the story on Wednesday, and I really hope you’ll all be there for it. This is something that clearly means a lot to me, and I hope I stick the landing. But after that, maybe a little break, and then the revision work will begin for the next iteration of Little Stars.

The thing is, guys, as grateful as I am that the Kindle Vella platform exists and allowed me to crawl out of that nonproductive pit of despair I was trapped in, it didn’t work out that well. Amazon was trying to capture the periodical audience that enjoys apps like Wattpad, but I don’t think it’s carried over like they hoped. Part of that is my own pitiful efforts at self-promotion, of course. I am the worst person on the planet in terms of promoting myself because my paralytic imposter syndrome makes me feel like a snake oil salesman if I try to tell anybody I’ve done something good. But another part is that I don’t think Amazon has done a good enough job selling people on the platform. The “token” system seems to confuse a lot of people, and for some inexplicable reason, when Vella launched it was only available on iOS devices – you couldn’t even read Amazon Kindle Vella stories on an Amazon Kindle. Thankfully they’ve fixed that problem and branched out to Kindle and Android, but the stories on Vella are STILL, last time I checked, unavailable outside of the United States. I didn’t know how many international readers I actually HAD until I started posting about Little Stars and got messages from people asking when it would be available in Australia or the UK. The answer to that, by the way, is, “Soon, I hope.”

So while I like the creative challenge of Vella, I don’t think I would do it again, at least not without some major changes to the platform. What does that mean for Little Stars? It means it’s time for me to revise and reformat. Even though the story wasn’t planned as novels, I’ve figured out what I think are the best places to break it down into three acts, three installments…a trilogy, in other words. I thought briefly about just putting out one ginormous mama-jama book with the entire thing in it, but some wise friends convinced me that the trilogy route was much better. Alexis Braud, if you’re reading this, thank you for pointing out that a 400,000 word book just doesn’t fit comfortably in a purse or bookbag. (There is, however, still just enough of a narcissist in me that I may do a custom printing of that mama-jama edition just so I can put it on my own bookshelf and admire the chunkiness of it all.) 

With this new version, there will have to be some changes to make it fit. So after a little bit of a break I’m going to start revising. I don’t intend to make any massive changes to the story itself, but I will probably tweak the details, fix any continuity snarls that I can find, tighten the story up, and hopefully improve the characters and themes that evolved as I went along. When it’s over, while the Vella version will remain, the novel version will be the “official” history of Andeana Vargas as far as Siegel City canon is concerned, and in any discrepancies between the two, the books will be triumphant.

And then?

I have other ideas, of course. I think I made it abundantly clear that ideas are easy. And two of them are fighting it out right now, both of which are stories I worked on in the past and can’t quite get rid of, which I think is a good sign that they deserve revisiting. One of them is a science fiction epic, a story about two sisters trying to hunt down an inheritance left for them on a distant planet known as Earth. This would technically be a YA novel (or series, if I’m being honest), although I currently have no plans for a love triangle involving a bland, Mary Sue protagonist and a pair of bland, interchangeable heartthrobs. No, this is a story about sisters. And their parents, to some small degree, because I really can’t escape that. But mostly the sisters.

The other story I’m considering would bring me back to Siegel City right away. It’s the story of the oft-discussed but mysteriously missing STAT. I mentioned a few weeks ago that I based STAT on an old City of Heroes character of mine and that I had a whole backstory of his that I wanted to put in a book some day. This is the book I’m talking about. I even found myself working in more frequent references to STAT and dropping some Easter Eggs in the final act of Little Stars, little story seeds that would grow in this hypothetical novel. And yes, once again, this would be a story about parents and children. It’s just THERE.

Or maybe I’ll wake up tomorrow with a totally different idea that I can’t help but get started on. I really don’t know.

But the gap between my last novel, The Pyrite War, and the beginning of Little Stars was nine years. Sure, in that time I kept producing my Christmas stories, a couple of novellas, and my humor book Everything You Need to Know to Survive English Class, but the narrative gap was simply too long. I don’t want that to ever happen again.

So on Wednesday, please enjoy the grand finale of Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars. And then keep coming back to see what I’m working on next. Hopefully you’ll be as surprised by it as I will.

One last note – a special and very sincere thank you to Lew Beitz. Lew and I are moderators on the Comic Book Collecting page on Facebook, and over the last couple of years he’s become not only a friend, but the best darn Beta reader I could ask for. And he may be the only person on Earth who loves Keriyon Hall more than I do. That’s saying something. 

Ghosts of NEW YEAR’S EVE Stories Past 2014: Baby New Year

In 2014, I had a little bonus burst of holiday spirit in my writing. My Christmas story for that year, All-American Girl, was good. It’s always nice to go back to Siegel City. But that isn’t the only world I write in, and I wanted to spend some time in my other universe, The Curtain. The Siegel City tales are, of course, set in a superhero universe. The conceit of the stories behind The Curtain, however, is that this is a world where all monsters are REAL. Every kind of monster you’ve ever heard of, be they vampires as in The Release or that friendly giant that shows up in Warmth. Of course, not everyone necessarily BELIEVES that monsters are real, despite all the evidence to the contrary, but…hey, that’s what happens in a fantasy world, right? Anyway, the main characters in Baby New Year became fire-forged friends after helping to fight off a zombie attack in the novel Opening Night of the Dead. This story picks up on those guys some time later, as the dynamic between them is shifting. I do like these guys – Max, Brie, and Marissa. I may come back and tell more stories with them some day.

New Year’s Eve 2014: Baby New Year

Ghosts of Christmas Stories Present 2023: Good Choices

I have said, over the past few years, that my writing has become somewhat focused on stories about parents and their children. It wasn’t deliberate on my part, but becoming a father seemed to make this a recurring theme in my stories. But as I’ve gone over this retrospective, I realize that’s not entirely true. Of the 23 previous Christmas stories I’ve shared, eight of them have been about parents and their kids in one way or another, four before my son was born and four after. On the other hand, the first four came about in 17 attempts, while since his birth I’ve gone four for six, so the frequency is definitely increasing. 

This year is gonna make it five out of seven, because this year’s story is not only about a parent and child, but it’s perhaps the most personal Christmas story I’ve ever written. The funny thing is that when I started this retrospective back on December 1, I had no idea what this year’s story would be, but after doing this for nearly a quarter of a century I had faith that something would occur to me. Then, about a week ago, while my son climbed into bed with us and cuddled me on a Saturday morning, the idea just came in all at once. It took me the weekend to write the first draft, and I haven’t had to make many changes. 

All of my stories mean something to me, but this one in particular is something special. Click the link to read.

Christmas 2023: Good Choices

Oh, a few quick things before I let you go. First of all, although we’ve now danced through 24 years of Christmas short stories, the fun isn’t over JUST yet. You see, in 2014, I had a little bonus holiday cheer running through my veins, so I wrote a NEW YEAR’S EVE story as well! Come back next week, and I’ll share “Baby New Year” with you!

Next, I really hope you’ve enjoyed this little retrospective. If you missed any of the stories, or if you just want to go back and read them again, I’ve created an archive page with links to all of the stories in the post where I introduced the project. You can find it right here.

And finally, if you’ve been hanging out with me all month or if you just came in today for the new stuff, I really appreciate it. If you’ve at all enjoyed what you’ve read, I’d like to ask you to help spread the word. Share the links, tell folks, and most importantly, go on over to my Amazon page and write a review for ANY of my work there that you may have read. Having reviews and ratings helps to kick certain algorithms into place, and it’s the algorithms that get to decide what content people see when they’re browsing. So if there’s any chance of spreading the word and putting my stories in front of more people, I’m going to need your help to do it. Consider it my Christmas present. 

Thanks, everyone. And Merry Christmas.

Ghosts of Christmas Stories Past 2022: The Release

This is last year’s story, and as such, I’ve actually got a fairly clear memory as far as where it comes from. The idea came to me first – what if a supernatural being of some sort went with Santa as a sort of “ride along”? Why would Santa need him? Heck, I covered a great reason for that back in Santa’s Odyssey. But why would he agree to do it? I needed a real motivation for my main character, and it took me quite some time to figure it out. The first half of this story came along in fits and starts because I didn’t have the why. But when I figured it out, when I KNEW why he would go along with it, the rest of the story just flowed like egg nog. 

This, too, is a story from the world of the Curtain. Of course it is. The main character is a monster…of sorts.

Christmas 2022: The Release

And thus we come to the end of the Ghosts of Christmas Stories past! I hope you’ve enjoyed this little retrospective, and I hope you’re ready for a little more. Because tomorrow we’re gonna debut this year’s all-NEW Christmas short story, “Good Choices.” See you then!

Ghosts of Christmas Stories Past 2021: Vic Saves Christmas

As I’ve said before, my writing drought came to an end in 2021 when Amazon announced its Kindle Vella platform, a way for writers to serialize stories one chapter at a time. I had been contemplating a new Siegel City story for quite some time, but I knew it didn’t really fit as a novel – it was more of an episodic series of adventures that all tied together…less like a novel and more like a run of a comic book. But as I’m pretty much a one-man operation that can’t draw and working with the salary of a public school teacher, actually producing a comic book was out of the question. But as a prose installment, serialized a piece at a time…Dickens did it. Stephen King did it. Dang it, there’s no reason I couldn’t do it too. That story began to take shape, eventually becoming my series Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars

I never would have suspected how long that particular road would be, as I’m sitting here two and a half years later and just now, finally, getting to the end. (People who’ve been reading along, I love you. Please write a review on Amazon. We’re almost there.) And as so often happens, when Christmas rolled around that year I didn’t want to leave the heroes of that story. And so the three young stars of Little Stars became the heroes of that year’s Christmas story as well. If you haven’t read Little Stars…well, I can’t really be angry at you, because you’re part of a vast majority. But don’t worry, I think this story works just fine on its own. For those of you who are familiar with the exploits of Andi Vargas, Tony Gardner, and Vic Teague, I hope this little bonus glimpse into their lives during the Christmas that follows the beginning of the serial is fun for you.

And once more for the road: how ‘bout that logo? The great Jacob Bascle again! Check him out on Facebook or visit his online portfolio!

Christmas 2021: Vic Saves Christmas

Ghosts of Christmas Stories Past 2020: Warmth

I don’t think I need to explain to anybody how the year 2020 sucked. If you can think of a single positive that came out of that horrid, ridiculous, divisive crapnado of a year, you’re Pollyanna compared to me. As that year reached its end, and I approached the time to once again tackle my little holiday tradition, I thought about what it was we all really needed that year.

The answer was simple but, as is so often the case, the way to convey the message was a little more complicated. This is one case where my life as a teacher really came in handy. I don’t know if teachers should admit this to their students, but there are certain lessons, certain subjects that we enjoy much more than others. I do admit to my students that the marking period when we tackle Hamlet is my absolute favorite part of the school year. But there are other stories that I teach that I really enjoy as well, and it is one of those that brought “Warmth” to life. Like all truly great stories, there are different versions of it, and in this story I did a little work trying to reconcile public perception with the original text, while at the same time telling a story of my own. I think I did okay when it comes to that, but whether I did or not, the result is one of my personal favorites of all the Christmas stories I’ve written over the years. 

Christmas 2020: Warmth

Ghosts of Christmas Stories Past 2019: I Can Explain

2019 was the year my little Christmas tradition almost ended. 2017 was the hardest year of my life – that was the year that I lost my mother AND the year my son was born. My entire life was thrown into chaos, and in all that chaos, all my creative juices sort of evaporated. I managed to squeeze out the monthly chapters of Santa’s Odyssey that brought us from Christmas of 2017 to New Year’s Day of 2019. 

And then after that…nothing. Santa’s Odyssey drained what little fuel I had left in the tank, and for a long time, although I tried desperately to get a story started again, nothing I tried gained any traction. When Christmas approached that year, I resigned myself to the fact that this was the year my little tradition would finally die.

But then, a few days before the deadline, an idea came to me, and I got back in the saddle. “I Can Explain” is the shortest of my short stories, and probably not the best, but it kept me going at a point where I wasn’t sure if anything would. And it drew on what was going on in my world, which gives it a certain sincerity. And although I didn’t have any real creative output for the next year and a half (it wouldn’t be until 2021, when I found my way to Other People’s Heroes: Little Stars, that I actually found the will to write long-term again), if I hadn’t finished this story I may never have written the story for 2020, which turned out to be one of my favorites. So for that reason, I’m really glad that this story exists.

Christmas 2019: I Can Explain

Ghosts of Christmas Stories Past 2016: Daisy’s Tree

Can I tell you, when I went to put this little retrospective together, it was a pain in the butt to find the file with today’s story? After looking in every file and folder I could think of and doing repeated searches for “Daisy’s Tree,” I was starting to think I would have to open the eBook on Amazon and type it all over again. Then I saw a file with a curious title and it all came back to me in a rush. The file wasn’t saved as “Daisy’s Tree,” but under this short story’s working title, “Cup of Kindness.” This is as good a time as ever to confess to you guys that I’m terrible at titles. I rarely start a story with a title in mind, and I frequently change the title multiple times before I present the story to the world. And even then, nine times out of ten, I’m not happy with what I land on. Other People’s Heroes was Capes and Masks throughout the writing of the first draft, and if you can think of a blander title for a superhero novel, I’d love to hear it. Even this year’s story, the first draft of which I finished this afternoon as I write this on Dec. 17, has a working title that I don’t like at all. I hope I can come up with something better before I share it with you guys on the 23rd.

Oh yeah. “Daisy’s Tree.” Cute story. I think you’ll like it. And I forgot before I started to go over this that a friend from an earlier story makes an appearance. Look at me, being all clever like that.

Christmas 2016: Daisy’s Tree